My First play, They dont read **NSFW**

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 12 Jun 2011 Posts: 20

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Sent: Saturday, July 23, 2011 9:02 AM
Subject: THANK YOU
DEAR SIR\MADAM,

GOOD DAY TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. MY NAME IS JOESEPHEN DAVIDSON, I AM FROM LIBERIA. I AM CALLING
ON YOUR ATTENTION TO HELP ME RECEIVE MY CONSIGNMENT WHICH IS ALREADY WITH THE APPOINTED DIPLOMATIC MAN IN UNITED STATE OF AMERICA, THE CONSIGNMENT IS SUPPOSE TO BE RECEIVED BY A MAN OF GOD NAME AS MR STUD BAKER, BUT ON ARRIVAL OF THE DIPLOMAT IN UNITED STATE OF AMERICA ONLY TO HEAR THAT MR STUD BAKER HAS GIVING UP THE GHOST ON A CAR ACCIDENT.

SO RIGHT NAW THERE IS NOBODY TO RECEIVE THE CONSIGNMENT THERE.THAT IS WHY I AM CALLING ON YOUR ATTENTION TO HELP ME RECEIVE IT, I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM THE NET AS I WAS CHECKING FOR THE RIGHT PERSON TO HELP ME GET IT OUT
PRESENTLY, AM IN A REFUGE LIBERIAN CAMP. THAT IS WHY I AM SEEKING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO HELP ME.

ALL EXPENSES HAVE BEEN BE PAID BY MR STUD BAKER WHO WAS SUPPOSE TO RECEIVE IT. SO ALL I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO HELP ME RECEIVE IT, I WILL COMPENSATE YOU WITH 25% OF THE
AMOUNT IN THE TRUNK BOXES.THE AMOUNT IN THE BOXES IS $14.2 MILLION US DOLLAR AND ALSO IT CONTAINE PURE GOLD AND DIAMONDS.

ALL I WANT YOU TO DO FOR ME IS TO ASSURE ME OF YOUR TRUE PERSON TO TRUST ON.

I WANT YOU TO CONTACT THE DIPLOMAT (HE IS GOVERNMENTAL DIPLOMAT), HE IS IN UNITED STATE OF AMERICA RIGHT NOW WITH THE BOXES,

HIS NAME IS (D*.***************) YOU CAN CALL WITH HIS ROAMED TELEPHONE NUMBER +233271****** OR EMAIL (lor**********@yahoo.com) FOR MORE DETAILS PLEASE CONTACT ME THROUGH MY PHONE +233201****** OR EMAIL JOE*******@YAHOO.COM

GOD BLESS YOU
(FOR THE FAMILY)
JOE*********

My Responce

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Sent: Sunday, July 24, 2011 10:55 AM
Subject: Re: THANK YOU
As far as i know Mr Stud Baker was a porn film actor who cock fell off from too many headjobs. If he gave up the ghost on a car accident i would suggest you contact Ghost Busters. In relation to your money, gold and diamonds I dont want any thanks as I am a retired widow with $62,495,969.00 USD in my account
Regards
Baiter****.

Lad Responds

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thanks liliy, please am not asking you for any money or to pay money, just help me collect the box, you can also be kind enough to live your percentage i have already promised.
thanks
Joes***

So I respond with

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You know the rain in Spain fell mainly on the plains, tho i walk through the shadow of the valley of death i fear no evil because im the meanest *DELETED* there is.
I had problems with my box once so i got someone to mow my grass then plowed the field and widen the hole and drive a shaft till we struck white oil, maybe that would be a good idea what do you think?
because as you would know confucius say woman who fly plane upside down always have crack-up.
Regards
Baiter ***

I wounder how long this will go on for ? Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 12 Jun 2011 Posts: 20

Maybe the Lad does read.

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please Baiter,
i dont understand anything from the mail u sent me, be kind to explain to me pls.

So I reply with.

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1. I got wet when I went to Spain
2. I am a mean mother Trucker
3. I got laid, have you been laid
4. I don't fly upside down
5. I got heaps of money $62,495,969.00 USD
6. Mr Stud ***** was a porn star with no cock
7. Ghost Busters looking for Mr **** Baker for giving up the Ghost
8. You have a box full of $14.2 MILLION US DOLLAR AND ALSO IT CONTAINE PURE GOLD AND DIAMONDS
9. You want me to get into your box
10. I am straight but a little bi-curious
11. You are camping in Liberia
12. You are desperate
13. I understand completely
14. You are a little slow

And that is the end Lad has gone quiet Crying or Very sad

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