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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:36 pm

Am honoured Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Posts: 197

You are just good! If he asks me again to send him the parcel to prove his friends that I´m real I´ll tell him that he has to write you first and that he shouldnt act like a 20 year old. I know he´s 22 years old. You can google his name.

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:09 pm

In RL, I love telling people to "act their age", no matter how old they are. Telling them to be more mature is always good value (especially coming from me, one of the least mature people on the planet).

If laddo actually does get back to me, I'll feign surprise and maybe tear him a new one Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Posts: 197

he replied:

Quote:

() i dont mean it ok but what else can i say apart sorry. So sorry ok i can handle any race just that i was trying to let you that i dont cheat on you.

EDIT

I just got this from him:

Quote:

Rosie, hope you are doing good today. But are we going to have more time to talk today?

I´m sure he wants to talk via messenger or phone. He knows he made a mistake. But I´m still mad.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:06 am

as per pretty's request, I send her a birthday greeting, with laddo BCC'd:

Quote:

Rosie,

It is your birthday! Greetings from Sunny Australia. Of course you are 21 again, just like me!

Sie werden viel Geburtstag Getränke mit Ihren Freunden, Party, wie es 1999 ist und reret es am nächsten Tag. Es ist meine Befehle, und Sie werden ihnen zu gehorchen. Dann Mai nächstenIhnen und Amos wird in Australien und Sie werden natürlichrevanchieren

Happy birthday schatzi, it's times like these I miss you most

Ditz

Oh dear, it seems laddo has forgotten her birthday too Embarassed

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Posts: 197

^^thank you

To him:

Quote:

(),

I just came home from my birthday party and you didnt even congratulate me. Why are you so ignorant?? I´m so tired. I thought I´d find a birthday greeting in my email box but nothing. () sent me one. At least she remembers me.
I drank too much..I´ll go to bed now...........
talk later

to Ditz:

Quote:

Thank you, you are a true friend. I gotta go to bed now. Too much alcohol. Du weißt schon, so wie früher. Wink

the German means: You know like in our old times.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:02 am

^^^ in RL, old times would have been early this morning... beers!

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Posts: 197

his reply:

Quote:

() what do you think i am? have you ever told me about your birthday party? do i know your date of birth. am fed of these accusations. you can stop thinking about me if you like. cos am fed up horse and bull stories. byee

my reply:

Quote:

I told you about my birthday at the end of July!!! Check your emails! It´s the second one who got from me. It was at the beginning of our relationship!

my email to Ditz (and lad):

Quote:

Ditz,

I didnt think I´d ever complain about (). I love him so much but he called me a liar again. I´m 45 now. I should know how men are but...you know...he´s so special to me. I cant be without him anymore.
He said I never told him about my birthday. That´s just not true. Sad

When we met I told him about me. I even asked him if I´m not too old for him. I dont understand him.

Do you think it´s his ex-wife who´s still on his mind???

I just want love and everything he gives me lately is very far from it. I think I should come down to Australia soon. I´ll just take the 12000 Euros my father gave me and open an account for Kelvin to support him. He´s still small but I´m sure he´ll go to college some day. Can you recommend a good bank with high interests?
I won´t tell him about it. Can I create an account without knowing him about it? Or should I give him the 12000 Euros so that he can open a bank account?

I miss you!
See you soon!
()

EDIT
while I copied and pasted I got a reply:

Quote:

() can you come online now?
am waiting for you now.

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Posts: 197

v is me, a is him
our messenger convo:

Quote:

v: Why did you call me a liar again???? Sad

v (31.Jul. 06:39): I´m not really in the mood to talk to you
a (31.Jul. 06:39): rosie take it easy with you
v (31.Jul. 06:40): I did so much for you and all I hear is that I´m lying. It hurts a lot. You are just like all the other men.
a (31.Jul. 06:40): What do you want me to say?
v (31.Jul. 06:40): Sorry would be a good start
a (31.Jul. 06:40): where is cell phone?
v(31.Jul. 06:41): I´m gonna talk to you via phone now. I´m too mad at you. I´d yell all the time. I can hardly control myself. I turned 45 yesterday. You still havent congratulated me.
v (31.Jul. 06:41): You offended Shermaine!
v (31.Jul. 06:41): And her unborn!
v (31.Jul. 06:41): I love you but...you act like an ass lately.
a (31.Jul. 06:42): Happy birth day to you sweet heart
v (31.Jul. 06:42): thank you :">
a (31.Jul. 06:42): @};-
v (31.Jul. 06:42): It doesnt make up for the things you did.
v (31.Jul. 06:42): the flower is cute, thanks
a (31.Jul. 06:43): lol
a (31.Jul. 06:43): so what do you want me to do now
a (31.Jul. 06:43): ?
v (31.Jul. 06:43): Please be honest with me. Why did you tell me that you didnt get the parcel? You signed for it. It´s still confusing me.
a (31.Jul. 06:43): mmmmmm
a (31.Jul. 06:43): to be honest with you
a (31.Jul. 06:43): i did not get the parcel
a (31.Jul. 06:44): Rosie if i have to swear with my life i can now
v (31.Jul. 06:44): you do it again
v(31.Jul. 06:44): it was signed by Amos Ayensu
a(31.Jul. 06:44): i have not received anything yet
v (31.Jul. 06:44): who signed it then???
a (31.Jul. 06:44): i dont NO
a (31.Jul. 06:45): know
v (31.Jul. 06:44): I put perfume on the letter I included. You should smell me.
a (31.Jul. 06:45): awwwwwwwww
a (31.Jul. 06:45): i did not get it
a (31.Jul. 06:45): trust me
v (31.Jul. 06:45): maybe one of your friends took it?
v (31.Jul. 06:45): Who knew about it?
a (31.Jul. 06:46): i told you to send them through Fedex
a (31.Jul. 06:46): may be but it might be hard
v (31.Jul. 06:46): Fedex is kinda expensive
a (31.Jul. 06:46): do it for my sake ok
v (31.Jul. 06:46): and not available where I live. I would have to drive to the next bigger town
a (31.Jul. 06:47): things will be right when i get to you
a (31.Jul. 06:47): do it
v (31.Jul. 06:47): I dont want to send another parcel down there. The first one was already stolen
v (31.Jul. 06:47): the iPad was for you and not another guy
a (31.Jul. 06:47): through fedex is safe
v(31.Jul. 06:47): When will you go back to Australia?
a (31.Jul. 06:4 Cool

: but who knows where it has been
a (31.Jul. 06:4 Cool

: that is what am on it now
a (31.Jul. 06:49): i have sent the permission to japan but still no reply
v (31.Jul. 06:49): what permission?
v (31.Jul. 06:49): you are a australian citizen. You can go where you want to go.
a (31.Jul. 06:49): i need go home to get some little stuffs for my self
v (31.Jul. 06:49): will you say hi to Kelvin for me?
a (31.Jul. 06:50): yep but the contract agencies my sign for me first
a (31.Jul. 06:50): why not
v (31.Jul. 06:50): Why didnt you contact Ditz?
a (31.Jul. 06:51): am still confuse why i have to do that dear
a (31.Jul. 06:51): at least she can also
v (31.Jul. 06:52): You first didnt want to give me your son´s address and I asked you to give it to her instead. You agreed but never did. She told me that she sent you an email but you never replied. How can that be?
v (31.Jul. 06:52): she knows I had trouble with men
v (31.Jul. 06:52): She must think you are trouble too.
a (31.Jul. 06:53): dear not ok the thing when i open my mail is only you that i look up for ok
a (31.Jul. 06:53): so understand and forgive me
a (31.Jul. 06:54): i love you from my heart
a (31.Jul. 06:54): not joking ok
v (31.Jul. 06:54): That´s not nice at all!! You made me look insane!! x-(
a (31.Jul. 06:54): really
a (31.Jul. 06:54): sorry then
v (31.Jul. 06:55): I´ve always been the woman who trusted men! Kathrin knows I never did the right choices. Thanks for confirming my stupidy!
a (31.Jul. 06:56): oh Rosie dont talk like that ok
a (31.Jul. 06:56): you just exercise patient
v (31.Jul. 06:56): What do you want me to think about you? You arent treating me right. It´s always the same. I give to much to men.
v (31.Jul. 06:57): it´s always me who gets hurt. I cant stand it anymore. I want a nice caring man, who understands me.
v (31.Jul. 06:57): not one who´s still with his wife
a (31.Jul. 06:5 Cool

: i do care and understand your feelings but let me get home and you will experience the best ever time
a (31.Jul. 06:5 Cool

: i love you so much indeed
v (31.Jul. 06:5 Cool

: I want to believe you. I really want it.
v (31.Jul. 06:5 Cool

: It´s just when you get disappointed a lot by men you can hardly trust them.
a (31.Jul. 06:5 Cool

: so what should i do now?
a (31.Jul. 06:59): tell me dear
v (31.Jul. 06:59): tell me your address in Australia.
v (31.Jul. 06:59): I´m going down there soon to visit Kathrin. I could come visit you too.
v (31.Jul. 06:59): or if you are not there just see how you live.
a (31.Jul. 07:00): i wanted to text that to you through sms but it did not go through
a (31.Jul. 07:00): whats that?
v (31.Jul. 07:01): I dont know. Must be the phone company. They have trouble lately supporting calls and text messages from other continents than Europe.
v (31.Jul. 07:01): I read about this a few days ago.
a (31.Jul. 07:02): ok what about call?
v (31.Jul. 07:02): I told you it doesnt support calls. You never listen to me.
v (31.Jul. 07:02): I better break this up now. You are getting me angry again. I´m still mad at you
a (31.Jul. 07:03): so you dont receive nor make calls
a (31.Jul. 07:03): ?
v (31.Jul. 07:03): It´s always about what you want. What about me??
v (31.Jul. 07:04): only within Europe. I can talk to London. That works. We´ve got an agency there. But I already told you that. Remember? I wanted to meet you there but you never showed up. That was when you lied to me the first time.
v (31.Jul. 07:04): I plan a surprise for Kelvin when I come to Australia. I wont tell you.
v (31.Jul. 07:05): it´s for his future
a (31.Jul. 07:06): anyway he is your child you can whatever you like for him
v (31.Jul. 07:06): I know, he´s my little boy. I never had kids. It´s either kids or money. I decided to make money.
a (31.Jul. 07:07): hahahahahaha
a (31.Jul. 07:07): why you chose money?
v (31.Jul. 07:0 Cool

: So I can have what I want. I´ve got my own house, a nice car (SUV) a pool and I can travel everywhere.
v (31.Jul. 07:0 Cool

: but now when I see Kelvin I´d like to have him as my kid.
a (31.Jul. 07:0 Cool

: really nice idea
a (31.Jul. 07:09): you know what i want you to do something for me
v (31.Jul. 07:09): again?
a (31.Jul. 07:10): again what?
a (31.Jul. 07:10): talk to me
v (31.Jul. 07:10): You want me to do something for you. What is it this time?
a (31.Jul. 07:11): i just want you to get on cam so that i can see you live
v (31.Jul. 07:11): I told you that I have no cam. Are you doing this on purpose?
a (31.Jul. 07:12): dont you have laptop?
v (31.Jul. 07:12): iPad! I told you that! Why do you think I sent you an iPad?? I wanted you to have one too.
a (31.Jul. 07:13): mmmmmmmmm
v (31.Jul. 07:13): I dont know why you are always doing this.
a (31.Jul. 07:13): i wanted you to see me on cam
v (31.Jul. 07:13): I have to go soon. It makes no sense to talk to you.
v (31.Jul. 07:14): I want to see you in Australia, America etc. I want to touch and feel you.
v (31.Jul. 07:14): I want to be with you!
a (31.Jul. 07:14): really
v (31.Jul. 07:15): I thought you love me. And now you question it.
v (31.Jul. 07:15): I should go.
a (31.Jul. 07:16): i will come back to Australia soon or even if you can agree i can get to you in Germany before i go home
v (31.Jul. 07:17): you said you dont know when you can come to Australia. I´m gonna visit Ditz very soon. I dont want to wait anymore. I already waited for you in the UK.
a (31.Jul. 07:17): hmmmmmmmmm
a (31.Jul. 07:17): i will go home soon dear
v (31.Jul. 07:17): and I still dont have your australian address. You dont want me there. I get it.
a (31.Jul. 07:1 Cool

: please take it easy am working ok
a (31.Jul. 07:1 Cool

: please
a (31.Jul. 07:1 Cool

: i will give you dear
a (31.Jul. 07:1 Cool

: i will ok
a (31.Jul. 07:1 Cool

: besides i dont have yours
v (31.Jul. 07:19): it´s about your wife, right? You wanted to meet me in the UK, now in Germany. But you dont want to meet me in Australia. That says a lot about you.
a (31.Jul. 07:20): if Australia that you want we will meet there
a (31.Jul. 07:20): am not with her again
v (31.Jul. 07:20): prove it by giving me your address
a (31.Jul. 07:20): hahahahahaahahahah
a (31.Jul. 07:21): i will give you dear
v (31.Jul. 07:21): when??
a (31.Jul. 07:21): just relax ok
a (31.Jul. 07:21): soon
v (31.Jul. 07:21): I dont believe you anymore. It´s your wife. You laugh at me all the time.
v (31.Jul. 07:21): good bye
a (31.Jul. 07:21): dont dear
a (31.Jul. 07:21): i need you with me
a (31.Jul. 07:22): let talk to know how things will happen i need to go home soon
a (31.Jul. 07:22): talk to me
v (31.Jul. 07:22): I cant take it anymore. I love you and you make fun of me.
v (31.Jul. 07:22): I gotta go
a (31.Jul. 07:23): am not ok dear
a (31.Jul. 07:23): dont go
a (31.Jul. 07:23): why are you like this
a (31.Jul. 07:23): ??

I didnt reply anymore. I´m still mad at him. I want to get a nice email from him telling me his address and with a big SORRY. Twisted Evil

EDIT
that´s not what I expected:

Quote:

so you have signed off on me? ok its cool

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:16 pm

Great conversation! You are a genius with those guilt trips!
I guess he doesn't have an accomplice in Australia ready to play his part in real life. He couldn't give you just any address found on Google Maps; Ditz could go there and find out it's all fake. Maybe if you want to keep him you need to find a way to plausibly forget about the address for the time being.

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Posts: 197

thanks Jeannette. You are right. I´ll visit Ditz and enjoy my time with her. I wont mention the address thing to him so soon again. Ditz just knows how to cheer me up.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:18 pm

Ditz knows how to cheer anyone up! She's magic like that.

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:36 am

@ Cosette... Thanks, the ditz IS nice, just INCREDIBLY STUPID Wink

In the meantime, I have a brainwave (which is a scary thought in itself). why not offer to fly Rosie to Australia! I send her this, with laddo CC'd:

Quote:

Schatzi,

Forget about him for now. You need a really good holiday, why not come to Australia and party with the girls! I'll even pay for your ticket and put you up in the spare room. You won't have to worry about a thing, while you're here!

Rosie, you need to think about yourself for a change, Sie noch nie von sich selbst denken, sondern nur für andere. Sie brauchen mir Zeit.

Come to queensland honey, even in winter the weather is gorgeous. I'll show such a good time, you'll soon forget about Amos. And when you're ready you can work out what you want to do about him

At least think about it Rosie,

Ditz

Hopefully he'll see the dollar signs I dangled. If he does, I expect him to start taking an interest in the Ditz Wink

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:43 am

I do hope you are going to pay for Business Class; how can your friend bear a 24 hours' flight in a cramped Economy seat?

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:59 am

Too damn right! I'd better email her straight away (with airfare costs dangled in front of laddo of course) Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Posts: 197

My reply to Ditz

Quote:

Süße,

you might be right. But forgetting him is a hard thing to do. I love him more than anything in this world. He just doesnt realise that my love is true.

I´ll talk to my colleagues today to see if I can leave work for awhile. It should be possible. I could be there with you at the end of this week. Wouldnt that be great? I´ll bring some German fancy foods and beer. Smile

You must miss it.
I cant believe that you got so great weather in winter. It´s always so cold here. I need a man to warm me up this winter. Lad...I thought he would be the one.

I´ll also bring the money for Kelvin bank account. How much money can I bring to Australia? I´d like to give him the full 12000 Euros.

Wir sehen uns!

to lad

Quote:

Dear lad,

I cooled down a little. I hope you have a good day. Happy Monday. I love you!

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:22 am

After a quick visit to the flight centre website to get some costs, I send this back to Rosie with Laddo CC'd. Bolding is mine:

Quote:

Rosie,

I have started making enquiries, a flight to Sydney (there are no flights direct to the Gold Coast) is a little over 10,000 Australian dollars. This is first class of course and is a return ticket. I know you haven't been to Australia, so I will fly down to Sydney to meet you, and we will travel back to the Gold Coast together. It is a 20 hour flight schatzi, and I cannot have you squashed into one of tiny economy seats. Honey, I worked for Lufthansa in my 20's, I know how small they are.

Plus in first class you get to perve on the young male flight attendant's arses. Don't worry Rosie, this is my treat, just let me know when you can get time off of work. I am so looking forward to us catching up, Rosie I am so happy I could shit! (there's that Serial Mom quote again)

Ditz

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Posts: 197

lad:

Quote:

Rosie you can whatever you like ok. how can you just sign out on me? i dont trust you too even some messages i have een receiving it does not make you genuine. so let me be ok?

does he mean the messages from Ditz?

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Posts: 197

I replied today:

Quote:

()

You really want to know why I logged off? You cant be serious! You didnt answer my question. You told me several times that you´ll tell me soon (but why not now??). I dont know if you are the one you say you are. You are probably still married and looked for an adventure before you go back to Australia...to your wife and son. I dont want to be an affair. I want you!

You told me things but you never proved them. It´s hard to believe you now. Sad

I´m gonna fly to Australia this weekend. I hope we can meet there. I want to see you and feel you. I dream of touching you. I love you ().

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:37 am

NICE ONE!!! This weekend? I'd better my arse up to the Gold Coast then Wink

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:15 am

Quote:

German fancy foods

I didn't even know we had fancy food! Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Posts: 197

Jeannette wrote:

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German fancy foods

I didn't even know we had fancy food! Laughing

German Beer and Bratwurst, Sauerkraut...That should count. And if not, lad doesnt know it anyway.

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:47 am

I once housesat for my friend who is the inspiration for the Ditz (minus the stupidity, which is based on me). I decided to add a bit of sauerkraut to a meal I was cooking and accidentally added the lot. It took forever to get through, and god was the taste strong

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Posts: 197

internationalchrysis wrote:

I decided to add a bit of sauerkraut to a meal I was cooking and accidentally added the lot. It took forever to get through, and god was the taste strong

I´ll have Sauerkraut for lunch today. Potatoes, Sauerkraut and vegetables. Interested, Chrys? Wink

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:08 am

Maybe, but it's 7pm here. I had lunch 6 hours ago: Beer with a beer chaser Wink