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Master Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2011 Posts: 229

BluthBanana wrote:

I find the best way to attract 'sexy' women is to demonstrate that you know the difference between your and you're. They also appreciate it if you recognize that the term a lot is two separate words.

As they say, 60% of the time it works every time.

I don't get it. Grammar?

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:00 pm

^^^
EU321
Please don't take some of these *joking* comments too seriously. There may be something getting lost in translation. Is English your 1st language?
If you could give us a few more details of who you are and what you're looking for, we could better advise you.

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2011 Posts: 229

No it's not, I'm just searching for tips how to get more succesful with women when going out. I could pm you for more detailed description.

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:36 pm

^^ EU, how do you define 'successful with women'? Is success getting them to talk to you? Having them go on a date with you? Sleeping with them? Having them fall in love with you?

I think you need to be a little more clear in what success means to you.

While I understand there might be language confusion, however when someone asks how to be successful with sexy women and NOT how to have a successful relationship with a woman, I don't think there is much to be confused about.

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:52 pm

Learn to ride bulls. You'll meet lots of sexy women.

Mostly nurses. Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2011 Posts: 229

The thing is I already have good relationship with my female friends. I was meaning getting to know more good looking females, dates and love. lol sorry I have hard time talking about this open because I'm very restricted. The sleeping thing is forbidden to talk about. Shocked

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:11 pm

Just live your life and you'll meet someone (assuming you're not a hermit).

It's hard for us to take you seriously when you make vague references to 'normal' women versus 'sexy' women. Bringing up books on 'seduction' also doesn't help.

I think people want to know what your goal is with regards to 'meeting women'. Are you looking for a relationship or *ahem* something else?

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2011 Posts: 229

Yeah I know but you can figure it out.

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:56 pm

The one golden tip I can offer (as someone who was hopeless with women until I realised later in life how many opportunities I middes due to fear and naievity) is confidence. Nothing is more attractive in a guy/girl than confidence. A moose seems super-desireable if she is sassy and strong and confident in herself. Not needing the validation of others makes you seem a premium partner yourself.

But do not differentiate between 'sexy' women and 'normal' women - a relationship is about much more than aesthetics, and a deep attachment is worth no end of superficial shags.

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2011 Posts: 229

Oki thank you for the great advice I look myself as a confident person so does my friends but could you explain more on what ''confidence'' your meaning? example?

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:49 pm

You could always go for it and beg "any chance of a shag?"
If she still denies you, she's probably a dyke and not worth the effort anyway. Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2011 Posts: 229

lol very straight forward does it work?

I usually try to go through very long game and teasing before I push

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:45 pm

Well if you try it enough times it will but you will most likely get more slaps than shags. I had a friend when younger that tried that. However i never saw him pull it of, i doubt he ever did.
He once said he was a ladies man with one p***y on every finger. Thing is that he blew most of his fingers away in an accident when he was a kid. So it wasn't that many after all. A fact that was instantly pointed out to him.

The best thing is as pointed out earlier to be or at least act confident. If you just talk to the girls you have gained a lot.

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:49 pm

If you are looking for sex, I suggest hiring a prostitute. Their job is to provide meaningless sex for socially awkward people.

If it's love you are looking for, Dora is both sexy and available. She likes aggressive men so don't take no for an answer.

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:27 pm

Have you tried animal pheromones? How could they not work?

Milk a he-goat and get back to us.

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:03 am

Fowan Nyne wrote:

If she still denies you, she's probably a dyke and not worth the effort anyway. Laughing

Yeah, that's the reason I would say no if anyone walked up to me and asked me for a shag. Rolling Eyes

luckey, how do you turn up in the sex threads? Seems that was the topic in the last thread you and I were in together. Hmmmm, care for a shag? (Trying to master the art of seduction.)

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:16 am

*raises hand*

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:58 am

EU321, seriously, you don't sound confident*. You sound like you are trying to be cocky / arrogant.

You are saying "normal" isn't good enough for you. [I agree with Dora on this one.] You want some "eye candy" to show off how much of a stud you are.

Seriously, you need to get out of yourself and your over inflated ego and get real with yourself so you can be real with PEOPLE you meet. I'll bet you have difficulty with male friends too.

They tell you how cool and suave you are and behind your back they are having a laugh on you. They tell you that some girl is interested in you. You go talk to that girl and she flat turns you down. Your friends have a laugh at your expense and have a round of drinks due to their success in making you look stupid.

Right now, you appear shallow and immature. That is rarely attractive to women who want a guy who can look beyond the obvious. You don't seem to be able to do that, even in this thread.

I was going to suggest what luckey suggested. If you have enough money you can have the night of your life.

If you are unlucky, you will get slapped or arrested for solicitation of prostitution.

How about a little ASL. We already know what you are looking for. Someone who will boost your tiny ego.

Quote:

*Synonyms: confidence, assurance, aplomb, self-confidence, self-possession
These nouns denote a feeling of emotional security resulting from faith in oneself. Confidence is a firm belief in one's powers, abilities, or capacities: "You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face" (Eleanor Roosevelt).
Assurance even more strongly stresses certainty and can suggest arrogance: How can you explain an abstruse theory with such assurance?
Aplomb implies calm poise: "It is native personality, and that alone, that endows a man to stand before presidents or generals . . . with aplomb" (Walt Whitman).
Self-confidence stresses trust in one's own self-sufficiency: "The most vital quality a soldier can possess is self-confidence" (George S. Patton).
Self-possession implies composure arising from control over one's own reactions: "In life courtesy and self-possession . . . are the sensible impressions of the free mind, for both arise . . . from never being swept away, whatever the emotion, into confusion or dullness" (William Butler Yeats). See Also Synonyms at trust.

You sound desperate. Shocked

Just look at the title you chose for this thread: Seduction IRL

Hang around until Valentines Day and you will see real wooing by the eggsperts.

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:09 am

I heard chicks with taste dig fire power and guitar hero masters...

Let's rock on down to the range ladies...

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:21 am

Fartina o'douriss wrote:

Really good looking people are often thought to be unattainable, and therefore not asked out very much.

You're taking me down memory lane, Fartina. In college there was an stunningly gorgeous girl in all my French classes. She was breathtaking, brilliant, funny, way more than just eye-candy. She intimidated me totally. I desperately wanted to get to know her but was terrified.

Later I got to know her very well; I dated her roommate for a long time. I was stunned to learn that she was incredibly lonely. She was so gorgeous that I wasn't the only guy who was intimidated. So the only guys who asked her out were jocks who only wanted sex, or geeks who were so far out of her league they didn't even realize it. All she wanted was a normal, kind, decent guy. Like me. Although I never did date her we became very close platonic friends. It was a very insightful relationship that I treasured far more than a romantic one. I still can't believe she was so lonely, but such is the price of true beauty.

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:27 am

Juan wrote:

such is the price of true beauty.

Don't I know it, don't I know it...

How YOU doing? Wink

Mod edit to fix broken quote tag - JF

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:59 am

I managed to get a beautiful girlfriend that I love quite dearly. I was her math tutor. Taking over a college math class when you're a student, and on the first day at that, get's the chicks. Then you put on your best squirrel fur and take them out for a nice, expensive dinner at CiCi's. Or Golden Corral, if you wanna go that even further extra step.

But before you start, you have to study the prey...er...female. And stock up on much needed supplies. Don't worry about those "safe sex" things, you won't need them. Besides, you'll be in jail anyway for wearing all those squirrels you put on in the last part of the message!

Ah yes. Just be yourself. Unless you're Ted Bundy. Then be anyone but yourself. Or SOOI, might wanna be someone else if you're them, too.

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:16 am

My success with the ladies increased exponentially since I took up baiting. Gave me some of the best chat up lines ever.

I first get their interest by asking if they want to come back to my place and see what I've got in my trunk box. Then I say I want 30% up front to prove they are serious.

Never fails. Cool

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:04 am

I'm in agreement with the OP.

Who wants "normal"?
I'd pick the the decent looking ones every time over an assortment of swamp donkeys and troll monsters.

"But Slightly, it's what's inside that matters".

Yeah? Well you shag 'em then.

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:06 am

30% of what? you get your top off and one leg out of your pants?

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