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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:40 pm

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I am Colonel Sanders White, an officer of the U.S Army. I am on the move to Afghanistan from Iraq as the last batch just left and i have some items i will need to ship out of Iraq for safekeeping.Can you be Trusted? If yes kindly reply me back for more info.

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Sure Colonel.
My Church and I are fully breaded to help a brave soldier, not a chicken.
We have helped buckets of soldiers before. Regular or Extra- Crispy, we do not care.
Though not spicy, as that is against our rules.
Biscuit!

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Apr 2009 Posts: 375

LOL! Classic.

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:28 pm

Excellent

saw him in my catcher too, and I thought of the same thing Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:24 pm

That's finger lickin' good! LOL

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

more lol, lets see it progress its a recipe for lots of fun.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 12 Jun 2011 Posts: 20

The old Kentucky fried rabbit maker Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:46 pm

I'm going to try to keep the theme up, see where it goes. Tho, it'll probably get hard to do as we progress.

He wrote back with the usual nonsense about getting 40 million out of Iraq.
My response:

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Is this gravy? I do not want to get fried over this.
I'm concerned it will raise my cholesterol if I continue. Be assured, I do not take this battered.
Biscuit!

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:51 pm

Don't forget to have the dollar chop done by some guy named McDonald.

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:14 pm

I think the secret spices would be worth $40 mil.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Yastreb wrote:

Don't forget to have the dollar chop done by some guy named McDonald.

That guy is a clown!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Mar 2008 Posts: 43

A trunk box full of a secret blend of eleven herbs and spices in the offering?

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:30 pm

Don't forget to ring the Taco Bell!

I once made up a name "Rhatany Sanders-Wood" (two parasitic plants). You could ask if he's related.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 02 Aug 2011 Posts: 18

I am also baiting a Colonel Sanders, presumably the same lad. Unfortunatly I didn't make the Fast food connection Embarassed

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:39 pm

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My Dear Good Friend,

Thanks for your Kind response,As i told you before...
<snip> So i want you to reconfirm your readiness in safekeeping these boxes

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I can keep a secret recipe. Just ask my 11 cousins Herbs and Spices.
Biscuit!

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My dear friend.
Thanks a lot.

Send me your address, full name, phone number.

Thanks.
Colonel Sanders White.
God Bless America.

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2917 W. Tenth Great Bend, KS 67530

Photo of my address:
http://tinyurl.com/3wpbzvt

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:23 pm

Is that a real address, or is it between two real addresses? (I've put a nonexistent address in Google Maps and gotten a side view of a real house.)

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:39 pm

did you look?
It's a KFC of course.

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Dear Friend Bishop Bulky Pole,

Thanks for your mail, Now i will give you a run down on the delivery
arrangements so you can be updated and know your role...
<snip of nonsense>
Thanks.
Colonel Sanders White.

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This is as confusing as mac and cheese on cole slaw.
Biscuit!

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Hello My friend,

Don't be confused i believed that American citizens are all wise and intelligent. please where are you confused let me explain to you Okay?

Thanks.
Colonel Sanders White.

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All these confusing side dishes and order numbers.
Do you deliver? I thought it was just drive thru.

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:38 pm

I love how your pulling the lads leg.

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:34 am

I heard from him, too. I guess he visited Fonda Cox's guest book.

I was glad to hear from him

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I am so glad you responded to my complaint on the KFC web site in person. As I stated, I visited a KFC in June and was terribly disappointed to what has become of a once fine product. The greasy breading fell off of the pieces, the gravy tasted like wallpaper paste, and corn on the cob was a hard as a rolling pin. Do something.