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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:11 pm

According to this mail. Someone else want him? I'm dead and working on a hitlad right now!!

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Received: from [41.85.161.2] by web29306.mail.ird.yahoo.com via HTTP; Tue, 23 Aug 2011 00:18:22 BST
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Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 23 Aug 2011 00:18:22 +0100 (BST)
From: BARRISTER BALO AHOLT TANKO <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: YOUR URGENT RESPOND IS HIGHLY NEEDED, IF YOU ARE STILL ALIFE.
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BARRISTER BALO AHOLT TANKO [email protected] via yahoo.com

show details Aug 22 (2 days ago)

http://www.hcourt.gov.au/index.htmlhttp://www.hcourt.gov.au/index.html
FROM THE DESK OF BARRISTER BALO AHOLT TANKO.
GENERAL ATHORNEY. THE CHEMBERS OF SURPRIM
HIGH CUORT SECTION BK2 / A14. SURPRIM HIGH
CUORT OF JUSTICE. CHAMBER NUMBER 2103VC.

E-mail: ([email protected])

ATTENTION:

YOUR URGENT RESPOND IS HIGHLY NEEDED, IF YOU ARE STILL ALIFE.

WE ARE SORRY TO SHOW YOU THIS IF IT'S NOT TRUE BUT I HAVE SENT YOU SO MANY EMAIL THROUGH OUT LAST WEEK AFTER I HEART HIS BUT YOU COULD NOT ANSWER ME.

WE RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM BENARD WILLIAMS SMITH, HE CALLED THIS OFFICE YESTERDAY WITH THIS TELEPHONE NUMBER:+17038879922 INFORMED ME THAT YOU ARE DEAD AS THE RESULT OF YOUR THREE DAYS SICKNESS AND HE SAID THAT WE SHOULD SEND HIM YOUR FUND TO HIS ACCOUNT AND HERE IS HIS ADDRESS: AND BANK INFORMATIONS WHICH HE HAS PROVIDED AS FOLLOWS,

NAME MR. BENARD WILLIAMS SMITH
Address: #6 Chateau Grove Lane, Barboursville,
West Virginia 25504: United States
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Bank name and infos,
SunTrust Bank 411 New Bern Avenue
Raleigh, NC 27610 800 786 8787/ Fax 919 212 0165
Saving Account:/ Routing #: 053100465 /
Acct. #: 813822407 /Swift Code: SNTRUS3A
======================================

ACORDING TO HIM ON OUR PHONE CONVERSATION AND EMAIL, HE STATED THAT HE IS YOUR NEXT OF KIN BENEFICIARY, AND HE ALSO TOLD ME THAT YOU INSTRUCTED HIM TO CLAIM YOUR PROPERTIES INCLUDING YOUR MONEY IN CASE IF YOU ARE NO MORE TO BE FOUND ON EARTH AND THE AMOUNT IS $12 MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR.

WE ARE VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE NO MORE TO BE FOUND ON EARTH AND WE DONT KNOW THAT THIS IS THE REASON WHY YOU HAVE NOT REPLY TO ALL THE EMAIL WE SENT TO YOU REGARDING THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND.

THIS IS MY PROMISE TO YOU WHERE EVER YOU ARE, THAT WE THE ZENNITH BANK ARE GOING TO DO EVERY THING WITHIN MY POWER TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR FUND IS TRANSFERRED TO HIM AS YOUR NEXT OF KIN BENEFICIAL TO YOU, MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE AND MAY GOD GRANT YOU INTERNAL LIFE ON THE LAST DAY TO COME WE ARE VERY, VERY SORRY.

HE DID ALSO SAID HE KNOW HE IS GOING TO PAY THE $750.00 REQUIRED TO ENABLE US TRANSFERRED YOUR FUND TO HIM BECAUSE YOU TOLD HIM SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHEN YOU WHERE IN THE HOSPITAL AND I SHOULD LET HIM KNOW THE COST OF THE NEEDED CHARGE IS $750.00 FOR OUR TRANSFER CHARGES TO COMPLIT THIS TRANSACTION,
.

WE TOLD HIM TO HOLD ON AND LET US VERIFY IF THIS IS TRUE OR NOT BECUASE WE ARE CONFUSED NOW ABOUT THIS CLAIMS' YOU ARE ADVICE TO RESPOND WITH EVIDENCE IF IT HAPPENS THAT THIS IS NOT TRUE THAT YOU ARE NO MORE TO BE FOUND ON EARTH.

HE SAID THAT YOUR FINAL CELEMORNY OF BUERIAL WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE 10/09/2011 ) SO YOU HAVE TO RESPOND FOR THIS FINAL NOTICE IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE. YOUR URGENT RESPOND IS HIGHLY NEEDED NOW AND GET BACK TO ME HERE ON THE BELLOW EMAIL IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE ON EARTH.

([email protected])
REV.CHRIST DAVID
ZENNITH BANK MANAGER

BELLOW IS THE SEREMONEY PICTURS HE HAS BRING TO US FOR AN OFFICIAL PROOF
Coffin being taken out of the cathedral

Pavarotti's coffin
YOUR URGENT RESPOND IS HIGHLY NEEDED NOW AND GET BACK TO ME HERE ON THE BELLOW EMAIL IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE ON EARTH.

Apparently I had a catholic funeral too, according to the attached pictures

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Is he sure that isn't Danny boy in that casket?

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:13 pm

I'll give it a go and try a zombie bait - thanks for passing him on Wink

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:19 pm

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AND MAY GOD GRANT YOU INTERNAL LIFE

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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YOUR FINAL CELEMORNY OF BUERIAL

Celebraloneys only take place on certain days right?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 79

^^ Pretty sure I get dibs on your stuff. Embarassed

And why would we keep your corpse around for two months? Stop laying around in that coffin and bait this guy.

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:35 am

You must be very important. I noticed all of the cops and uniforms saluting your casket. Can I have your autograph? Wink

Oh, you had a lovely funeral.

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:33 am

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ATTENTION:

YOUR URGENT RESPOND IS HIGHLY NEEDED, IF YOU ARE STILL ALIFE.

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CELEMORNY OF BUERIAL

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BELLOW IS THE SEREMONEY PICTURS

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Rev. Christ David indeed .. that is Pavarotti's funeral .. he said so himself .. as he accidentally cut and pasted the image caption

THIS IS A CLASSIC!! and possibly the dumbest lad ever.

I must attempt to de-educate him further

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HELLO DEAR REV CHRIST DAVID,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY. GOD BLESS YOU.
BY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AMEN.
I WAS VERY SHOCK BY THIS EMAIL YOU SEND TO ME.
PRAY LORD JESUS SAVE ME.
I DID NOT KNOW SOM SEREMONY TAKE PLACE FOR ME ON THIS EARTH, NOW OR IN THE FUTURE
I DONT KNOW HOW THIS MAN CAME TO YOU AND TOLD YOU LIE LIKE THIS.
OH LORD SAVE HIM
YES I AM ALIFE AND I AM OK, THANK TO THE LORD JESUS AMEN

OH I TELL YOU NOW MY HERT IS VERY PAIN TO EVEN THIN OF WHAT HAPPEN HERE
PLEAASE TELL ME WHHAT I DO NOW ABOUT THIS MAN, I CONTACT THE POLICE IF HE STEL SOME THING FROM ME
THE BANK INFORMATIONS IS WRONG OK
MY BANK IS BANKS OF THE UNITED STATES
AND MY NAME IS NOT WILLAMS SMITH IT IS RASTLY
SOM ONE SEND TO ME EMAIL TO SAY THEY THEY KILL ME WITH GUN SHOT SO THIS THING YOU TOLD ME IS VERY SERIUS
I AM NOT AFADE OF DETH HENCE I KNOW WHERE I AM GOING I KNOW THAT I AM GOING TO BE IN THE BOSOM OF THE LORD EXODUS 14 VS 14 SAYS THAT THE LORD WILL FIGHT MY CASE AND I SHALL HOLD MY PEECE
OH LORD SAVE ME
WE HAVE TO WORSHIP OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST WITH ALL OUR HERT BECOSE WE HAVE DETERMIN TO REMAN UNDERCOVER OF HIS ANNUNTNG

THANK YOU
REMAIN BLESS IN THE LORD
SISTER ADAMS LICK RASTLY

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:40 pm

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I'm dead and working on a hitlad right now!!

I'm still trying to get my head round this bit, being dead, wouldn't that pretty much rule out the hitlad doing much damage to you? interesting route to take the bait though.

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:49 pm

I once baited as a corpse, and had a LOT of fun. Keep in mind that, at your present location, WU's are few and far between.

Bruin

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:04 pm

Damn!!

My hitlad's e-mail addy is now dead. But I think I will play with this guy too. I really want some more siggy material!! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:32 pm

Don't forget to bellow your email very loudly!

The animal went into its hole, it is dead, and I am lost.
In Barí this sounds like the same phrase three times with different tones.