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419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Apr 2009 Posts: 375

I love hitlads. I haven't had the pleasure of playing with one myself yet though. It seems that by the time I respond to them, their account is closed. I'm going to leave this one alone but hopefully someone will have some serious fun with this guy and then post it here. Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 17 Aug 2011 Posts: 1

I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like
this if you don't comply, i was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it
within 10 days.
Someone you call your friend wants you dead by all means, and the
personhave spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and
told us that he wants you dead and he provided us your names, photograph
and other necessary information we needed about you. If you are in doubt
with this I will send you name and where you are residing in my next
mail. Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you down and they have
carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I
ordered them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I
just felt something good and sympathetic about you. I decided to contact
you first and know why somebody will want you dead by all means. Right now
my men are monitoring you, their eyes are on you, and even the place you
think is safer for you to hide might not be.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you
are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might
just spear your life, $8,000 is all you need to spend. You will first of
all pay $3,000 then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead
to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $5,000.
If you are not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry
on the assignment after all I have already being paid before now.

Warning: do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because
I will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that
somebody want you dead, and the person knows some members of your family
as well. For your own good I will advise you not to go out once is 7pm
until I make out time to see you and give you the tape of my discussion
with the person who want you dead then you can use it to take any legal
action. Good luck as I await your reply to this e-mail contact:
([email protected])

Mr.mark willams Brown.

My wife got the same e-mail this morning, I guess it's nothing we should be worried about?

the address it came from is [email protected]

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:43 pm

Welcome to Eater!No,hit lad mails are nothing to worry about.If you are baiting safe they can be a lot of fun though.Read the stickies,ask for a mentor if you need one,and give the lads some hell Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:00 pm

Congratulations on landing a hit lad. I, like many others on this forum, have never been contacted by a hit lad. They are the four leaf clovers of the baiting world. Wink

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:05 pm

I googled the money transfer receiver name, lots of hits. The same lad, or one using the same pickup also is a diplomat.

Quote:

From: Frank Robino <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: ACCEPT OUR CONGRATULATION IN ADVANCE
Date: 03 Dec 2009 04:36:38 -0800 (07:36 EST)

You're invited to: ACCEPT OUR CONGRATULATION IN ADVANCE
By your host: Frank Robino

Date: Thursday 3 December 2009
Time: 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM (GMT +00:00)
Address: US AMBASSADOR TO BENIN MARK WILLIAMS SANDERS 14 GORKY ROAD MIDOMBO, ADOGLETA I AM VERY PLEASED AND HAPPY TO INFORM YOU THAT GOD HAS FINALLY PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE. THE BENIN GOVERNMENT HAS FINALLY GIVEN ME A GO AHEAD ON YOUR PACKAGE. YOU SHALL RECEIVE YOUR LONG AWAITED FUNDS THIS TIME WITHOUT HITCHES.AFTER HOURS OF DELIBERATION ABOUT YOUR PAKAGE, WE HAVE DECIDED THAT I DELIVER YOUR PACKAGE TO YOUR DOOR STEP TO AVOID ANY INTERFERANCE FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT. AS A US GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, I HAVE THE PREVILEDGE AND DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY TO CARRY SOMETHING LEGALLY WITHOUT DAMAGING MY IMAGE. ALL MODALITIES HAVE BEEN PERFECTED FOR YOU. LIKE I SAID EARLIER, THE PACKAGE SHOULD BE INVESTED PROPERLY AND FOR HUMANITARIAN PROJECTS. THE BENIN GOVERNMENT ARE DEMANDING YOU PAY AN INTERNAL REVENUE TAX (I.R.T)WHICH IS $8,500.00 BEFORE THEY CAN ALLOW ME DELIVER THE PACKAGE TO YOU BUT I PLEADED ON YOUR BEHALF AND TOLD THEM THAT YOU SHALL PAY THE TAX 48 HOURS AFTER YOU HAVE RECEIVE THE PACKAGE AND CONFIRM THE FUNDS IN YOUR ACCOUNT BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE SUCH MONEY WHICH THEY AGREED.THEY(BENINGOVERNMENT)DEMAND YOU PAY AN AGREEMENT FEE TO THAT EFFECT AND THE AGREEMENT FEE IS A SIGN THAT YOU SHALL BE TRUSTED. THE AGREEMENT FEE IS $105. THE FEE SHOULD BE PAID VIA WESTERN UNION RECEIVER'S NAME" NWADE JOSEPH CHINEDU COUNTRY " COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC TEXT QUESTION" TO WHO? ANSWER" JOSEPH AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE AGREEMENT FEE OF $105 AS INSTRUCTED THE DELIVERY WILL BE COMPLETED CONTACT ME WITH THE EMAIL BELOW. ( [email protected] ) SANDERS MARK WILLIAMS; +229-93800985

Theres a couple more here, where he's just arrived at Heathrow airport, same pickup name:

LINK

Good luck, hitlads are evil. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:06 pm

Whoo Hoo. This is great. I'm excited, you're right Doc Holliday, it has been
WAY too long since the last hitlad.

Let's see, it wasn't Don Gunshot.....I think it was the one that dwatina
told him his name was not scary enough. So if he changed it to "Spincter Boy"
the clients would pay up real quick. Yep, he changed his name.

Was Spincter Boy our last one ? There was a time when we had about 4 or 5
hitlads all at once. There was Gladlord Thms, we called him Gaylord.
I asked him what "Thms" was supposed to mean, he said it's "Thompson".

So many memorable hitlads, almost forgot Harold Shipman, but I wax
nostalgic....... seems like feast or famine. Been a long drought.

Anyway, off to e-mail this latest one.

(ah yes, and "devil killertins" now that was a SCARY name). He changed his
e-address almost daily when we mass-baited him. We really cranked up
the heat and the thumbscrews on that one.......thought he was harked and worse

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:40 pm

I think the last one we had was a couple months ago, Jack Nodelay that provided me with so much sig material.He was wonderful.Extremely belligerent and stupid at the same time.I somehow managed to milk him after he dropped almost everyone else,getting madder and madder the whole time. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:56 am

The @blumail is dead. The gmail seems active

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:38 am

well folks, I just sent my first ASEM reply to this newest
hitlad from my sweet little old lady charac.

played it worried and scared and oops cut a zero from the 3,000.
"Do I have to pay 300 dollars ?"

Roy says the laddo doing the picks is a diplomat, I'm sure I can play that
to some sort of advantage with confusion.

Oh yes, by the way, I used that whoreadme.com as suggested by
Morgain Le Fay. That's who read me. Not whore ad.

(It appears ole Harold gave Mr scissorkick sig line material.)

All hitlads deserve massbaiting. and..... I used his G-mail addy

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:04 am

Good old panicky Harold.

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:39 am

I tried this with the last hitlad, but his email addy got shut down and the bait ended. seems the ditz needs weaponry:

Quote:

Mr Brown

I KNOW who that person is, my soon to be ex husband Nick. Well FUCK HIM, I want him dead! But I need a gun, a special gun that isn't available here in Australia. A gun I would pay handsomely for.

Can you get a ??? If so, how much will you charge? The gun is illegal here in Australia, but I am sure I can rely on your discretion.

Get back to me,

Ditz

Of course we're talking the gun from the terminator movies Wink

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:18 am

Hello Ladies & gentlemen Baiters,

I cut my teeth on a Hitlad. Gentle Lad Don Gunshot.
Hitlads are so much fun. Treat them right and they stay around a while.
Ole Don Gunshy became disheartened in the end. He swore at me.
Very nasty words

Mr Thompson, was a character, All fire and brimestone. I learnt some new words there.

Thanks to Brainiac for the heads up. However I had already replied to Mr Killer Brown.

Lets give Browny pain. I wonder what goes through numnut's mind when he gets so many replies?

Cheers

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:22 am

Quote:

Its my ex wife isn't it? I never knew she used to be a man, now she wants me dead before I tell the newspapers, who will give me a lot of money for the story.

What do I need to do?

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:52 am

Just fired off an email to the gmail addy.

This should be fun Smile

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:34 pm

I must have gotten hold of this clown while he was online cause he replied really fast. Seems like i was reported to their office. Didn't know that it worked like that. I always imagined that there was a discrete ad in a newspaper saying "guns for hire" or something. Well anyway i got hold of his phone number and he is not from Bangladesh but from Benin. And yes i will pimp it out to you guys as soon as know if he is willing to meet Mr Bob in Accra. After i was done Sub called and ordered pizza with chicken. But alas, out lad could not help with that either.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/tAG_IaR9/Conference_Call_03_03_PM_Thurs.html

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:13 pm

Good to hear his voice, he doesn't sound the sharpest tool in the box. Nice if you can get him to Accra.

He soon got back to me, but didn't read my email, just sent the WU details again.

Quote:

Dear Crakajack,

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.

I'll set my platypus on you, it's mean and hungry.

--
Roy

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Apr 2009 Posts: 375

So yeah, I couldn't stay away. I emailed him too. Very Happy

Let's see how long this continues before he's shut down.

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:06 pm

He has not replied back to my email from this morning. He must be busy Smile

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:12 pm

Fires one off it's been a while since I've played with a hitlad.

Not sure if anyone has seen the movie horrible bosses but I think I will eventually try and get him kill my boss Jennifer Aniston who has been sexually harassing me.

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:44 pm

I have seen that movie, it is great. And Jennifer's.. er..performance is also great.

Anyways i promised you guys the number to our lad. And as it seems he will not be traveling anywhere i have now decided to pimp it out.

+22998251280

Now he is in Benin so that gives you the time which he will most likely be asleep. He likes to be woken up in the middle of the night, he told me so himself. Order pizza, phone sex, whatever you like. Just make him suffer
Have fun!

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Apr 2009 Posts: 375

So, let me get this straight... A hitman who wishes to remain anonymous, freely gives out his cell phone number? I might give him a little ring later on today (tonight for him). I hope he sleeps with the phone right next to his pillow. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:27 pm

@Dr Mike I think I will also ask him if he does "Wet Work".

He is a fast one already got a reply.

Note if your a new Baiter jump in on the fun. Hitlads are a blast to bait.

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:04 pm

bravo95 wrote:

my boss Jennifer Aniston who has been sexually harassing me.

If the next News of the World headline is "Hottie Jen Aniston iced by Beninois hitman" I know who to blame for violating the ITP rule!

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:46 pm

I'm feeling neglected. Jack has not replied to me yet. Crying or Very sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I'm in the same boat Raga! I've hit this from 2 different addys, different genders and positions and still nothing. I hope the others are keeping this one occupied!