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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:28 am |
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I couldn't sleep, and instead of staring into the dark, I got up and made this:
Hitler rants about being chopped by Mr. Gomer
Enjoy. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:55 am |
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You should not sleep more often.
This is hilarious! |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:01 am |
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Excellent work, tD.
I laughed both times I saw it. |
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Posted:
Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:55 am |
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Brilliant TheDane, |
_________________ PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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watch video here Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant
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DuckOfDoom
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2008
Posts: 101
Location: Usually arse up on a pond.
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Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:10 pm |
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Quack!
Loved it! |
_________________ what the hell is going on, i have been waiting for your arrival at the airport since morning and all you could do was to fake me up. now i have waited and waited but you are no where to be find.
I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU WILL BE KILLED THROUGH SHOTING AND YOU WILL BE PROYECTING YOURSELF FROM BULLET ONLY TO DIE THROUGH PILLOW SNIFFING |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:08 pm |
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I really wanted that Blackberry. |
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There, there Favour. He still has his Yahoo box. |
Brilliant.
Edit: To add second quote. (It took several edits because I screwed up the quote tags, I guess that's why there is a "preview" function.) |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R
Last edited by Pastor Frank on Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:16 pm; edited 3 times in total |
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Gold Hat
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:10 pm |
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Most excellent writing - hilarious use of baiting terms. |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:30 pm |
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I've seen many versions of this,but as a baiter this has to be the funniest.Great job! |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:55 pm |
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A scream!!
Bruin |
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YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:13 pm |
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The term 'LOL' is used far too much, but it takes a lot to get a real laugh from the lips of this old cynic. Well you managed it, thankyou.
I really want to see Downfall, as I think the the acting in this scene is brilliant, but I don't see how I can possibly ever watch this scene without a snigger, especially at the thought of Hitler wanting to try his NOK format on Stalin! |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:15 pm |
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Priceless. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
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"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Philo Kvetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Aug 2006
Posts: 577
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Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:58 pm |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:31 pm |
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One of the funniest things i have seen on the net in a long long time.
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Shut up, you miserable little Igbo man whore |
I need to try that on a lad.
Great work Dane |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:00 am |
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Good work -- better than most of the bunker parodies I've seen.
But watch your back. |
_________________ ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:19 am |
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Excellent job. Loved it. |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:50 am |
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Thanks, guys. It was great fun to make it as well.
@Lakeside77: Well, I didn't publish it at Youtube anyway... I figured keeping it at 4shared would minimize the risk of some lad finding a vid about Hitler and Mr. Gomer. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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BookReader
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Mar 2011
Posts: 198
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Posted:
Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:43 pm |
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Absolutely hilarious video! |
_________________ x4
"I can see you are an illetrate, can you tell your mother to fill the form for you?"
"we really need to be talking on phone 24/7 to get this done"
"Please stop speaking like someone who is not matured here."
"am from Bristol London a professional Haired Killer."
"We are in similar age and we need to buy an holiday home once business go smooth."
"I WILL SPARE YOUR LIFE BECAUSE IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE TRULY
INNOCENT AND TRANSPARENT" |
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:05 pm |
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The Dane, you are a twisted individual! I like that in a person! |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:25 pm |
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Brilliant! |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Posted:
Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:29 pm |
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That was fantastic!!!!
I'd love to do something like that. |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
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EU321
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2011
Posts: 229
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Posted:
Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:05 pm |
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Nice video do we have a picture of mr Gomer? |
_________________ x12
who are you and what are trying to do? why are you playing with me? JACK 5MITH
WE DON’T PALY HERE, WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR GAMES. United R1vals after 30x MTCN v4ult logins |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:55 am |
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Rock on The Dane! |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Posted:
Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:57 am |
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Excellent job! |
_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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Dharma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 2254
Location: The Empty Quarter
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Posted:
Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:52 am |
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NOK to Stalin!!!
One of the best parodies ever!! |
_________________
Trafalgar Square 2013
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Accra- Douala(i only have one thing to say to you, go Fuck yourself and have a nice day Ok)
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The Road to West Darfur (with Dr Mike)
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Nigeria- Chad (with Dr Mike and Agda)
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( ) X2 Operation Gold 2011
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Scambaiting Tools! |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Posted:
Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:41 am |
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