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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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From: Evans Martins <[email protected]>
Sent: Wed, June 8, 2011 8:32:40 AM
Subject: {Spam?} Contact Her.

Hello Dear,

I am happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds
transferred to with the assistance of another partner from Uruguay.I
didn't forget your past efforts and attempts despite it failed somehow.I
am in Uruguay now for investment Projects.Now contact my secretary for
your compensation on your past efforts.

Her name is Mrs charity Innocent on her email
address,([email protected]) ask her to send you the total $1.2
Million (One Million Two Hundred Thousand Dollars) certified bank check
that i left for you.I appreciated your efforts at that time very much.So
feel free to get in touched with the secretary Mrs charity Innocent and
instruct her where to send the amount to you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share joy
together after a long suffering.Remember that I had forwarded instruction
to the secretary on your behalf,So feel free to contact her now to enable
her send your money to you without any delay.

My regards to you.
Evans Martins.

Keeping my replies short I send- I want my money.

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Send your information on how you want to receive your money.Thanks.

Sincerely.
Mrs Charity Innocent.

My reply- I don't know what information you need?

I think she twigged in here somewhere, but I still sent a mild slap mail saying that I was going to tell her boss that she was incompetent.

The mail I sent to the boss stated- I can see why our business transaction never worked. You are an idiot and your secretary is incompetent!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

The slap woke her up!

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Hello my dear,

I am very sorry for not getting back to you on time,They information required from you is the way you want your money to be transferred to you.If you want your money to be transferred to you through delivery company in check form fine then you send your address but if you prefer bank to bank wire transfer direct into your account which i think is the best way as well fine then you send your bank information where it will transferred into to enable me submit it to the bank.If you want to contact the bank direct fine see there information below,

Name, African Development Bank.
Email, [email protected]
Contact person, Dr Bankole Williams. ( +2348095549975.)

Do update me immediately.Thanks.

Sincerely.
Mrs Charity Innocent.

I reply with

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Just post it to me. Your boss has all of my information

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Any hints, tips etc... would be appreciated! I'm working on the kepp it simple angle here. One question or sentence per mail!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Mr. Gomer works Sundays! I am impressed. I'll post his mail after I inform her.

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Calvary greetings to you Mr. R***.

I arrived at the bank this morning to see your mail to my boss. i am the personal assistant to Dr Bankole Williams from the African Development Bank. I will help you with your transaction.

Mrs. Charity Innocent cannot touch this money. She is only a secretary and she is very busy. After I reciept the required fees I can post your checque to your street address.

Let us suckseed in this transaction quickest!

Mr. Bomber Gomer

Of course I had to thank her for ALL she has done.

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Thank you for all you have done. You must be a very busy lady. Your boss has put his personal assistant, Mr. Gomer to work on my claim!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I'm so confoozed! It's terrible when you can't trust anyone!

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As you can see i am a busy woman.Nobody ever is my boss's personal assistant in the name of gomer or whatever,So you are dealing with wrong people.In other words when you are ready to have your money paid to you then you comply as directed by providing your information on the choice of how you want your money to paid to you.Thanks.

Sincerely.
Mrs Charity Innocent.

I think I will let her stew for a day or so!

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:00 pm

The ba****d is going for your bank account details. Evil or Very Mad

Either give him fake ones, or ask him to use WU - your partner mustn't know about this money.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Mr. Gomer and I are about to have a heated discussion. I must share her recent mail with him!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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What is going on here?

As you will see with the following mail from Mrs. Innocent, I think we have a problem.

She sent me this and I need to know what is happening with my money!

As you can see i am a busy woman.Nobody ever is my boss's personal assistant in the name of gomer or whatever,So you are dealing with wrong people.In other words when you are ready to have your money paid to you then you comply as directed by providing your information on the choice of how you want your money to paid to you.Thanks.

Sincerely.
Mrs Charity Innocent.

From Gomer

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Mr. Ratt

I am sure you have heard that there are fraudstars in Africa. Mrs. Innocent looks like one of those people. I already have your infors right here on the file. If she could help you she would know this infors.

Mr. Gomer

And from the G man to her

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Why you set up maga and say noting?

I Mister Gomer! Why u tell maga dat I not real? I no you jus lose you money. Mr. R will fall under Gomerboyz spell now.

U lazy toto!

Bomber

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Another poke at the lazy ass!

From Mr. R.

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I have spoken with Mr. Gomer on this issue. He tells me that he has my details, and also tells me that you are a fraudstar. What does that mean?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

This girl is too lazy!

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I have told you that i don't know anything about Gomer or whatever.If you have thing with him fine but at your risk.Have nice day.

Mrs Charity Innocent.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Mr. Beefcake, I must admit to being a thief! I am going to taunt this person with that same pic, with different insults, from my Gomer account, on a regular basis. See if I can make IT mad at me!

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