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AlanShore
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Aug 2011
Posts: 12
Location: Some dumbster.
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:45 am |
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Hi There,
Alan Shore here, in reference to one of the most cynical character in TV recently.
As the title say I am new in the Baiting game, but my mailbox is already full of candidates.
I wanted to introduce myself, here is a bit more about me :
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| Alan Shore (played by James Spader, The Practice 2003–2004, Seasons 1–5, 2004–2008) — A brilliant lawyer with a strong ethical core who, nevertheless, is not above obtaining moral outcomes through immoral means. Illicit computer hacking, blackmail, disguise, and bribery are all tools he uses without hesitation. Alan is, however, unwavering in his defense of the underdog (unless he is representing the other party) and an indefatigable patron of various left-wing causes. He is disappointed and disillusioned with how the country has changed in recent years, and routinely confronts these issues in open court. Wherever he works, he treats his coworkers with levity and refuses to take himself seriously. Alan suffers from night terrors, has a fear of clowns, and in two episodes, suffered from word salad. He has resigned himself to the fact that he will never be made partner at the firm due to his unpredictable behavior and lack of trustworthiness. He is best friends with Denny Crane. Alan is also an obscene womanizer. |
Thank you Wikipedia.
The only thing that I will say about me is : Forgive my english, I'm not a native speaker.
I am hesitating between a king that wants to leg his fortune to me or a very complicated fund transfer from the "coMPTroler of fund of Nigeria" (no joke).
I will take a few days to read some of your bait and experiences but I can't wait to start.
I red all your starter topics and tips, anything to add on that ?
Who's the boss here ?
What is the "real" definition of a trophy ? Picture/video only ?
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:51 am |
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Welcome to Eater, AlanShore!
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:23 am |
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Welcome to eater. As everyone will tell you - read stickies - read everything - get a mentor - and just keep reading. Some baits go well - others don't - so just hang in there and make mistakes and learn from them. |
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 Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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AlanShore
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Aug 2011
Posts: 12
Location: Some dumbster.
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:30 am |
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I already got a mentor, thanks to Cherry Program.
And I'll start soon to work hard.
However I have some few vocabulary questions, is there a topic somewhere to see quickly what are the terms used here ?
Eater, Bait, 419,... |
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Alan Shore: To err is human, but to get even? THAT is divine.
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Brad: I outrank you.
Alan Shore: And I'm such a slut for authority.
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Sally: Is that fair?
Alan Shore: I don't understand the question. |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:48 am |
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eater = this website
bait - what you do to the lads - like bait a hook - make them fall for your own counter BS
Baiter = you
419 - penal code in NIgeria that says thou shalt not scam or something like that
Lad = the scammer
mugu = fool in the Nigerian language
maga = the person who gets scammed (in the nigerian language)
toto - as in - you are as dirty as your mamas rotten toto (makes lads mad)
dig = guess they can't say dick or it sounds like dig to them
Westy / WU = western union
Safari - - when you get a lad to travel a long way for you (look on youtube for The baiting of Edward Smith - start with part 1) We got Ed to go to Singapore
There's more but I'm falling asleep. |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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AlanShore
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Aug 2011
Posts: 12
Location: Some dumbster.
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:34 am |
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Hahahahahahahahaha !
I just watched those videos, it's memorable !
I hope I'll land a big one like that some day...
Thank you for the vocabulary, I will remember it. |
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Alan Shore: To err is human, but to get even? THAT is divine.
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Brad: I outrank you.
Alan Shore: And I'm such a slut for authority.
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Sally: Is that fair?
Alan Shore: I don't understand the question. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:14 pm |
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| Who's the boss here ? |
Much time and energy has been devoted to that question.
Welcome to Eater. |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:21 pm |
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^^^ The boss? I thought it was Bruce Springsteen.  |
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 Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
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The website below is available for Eater folks to use.
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Olly3008
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Jan 2011
Posts: 354
Location: In Abraham's Panties
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:55 pm |
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Aim small, miss small.
Todger Club member since 16/06/2011.
Me:you gonna poo on me?
Abraham 0gho:Until u become honest
Ming Yang: hold for 15mins please i want make use of the bathroom |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:10 pm |
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Welcome to Eater! |
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Trophies!
   
Off to see the wizard!
 Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:17 pm |
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Really...
Who is the boss?  |
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I can't wait for 'Eater Easter!
Find out about Rental Scams
"Note I am very weak by straight"
"Did you want to cheat me or play on my intelligent?"
"All necessary preparation for the movement of the stool are in the pipe line" - Stan "the man" Agbley
Click here to see a proper scam
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El Nombre
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 375
Location: slapping the nearest lad with a spoon
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:20 pm |
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^^^ well theres that strange lot in green/red, although i'm not sure how much control they really have  |
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5 piggys, a flag a pyri and 2 shiny phones < the grand haul of my first run
Round Two... FIGHT! -
The new collection
Round 3: Back for more!
"you are really a very disappointment to ladyhood" - michael agyekum boateng (standard AFF lad)
"my fetish man is ever ready to strike you deadly if only i give him the final go ahead." - the same Michael as above |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:21 pm |
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Some say he can eat a whole cauliflower in a sitting, and that he can talk to bees.
All we know is, he's called ... The Slightlyoutofit 
Welcome Alan. Thank you for reading the stickies and getting a mentor. it's the smart move. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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bigdaddy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Dec 2010
Posts: 586
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Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:24 am |
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FYI, Im the boss here.... |
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I repeat, do not arrange for the cops and if you play hard i will pull my trigger and i have my bullet straight in your F**king fore head -
Madam F**k you with your game ok and dont write to my email or l will track you down with FBI you play with me .
You are nothing but an idiot , You must die by motor accident by fooling with a man that is old enough to be your father .
soon you will writing from your grave .
IDIOT (Barrister after I closed his bank account)
Ch4nt4l Posse-Accra, Ghana > Cotonou, Benin (Co-Bait with GnarlySpoof+psychicbait)
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:08 am |
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It doesn't matter who is the boss. I'm sure Eliza could get him in bed!! |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:33 am |
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^^^ one to look out for!
Good to see you back Eliza...
Where has that squirrel been lately, anyway? |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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AlanShore
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Aug 2011
Posts: 12
Location: Some dumbster.
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Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:10 am |
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I like how everybody just focus on the boss.
I would just like to add that I got my first respond from a lad *tear of joy*
I will so help the nigerian financial administration to pass their budget befor their 2011 elections. I feel so blessed to be able to help a country in need. *tears and tears and even more tears*
Let's see how it goes. |
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Alan Shore: To err is human, but to get even? THAT is divine.
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Brad: I outrank you.
Alan Shore: And I'm such a slut for authority.
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Sally: Is that fair?
Alan Shore: I don't understand the question. |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:19 am |
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welcome to eater |
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"my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage!  x6 |
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