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llamedos
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Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:02 am |
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I've not seen/read this phrase before so I thought I'd share it..
Background:
Ghana gold lad (Cobblah/Addo) waiting to meet my Nigerian kidnap gang in Benin. The gang kidnapped my character who flew to meet .
Obviously there's a no-show (which I later blamed on a car break down) and the lad sent this whine:
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date Sun, Jul 31, 2011 at 2:26 PM
subject Mr has been waiting in front of , HOTEL LE PLATEAU D'AZOVE COUFFO SUR LA VOIE D'APLAHOUE, at 10.00am tomorrow morning
Hello brother , Mr has been sitting in front of the hotel since 10.00 am till now and he has not seen either you or the red Toyota car as you said please let be serious and if you know you are not ready tell us and he will come back to Ghana, we are not begging you ,you can do what ever you like with the man because we will not be suffering behind you, just because of this problem, you don't know the man, you take him with you for no reason and we are willing to enter into understanding with you,or you can tell me where you are at the moment and Mr John will meet you there, please i wait to hear from you,if no respones , Mr john will be coming back to Ghana, and i will tell the relatives to use police and get there uncle out from your hand as you don't want to cooperate with me as we are tired,if that is what you wanted, i am a Nigerian like you, i try to bring this man down you are trying to put sand into my gari God will pay you back one day, if you don't want me to eat from what i suffered for.
Thanks,
Mrs .
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Given the context I'm thinking that the phrase is akin to 'damaging the operation' e.g. spanner in the works.
Whatever its true meaning I think the lad sounds well upset |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
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GreyAmadeus
Master of Master Baiters
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Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:13 am |
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It might mean to perform a spiteful act / screw someone over
Looks like Gari is a food, and to put sand in it would be a bit of a d-bag move
http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/food/gari.html |
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From: "you are the most important and special person in my life as far as this deal is concern"
To: "I ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A BIG FOOL. I WILL APOLOGIZE ONLY FOR YOUR ASS AND BIG HEAD"
...in two weeks - Jean-Pierre
"We have had enough of these irregularities and we are not ready to play along with your antics anymore!" - Robert Lukman
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Rooted
419Eater is my life
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Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:19 pm |
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GreyAmadeus wrote: |
Looks like Gari is a food, and to put sand in it would be a bit of a d-bag move |
... And I was thinking of something so much worse
Good siggy material tho |
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I thank you for your mail and wish to inform you that I mate with the lawyer this afternoon...
PAY YOUR BILL PAY YOUR BILL.OR STOP WASTING YOUR TIME. BARRISTER S ZUMA ESQ.
How will be asking all that question wasting my time that is precious....
... you are a joker a deciever and also a liar ...
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
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Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:36 pm |
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Garri = Dried cassava flour, courtesy of the enormously fun Babawilly's Pidgin English Dictionary.
http://www.ngex.com/personalities/babawilly/dictionary/pidging.htm |
_________________ Mr GOMER PYLE IS A VERY DANGEROUS PERSON...Please help me to destroy mr gomer pyle... I reassure you Mr. pyle is not any more that a bad memory (Just1n 5éné Eyadema, the gay lad who was baited by Cher and Madonna impersonating drag queens for eighteen months) EDIT he's baaacccckkkk...two years and still going...
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ben_dover
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Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:57 am |
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In modern Cockney rhyming slang Gary can be short for Gary Glitter, meaning the anus. Sand there wouldnt be nice! |
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bohigal
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Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:48 am |
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I'm thinking that the phrase is akin to 'damaging the operation' e.g. spanner in the works |
It also includes the subtle connotation of making someone look like a fool, since only foolish Yoruba/Igbo/Cameroonian/[your rival tribe here] cooks would let sand get in their gari. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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2891miles
Master Baiter
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Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:59 pm |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
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Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:04 pm |
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Thanks for all the varied replies / research.
So he thinks I'm giving him sandy food, bad sushi, screwing him over/being spiteful to him, making him look a fool or shoving sand up his a**e.
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_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
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