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Master Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2011 Posts: 229

ParaNoid wrote:

EU321, seriously, you don't sound confident*. You sound like you are trying to be cocky / arrogant.

You are saying "normal" isn't good enough for you. [I agree with Dora on this one.] You want some "eye candy" to show off how much of a stud you are.

Seriously, you need to get out of yourself and your over inflated ego and get real with yourself so you can be real with PEOPLE you meet. I'll bet you have difficulty with male friends too.

I don't want to sound ignorant I just made this thread in the general forum section to get good suggestions and I don't know why some are provoked by this. I mentioned normal girls and I din't say that they are ugly in a way but just standard you see everyday. And I have got some good advice from some serious people here.

I knew I was going to sound desperate but I'm just honest and need some tips. Anyway for the negative commentators if your going to insult me do it on PM instead of ruining my thread.

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:49 am

Be funny. Peter Sellers wasn't a classic good looker, but notorious at laughing women into bed.

On the other hand, a guy I know asks almost every woman he meets to sleep with him (Mrs C and I were once behind him in traffic - at a set of lights he was suddenly hanging out of his van window to proposition the lady in a mini next to him). Like me, you'll probably think 'what a *&%$@ creep!', and that he should be on some sort of register. Unlike me, he's not afraid of the occasional slap in the face or angry boyfriend, and if only one in 10 say yes, thats a hell of a lot if he asks enough women...

@JF, re the stunning but lonely woman, I went to a party once as a student where there was a jaw droppingly gorgeous blonde model, who stood on her own most of the night, because noone, including me, had the bottle to go up and start a conversation with her.

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:01 am

Roycropper wrote:

Peter Sellers wasn't a classic good looker, but notorious at laughing women into bed.

Not a classic looker myself but seem to have the knack of getting gorgeous looking women falling at my feet...

Laughing. Evil or Very Mad

@Roy, I knew someone like that. They play a numbers game where the odds eventually turn in their favour if they pester enough women. They generally have pretty low standards though. Shocked

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:09 am

windypops wrote:

@Roy, I knew someone like that. They play a numbers game where the odds eventually turn in their favour if they pester enough women. They generally have pretty low standards though. Shocked

Actually, he has had some very hot girlfriends over the time Ive known him. Obviously they don't stay long, when they realise he's still out chasing the rest of the female population...

ETA: I just noticed that Ive missed my 8000th post sometime over the weekend. Oh well Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:47 am

I hear 4ppl is nice. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:03 pm

Roycropper wrote:

@JF, re the stunning but lonely woman, I went to a party once as a student where there was a jaw droppingly gorgeous blonde model, who stood on her own most of the night, because noone, including me, had the bottle to go up and start a conversation with her.

This is borne out http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-mathematics-of-beauty/

This is a fantastic blog btw - so many excellent behavioural articles based on real measurables of millions of people. Every baiter should read it, great insight into dating sites, and romance scam background info too.

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:34 pm

I fixed the thread title for you. Your troubles should be over soon. Wink

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:40 pm

Oh my, I go away for the weekend and miss all the fun!

@ EU321 - to be honest, and apologies in advance if you're not, but you're coming across like a virgin desperate for tips on how to lose your cherry. There's nothing wrong with that if you are, but it's not something most women find attractive.

I'll echo the tip to be confident in yourself. That doesn't mean acting cocky or aggressively, it just means having a quietly confident air about yourself and your actions. Even if you're as nervous as hell, try not to show it too much - although a little bit of nerves can sometimes be endearing. That really depends on the woman's own tastes. Try to give the impression that although it would be really great if she'd have a drink with you, you're aware she may not want to and it's not a problem. That keeps the situation relaxed, and she's much more likely to respond positively if she's not feeling pressured. Be open about yourself, but not so open that she knows your life story after 10 minutes. Be friendly, but not overly so, as that could be perceived as creepy. Most of all, be GENUINE. Most intelligent women are quite good at picking out the fake flatterers and lounge lizards.

As to meeting 'sexy' girls - sexiness is an attitude, not a type. If you're thnking of girls in videos or magazines, don't forget they've been made up/(un)dressed and photoshopped by the experts to sell an unrealistic dream. If you're just after sex, go on a shagging holiday to Ibiza. If you want a deep and meaningful relationship, try to find someone you connect with, who shares your thoughts/viewpoints/sense of humour. If you haven't found this person amongst your current female friends, either look again without focussing on the 'sexy' angle, or try spreading your net further afield.

Last word - if you are prepared to enter into an adult relationship, you should also be prepared to accept and deal with any consequences - whether that be a broken heart, a life's love, an embarrasing disease or a pregnancy. Practically, being honest with each other from the start about what you want from the relationship and using a good prophylactic should sort that out, but it's better to go into it with your eyes open.

Right, I'm off to talk to Badgey about these clubs he's been visiting in my absence... *gets cane out of cupboard* Wink

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:24 pm

/\/\/\ I'd like to hear more about this "shagging holiday" modality. Laughing

I can't find anything about it on Priceline or Expedia.

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:58 pm

^^ Me, I'm interested in the "embarrasing disease" bit.

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:21 pm

^^ Still trying to work out what that rash is, Slightly? Sorry about that, btw...

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:38 pm

Gezz I’m a little insulted you did not ask you mentor for help… Crying or Very sad

This is so simple!! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The problem is I think your looking for these “sexy” women while seeing 20/20. You need a good pair of beer goggles. Wait until almost closing time then stake out the joint. You will be amazed at all the hot women around! If you take this advice the “sexy” women should be ready and willing. This method is 100% risky free.

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:07 pm

This stuff will not only make you more suave, but also makes any woman look HOT!! BOOZE!!

Plus: ladies and gentlemen, THE SHAGGS!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxPsXPCR5MU

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:25 pm

Booze may not be the answer, just as well for the OP who doesn't drink much.

Before I met Mrs C, I usually used to drink way too much on a date, to give me Dutch courage (nothing to do with Klasvaak). By the time I was confident enough to enquire if a jump may be on the cards, I realized it was probably too late to ask, as any ensuing bed action would probably turn out to be a disaster...

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:35 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrnsB_vMuvc

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:20 am

Gosh and Golly EU321. I hope you didn't take offense at anything I wrote.

See I have this awful ability to push people's buttons. Shocked

I am certain you are a nice guy with a lot of depth of character and interests. You are diligent in getting to know people because you truly care.

Asking a group of strangers you have been a part of for all of 42 days for advice on picking up women is kind of like Just to keep you out of trouble, I have edited what you wanted to write here. ~Your fave Mod

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:46 am

If you want a beautiful/sexy woman, take her to a plastic surgeon and he can make her into anything you want, even a barbie doll. A little botox goes a long, long way....

As for me, I prefer them the way the come, your average* or *ugly* people are more grateful, often less demanding and usually tons more fun Wink

So who is sexy to you????????

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:49 am

EU321 has exceed his maximum cognitive sexual power. His card has been rejected and you may hug the cute white goat now.***

***Just don't make Lagos-Joe nervous as he tends to faint easily. Also it makes you feel good and sometimes it's better for you than sex. -Fainting goats-

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:51 am

There is a lot of well worded, excellent advice in this thread. Thumbs up

That said, I think most of it sounds like a lot of work: expanding your self-awareness, learning to think of women as people rather than conquests, maturing, etc. That's all good stuff, but like so many things in life, there are some easy short cuts.

Good music and a big package are solid gold when it comes to luring sexy women into your love web. Get one of those enlarger contraptions for starters. They all work about the same way, but don't skimp on quality. You're going to be spending a lot of time with this thing so comfort and durability are key.

Once you start seeing some results, the next challenge is to make the hotties aware of your progress. This can be tricky: mention it too obviously and you'll come off as a weirdo, too subtle, and it will fly right over their heads (sexy women are not known for deductive reasoning prowess). This is where the music bit is the perfect partner. Once you have a sexy woman in your sights, walk up to her (confidently of course) and ask her if by any chance she has heard the Hall and Oats box set yet. Then say something like: "I was listening to it the other day while I was enlarging my penis and it's amazing how relevant it still sounds."

She'll be both impressed with your grasp of quality music and intrigued about your package. From there it's a short "Would you like to grab a couple of wine coolers and head back to my place to hear it?" away from another pair pf panties on the trophy wall.

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:31 am

Always listen to Luckey, her advice it quite perfect in this situation. Just listen to her and you'll do fine. However, hugging a goat works too. Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2011 Posts: 229

Thanks for the advice all especially Cougar I'm busy right now with studies but when I get free time available I will go through one extra time every post and try to fix this problem.

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:27 pm

Did someone mention my name?

EU321, if you look like the man in your avatar and have at least one Master's Degree, PM my twin sister Dora.

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:33 pm

It's a well known fact women make these life changing decisions subconsciously in the first 30 seconds of meeting someone. It's got something to do with forearms, exposed chest hair and size of medallion. Primeval attraction and all that.

Or is it down to the Lynx effect? Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:13 pm

Actually, Windy, you are very close with the Lynx effect.
But Koko is correct.
What works for me, and will work for most bipedal organisms is to hug a goat.

Women find that men who are unafraid to hug goats are simply irresistible.
The only problem is in taking the "sexy one you really fancy," away from the huge crowd of women around you, and getting her into the car safely to speed off to your secret lair to feed her grapes, and stroke her hair.

Wink

Women, please close your eyes. I'm taken already.