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Gold Hat
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Does anyone want to know why I called my dog "Herpes"? |
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bigdaddy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Dec 2010
Posts: 586
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Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:22 pm |
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I repeat, do not arrange for the cops and if you play hard i will pull my trigger and i have my bullet straight in your F**king fore head -
Madam F**k you with your game ok and dont write to my email or l will track you down with FBI you play with me .
You are nothing but an idiot , You must die by motor accident by fooling with a man that is old enough to be your father .
soon you will writing from your grave .
IDIOT (Barrister after I closed his bank account)
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:20 am |
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@Gold Hat
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:12 am |
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| Does anyone want to know why I called my dog "Herpes"? |
I'm going to take a stab at it. Something to do with catching it in the wild and never going away?
I had herpes before it was popular. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:52 am |
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@Gold Hat, because he is fast?
Darn it all, I need to get my glasses fixed. I could swear he typed "Hermes"...
We had a cat named Roada, we found her along side the road she was only about 6 weeks old.
We had a dog named Claudia because as a puppy she had big feet. She was also found along side the road at about 5 months old.
Yes, we take in strays. I was trying to keep this topical as far as Nicks...  |
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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:37 am |
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My real name is Dr Stephen Williams.
Not. |
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Vampiremerchant
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Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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| I named my dog 'Herpes' because he won't heel |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:09 am |
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@Gold hat: I dunno, do you scratch him a lot? |
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My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
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Craig007
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Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:04 am |
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'Craig' because that's my name, and '007' because I like James Bond. Suave, sophisticated and being a real charmer with the ladies happen to be attributes I share with Mr Bond.  |
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jose_cuervo
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Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:16 pm |
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I always assumed you took that nick to express your admiration for Daniel Craig in his 007 faux-speedo. 
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:14 pm |
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This is what I imagined José Cuervo's username came from.
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:20 pm |
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@ Jose: On behalf of the Eater ladies-
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irishemigrant
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Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:52 am |
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^^ Cougar, the only *cough* *cough* *ahem* "lady" that wears a permanent bib
ps. He's got a *photo enhancement prop* in that pic. |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:15 am |
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@ Cougar: My thoughts ... erm ... reactions exactly. I was just too cowardly to admit it. |
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bigdaddy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Dec 2010
Posts: 586
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Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:02 pm |
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LAME! *SLAP* Now get back on topic! |
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I repeat, do not arrange for the cops and if you play hard i will pull my trigger and i have my bullet straight in your F**king fore head -
Madam F**k you with your game ok and dont write to my email or l will track you down with FBI you play with me .
You are nothing but an idiot , You must die by motor accident by fooling with a man that is old enough to be your father .
soon you will writing from your grave .
IDIOT (Barrister after I closed his bank account)
Ch4nt4l Posse-Accra, Ghana > Cotonou, Benin (Co-Bait with GnarlySpoof+psychicbait)
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Beefcake
Sex-starved Tikka Masala
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Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:35 pm |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:29 am |
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I lived in a neighborhood called Lakeside when I was in college. It was the craziest year of my life. |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:51 am |
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| Cougar, the only *cough* *cough* *ahem* "lady" that wears a permanent bib |
@ Irish - admit it, you wouldn't have it any other way. Particularly with your 'special' tastes. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:07 am |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cropper
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| Described as "remarkably intelligent, but socially naïve", the character is a fan of buses and trains, wears a beige anorak, scarf, woollen gloves and clutching a nylon shopping bag with a set of keys taped to the handle. |
Not at all like me, obviously.
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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:01 pm |
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Ezio is the modern Italian form of Aëtius, the Roman general who defeated Attila the Hun.
Also it was the first name of a character in a role-playing game who was sort of an adventurer and a scoundrel, as well as a (for medieval standards) secret agent. Fit with my idea of baiting. |
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¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:20 pm |
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If anyone knows where I got my nick from, please let me know, since I'm clueless |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:26 pm |
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A, now deceased, Dutch writer once said:
"That I'm mortal still has to be proven"
Well.. It has now been proven he's not mortal, seeing as how he's dead and you're still posting. Which probably means that you are mortal! I'm making sense, right? |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
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Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:52 pm |
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@Mortal There are several possible ways you came to that name; however, I think that it came to you in a dream one night! |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
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Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:54 pm |
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Mortal: A fighting game called "Mortal Kombat" |
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red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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