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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:52 pm

This lad seems very excited about coming to visit me.

Quote:

I hope you are making preparation of my arrival to meet with you, what a great day to be, it has always been the day I have been looking up to

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:39 pm

Guess I gotta get in on this new thread...keep the karma going. This has probably been seen but:

Several things made me laugh on this one, notably:
The first winner, Mr Kuash Behler, seems to be an animation, from Asia, holding a Bible.
And it would seem Nepal is now a town in Michigan?

Terrible even by mugu standards.

I've asked for my check of course.

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:25 pm

Quote:

As for the things you are saying i should wear, do you mean a boxer shout, or a Jean trouser and Shit or i should be half nude

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:08 am

Quote:

my fetish man is ever ready to strike you deadly if only i give him the final go ahead.

ever since i got cursed with bad juju this fetish man keeps getting mentioned, i'm not sure what the lad's fetish is, but i'm guessing something along the lines of whips and chains O.o

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:07 pm

Quote:

My friend don't ask questions that are not relevant. I don't like people that talk too much.

Sorry, it's the way it goes.

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:54 am

Another piece of awesome lad geography fail:

Quote:

I am a Kenya citizen who Stays in London Netherlands who worked as a diplomat for many years,

Damn... that's going to make my daily commute to London a bit long Shocked

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:41 pm

The only website I have effectively deaded claimed to be a law firm based in "San Dakar, Ontario".

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:19 am

Think my boy's got a bit of a trust problem Laughing

Quote:

The only way to trust is by trust please trust me the way I trust you.

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:12 am

Part of the opening script shows a strange business model in Ghana.

Quote:

The young man name is Mr. D4ve S4nders and the wife name is Victori4 S4nders all work with Ashanti Gold Field One of the leading Gold miming company in Ghana.

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:15 am

This is the main script from one I posted recently in Surplus.
I presume the Internet Cafe charges users more for using punctuation,

Quote:

ATTNL,

THIS IS TO BRING IT TO YOUR NOTICE THAT WE THE INTERNATIONAL POLICE BENIN BRANCH
WEST AFRICA ( INTERPOL) ARE TO OFFICIAL INFORM YOU THAT FBI OF AMERICA INFORM US
TO CARRY ON THE INVESTIGATION CONCERNING THE BUSINESS TRANSACTION THAT YOU ARE
HAVING OVER HERE IN THE AFRICA AS YOU KNOW THAT HERE IS AFRICA WHILE FBI ARE IN
THE UNITED STATE OF AMERICA SO AFTER OUR INVESTIGATION CONSULTANT WITH WEST
AFRICA MONETARY INSTITUTE ( WAMI ) SO EVERY INVETSIGATION CONCERNING YOUR FUND
WAS HANDED OVER TO US PER THE MEETING THAT WAS GOING ON FOR PASS 7 DAYS WHICH
ENDED TODAY .

CONFIDENTIAL NOTE ; WE ARE HERE TO OFFICIAL INFORM YOU THAT OUR MENS HAVE GO TO
WESTERN TODAY AND SECURE THE CHEQUE FROM THE OFFICE OF WESTERN UNION MONEY
TRANSFER AGENCY THAT SURPOSE TO TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOU THROUGH THEIR WESTERN
UNION OFFICE AS IT RESULT THAT THE CHEQUE IS VERY HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY TO BE
TRANSFER THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER ,SO THE CHEQUE IS NOW IN OUR CUSTODY .

SO BE INFORM THAT THE CHEQUE IS NOW ON OUR CUSTODY HERE IN OUR OFFICE AND WE ARE
TO DELIVER THE CHEQUE TO YOU WITH OUT ANY FURTHER DELAYING FOR YOU TO NOT HAVE
ANY PROBLEM WITH ANY OFFICE OR DEPARTMENT THAT IS MONETARY YOUR FUND AS WE ARE
CONCERN ON THIS MATTER NOW .

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS TO TRY AND SEE THAT YOU MEET UP WITH OUR REQUEST SO
THAT WE CAN RELEASE YOUR CHEQUE AND DELIVERY IT TO YOU IMMEDIATELY WITH OUT
HAVING ANY OTHER PROBLEM BUT THE ONLY THING THAT HOLDING YOUR FUND HERE IS THAT
YOU HAVE TO RECONFIRM TO US YOUR FULL INFORMATION WHERE TO SEND THE CHEQUE TO
YOU AND YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH OUR DUTY SERVICE CHARGE WHICH IS $95 DOLLARS ONLY ,

YOU ARE HERE ADVICE TO URGENTLY SEND TO US THE DUTY SERVICE CHARGE THAT MUST TO
PAY BY THE BENEFICIAL AS CONGREGATION OF INTERNATIONAL FUND WHICH IS $95 USD
AND YOUR FULL INFORMATION BELOW SO THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR CHEQUE THIS WEEK .

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:44 am

Another awesome lad geography fail:

Quote:

Welcome to the Albany Division of the Federal Bureau of Investigation

http://albany.fbi..gov/

E- mail ( [email protected])

200 McCarty Avenue, Albany, Cotonou Benin Republic

believe it or not his script goes downhill from there.

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:27 am

Lad working himself into frenzy...

Quote:

Attention: <snipped>,

This department is seek and tried of you telling us every day i will go to ria bank today,i will go to ria bank today,i will go to ria bank today. Yet nothing have ever change, what type of a woman are you? now we are begining to understand that you are just a joker you did not send the money to us at the first place you only lied to us,if not what will it take you to get a control numbers of a money you sent. Before this happen i told you at the first time to send this money to us via western union or money gram but you refused and told me that you are banned if you are banned not to send money in your state are you also banned in Liverpool not to send money out?.

You would have recieve this compensation payment into your nominated bank account in Australia since last week if not because of your delay,When i notice that you are not a serious person was when you refused to give me your telephone number and you don't call me even with a pay phone you don't communicate with me you only send me email once in a day why? is this how you are going to handel this transaction that value $5 Million Dollars.

Look we has already step down your payment files to be cancel final tomorrow morning if we did not hear from you positively with the control numbers of this money that you claim you sent, Or you re-send the money and give us the full information to pick it up.

We surpose to cancel your files today but because of last weekend holidays we has decided to give you an additional 24hours but if we did not hear from you with the information to pick up this money first thing tomorrow morning consider you payment files and this compensation payment terminated.

You are too slow in this life,since you started this transaction morethan 6 beneficiaries has recieved their fund from differents country now they are all celebrating with their family and love ones. because they all sent their fee and gave us the control number correctly and clear not you and your Mr Troy stupid website and access codes.

You don't know what you have untill you miss it.

More pleading...

Quote:

Attention: <snip>,

My sister am here i wan't to talk to you remaining there in the system ok.

You don't know what you have untill you miss it.

And really starting to whine...

Quote:

Look i pleaded to this department on your behalf and i also told them that you are my sister whom i love so very much,And because of that this department decided to give you an extention time to send this fee to us, so if you have re-send the fee urgently email me the information,But if you have not re-send it you must send the fee to us as quick as you can through RIA, western union money transfer or money gram, if they has banned you, look for someone who will help you send this money to us immediately,because that is the way others do it.

Enough is Enough this department has instructed that before we continue this transaction you must provide to us a telephone number so that i will talk to you first before every other thing.

Email me a telephone number that i will use in comunicating with you.

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:38 pm

Machine translated from English to Spanish by the lad, then hand translated by me:

Quote:

So I don't want to donate to a church close to here, because I cannot disobey my instructions beloved afternoon spouse, including the death.

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:37 pm

This came from one IBR4HIM H4SS4N D4NKW4MBO, so it could be considered a Freudian slip (emphasis added):

Quote:

YOUR NAME IS INCLUDED FOR INHERITANCE PAYMENT AND THE FUND HAS BEEN LONG IN THE BANK AND THE ACCURSED INTEREST OF $7.6 MILLION IS $1.4 MILLION THAT MAKES IT $9MILLION.

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:13 pm

This is the lad who I keep stalling him by telling him I am praying about this. He sends one sentence every now and again, and I keep saying I am still praying. So I tell him God wants me to ask him to show proof this is not a scam. I receive the following:

Quote:

I told you about this how i will scam you

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:12 am

Consignment boxes have just moved to a new level (emphasis added):

Quote:

your consignment boxes are still in malaysia as you where not able to follow my instruction,i was ready to assist but due to your action make me leave the consignment at the malaysia security firm ,but it will started yelling dumorrage in less time expected

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:02 pm

Re: Dying American in UAE hospital. Dr. is the lad who wrote

Quote:

This poor woman (Mrs Helena Rxxxxxxxx) almost kick the bucket last week

Bear in mind she only had 3 wks to live back in June.

I finally got a phone number out of the doctor and in my last discourse to him asked him about his dedication to his patient since he travels all over to the UK and AU.

Quote:

Do you not know about the Hippopotami Oath?

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:14 pm

A beggar Lad who wants a visa to come to America seems to have given up trying to sway Mal and wrote (emphasis added):

Quote:

The Bible said that the Power of life and death is in the Tungus so for so reason you most now cast a Cause on your fellow One so please you most lean how to love and care for humans

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:33 pm

God drinks lemonade:

Quote:

The Sprite of the Good Lord be with you urgent Attention

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:56 am

Initial script:

Quote:

the consignment contains 50 Carats of purple rough-cut diamond gemstones of Diamond Creek, Lofa County Origin ... i will make you the foreign beneficiary of all the consignment including dumorage charges by the security company.

My reply (taking "dumorage" to be "dumo rage"):

Quote:

I am interested. I am willing to save your inheritance from the wrath of the angry Dumo!

Where is Lofa, by the way?

His answer:

Quote:

Thank you very much for your concern about my inheritance and the angry domus,the LOfa is safe in storage,

A county in Liberia is safe in storage?

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:24 am

The greenback has changed recently (emphasis added):

Quote:

Your package worth the sum of $2.500,000.00 USD (Two Million Five
Hundred Thousand United State Dollars Sterling in a Certified Bank
Draft is in our office ready for delivery

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:10 pm

From a letter I put in Surplus..........the letter was from a

Quote:

Karen Birdshittle

Wonder if we could make her a "Shyster Birdshittle"?

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:21 am

Quote:

If you reply this mail, that means that you are what I think you are a cock soccer

I've been called worse Laughing

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:47 pm

Four different Lads, one day:

Quote:

I will send you the scanned copy of the transfer sleep

Quote:

Text Question / In God
Answer / We Thrust

Quote:

Gods know if you have received these funds and put me in a dark place

Quote:

Are you really dead?
PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD OR COPY THIS MAIL TO ANYBODY OF ANY KIND FOR SECURITY REASONS IN CASE YOU ARE NOT DEAD.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:25 am

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NOTE, YOU SHOULD STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY BANK CALLING OR SENDING MAILS TO YOU HERE OR ABROAD WITH OUT THE APPROVAL OF THIS COMMITTEE SO THAT THEY DO NOT DECEIVE YOU ANY LONGER. OK?

REVERT BACK IMMEDIATELY AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL

Does this mean my life as a werewolf is over? Say it ain't so! Sad

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