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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:42 pm |
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I sure seem to be getting either the stupidest lads or the most de-educated recently. Here is a classic introductory email I received today.
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Hello Friend,
I am writing you with tears in my eyes and poops in my pants because I no you will wonder how I got your contact, well my name is zaytuna owocomes I am from ivory cost and my parents are international business men and they are late, I am the only child they have.
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 David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
 David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
 x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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BartRazor
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 23 Apr 2010
Posts: 82
Location: Proxima Centauri
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:52 pm |
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Make him to write 'pee in my eyes' next time  |
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:55 pm |
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| my parents are international business men |
I wouldn't judge them for this lifestyle, although Africa seems to frown on that! |
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Olly3008
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Jan 2011
Posts: 354
Location: In Abraham's Panties
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:07 pm |
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Oh, oh dear... |
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Aim small, miss small.
Todger Club member since 16/06/2011.
Me:you gonna poo on me?
Abraham 0gho:Until u become honest
Ming Yang: hold for 15mins please i want make use of the bathroom |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:31 pm |
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New region?
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| my parents are international business men |
^^ Oh, how I could love to comment on that! Same sex marriage maybe? |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:31 pm |
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What are they late to?
You can fool some of the people olive the time, and olive the people some of the time, but can Olive fool anyone anytime? |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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linkster2o
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Mar 2010
Posts: 193
Location: Buried under Books
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:21 pm |
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I hear that homosexuals eat da poo poo, but that may just be a rumor...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:03 am |
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Seems that someone did a fine job de-educating this poor little laddie.
Ask him if he also has tears in his ears from lying on his back in his bed while he cries over..well, everything I guess. |
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YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:51 am |
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Fine job there, somebody
ninja'd all over on the "my parents are international business men" bit. lols all round. |
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