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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:38 pm |
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I reported three of this lad's accounts to Alan, and he must have had at least one shut down by now, because he's a little peeved. I just got an email from him as Robert Mueller (director of the FBI):
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Attention: xxxxxxxx,
This is to inform you that after the meeting today with the United States president (Barack Obama) and with the FBI investigation unit, this department in conjunction with the United States president is giving you only but 24hours to come up with this payment or else we are going to send signal to all the media along side with your photograph and house address, we are not going to take this from anybody again because you think you can pass through our intelligent.
Secondly you have only 24hours to comply with our obligations or else we are going to declare you (WANTED) in the states, if we did not hear from you in due time the president is going to approve your arrest and we are promising you that you can run away from this because this is a money laundering act and a criminal offense.
Secondly, This is to notify you that money laundry is a federal offense punishable by prison sentences of up to 10 years or payment of fines of various degrees.Following comprehensive investigation between our Department and The Cross-Border Currency and Monetary Instruments Reporting unit of Financial Transactions, Credit Union Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation in conjunction with the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security civil penalty provision of the money laundering law says: Whoever conducts or attempts to conduct a transaction described in subsection of title U.S. Code Sec. 1956 is liable to offset a minimum civil penalty of $1,500 USD.for the issuing of Money Laundry Insurance Certificate.
Meanwhile after due investigation that was carried out contrary to Article 102 section 36, sub-section iv of the 1995 financial Allied Decree 20 guiding against money laundry.
By virtue of the power conferred on us and in our capacity, we referred you to the accredited money laundry clearance agency solely responsible for the issuing the certified certificate money laundry terrorism clearance bond and coverage for your total sum.
We therefore wish to clarify that the beneficiary of the said fund must be advised to seek appropriate clearance certificate for the fund immediately unless you want the money to to seen and impounded as a laundry money.
As a matter of fact and urgency you have to comply with our obligations for the clearance certificate.
WASHINGTON DC. |
I almost wish he would send my picture to the media, this is the one I sent him (of Liz Taylor, with the copyright notice cropped, obviously):
Anyways, if you don't hear from me in the next little while it's because I'm on the run from the FBI, the President, and "The Cross-Border Currency and Monetary Instruments Reporting unit of Financial Transactions." Wish me luck. |
_________________ x112
Bibian: Lagos-Accra "Don't make me suffer for being good to help you."
x30 x2,196
"stupid old useless woman." - Esther
"I said don't ever ask my office to draw any bused-shit for you" - Ban Ki-Moon
"you are quite elderly fraud star" - Ali
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Pretty´s Darling
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jun 2011
Posts: 197
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:14 pm |
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ohhh, doesnt look good for you. You are on the black list now. One of America´s Most Wanted! Good luck. Try to get to Mexico. Ask Michael Scofield to get you out of the country. He once broke his brother out of prison and survived Sona. |
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:37 pm |
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Go hide in Pakistan, it'll take them AGES to find you there |
_________________ PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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watch video here Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:54 pm |
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http://www.studioartistx.nl/pub/internet/419_fraude/stella_meets_agent_smith.shtml
http://www.studioartistx.nl/pub/internet/419_fraude/stella_in_wonderland.shtml
I once played a dangerous fugitive wanted by the FBI, and they never caught me... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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419muguhunter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Jul 2011
Posts: 20
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:13 pm |
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God Speed!
I've heard that the guys at The Cross-Border Currency and Monetary Instruments Reporting unit of Financial Transactions take no prisoners!
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GoRideEmCowboy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Apr 2009
Posts: 375
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:27 pm |
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Money Laundry, eh? Is that when you accidentally leave a $20 in your pocket and it goes through the wash cycle? |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:13 pm |
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we are promising you that you can run away from this |
It's nice of him to tell you this before the manhunt begins. |
_________________ "FUCK U....MBESILE. FUCK OFF AND STOP SENDING ME EMAIL,IDIOT.
YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
- Robert Miller, philanthropist
"I am okay but had a little fracture on our last operation." - Capt. Highliner |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:34 pm |
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Looks like you cannot hide behind your baiting character and the C.B.C.M.I.R.F.T.C.U.F.D.I.C works fast...
Edit fixed spelling! |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:06 pm |
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I love how lads imagine agencies like this and the absolute power they wield. How important you are to have garnered the attention of the president!
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the certified certificate money laundry terrorism clearance bond |
Certified Certificates are the best kind. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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bigdaddy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Dec 2010
Posts: 586
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:18 pm |
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@bravo95 that is hysterical!
@Gimli I dont know you..... |
_________________ I repeat, do not arrange for the cops and if you play hard i will pull my trigger and i have my bullet straight in your F**king fore head -
Madam F**k you with your game ok and dont write to my email or l will track you down with FBI you play with me .
You are nothing but an idiot , You must die by motor accident by fooling with a man that is old enough to be your father .
soon you will writing from your grave .
IDIOT (Barrister after I closed his bank account)
Ch4nt4l Posse-Accra, Ghana > Cotonou, Benin (Co-Bait with GnarlySpoof+psychicbait)
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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:24 pm |
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I love the poster Bravo!
There have been a few close calls so far today. The C.B.C.M.I.R.F.T.C.U.F.D.I.C. came to my house, but luckily I had already left. I've been hiding in a hobbit hole since early this morning, but I think I'm going to make a run for it soon, the C.B.C.M.I.R.F.T.C.U.F.D.I.C agents are crafty. |
_________________ x112
Bibian: Lagos-Accra "Don't make me suffer for being good to help you."
x30 x2,196
"stupid old useless woman." - Esther
"I said don't ever ask my office to draw any bused-shit for you" - Ban Ki-Moon
"you are quite elderly fraud star" - Ali
Support 419Eater! Visit ScamWarners! |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:09 am |
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You better run fast and far. If the President had to take time out from the budget talks to attend to your case, you can be sure this is top drawer.
And if no budget deal comes to pass because the President was distracted, all of the fallout (government default, tanking economy) will be on your head.
Thanks a lot! |
_________________ ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:52 am |
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You’ll be wanted in the USA? How nice of them, it’s always good to be wanted.
I speak from experience I am not wanted in the US or any other country. |
_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:50 am |
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Call his bluff.
Tell him you won't resist arrest but they will have to come and get you and wheel you in. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:07 am |
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President? pah!
I see your President and raise you - Sunshine and have been in personal correspondence with Banki Moon for some time - we are clearly more important |
_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:08 am |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:12 am |
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^^^
fail - that's not the real Banki - did you not know? |
_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:53 am |
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If you need a hiding place i'd suggest the Mirkwood, but the police will probably look at your elf friend's place there first of all. You need something better. The far dungeons of Moria perhaps. |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
CBC Documentary Safari |
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El Nombre
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 375
Location: slapping the nearest lad with a spoon
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:54 pm |
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or just do the simple thing, ask Gandalf to ensure they shall not pass |
_________________ - - -
5 piggys, a flag a pyri and 2 shiny phones < the grand haul of my first run
Round Two... FIGHT! -
The new collection
Round 3: Back for more!
"you are really a very disappointment to ladyhood" - michael agyekum boateng (standard AFF lad)
"my fetish man is ever ready to strike you deadly if only i give him the final go ahead." - the same Michael as above |
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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:27 am |
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Robert Mueller wrote: |
Attention: Mrs Elizabeth,
Sorry for the late response,I want to notify you that because of the huge amount that is involve in this transaction that is why we have went into investigation and fine out that this is a criminal act and you are suspected of terrorism act.
Secondly you have to comply with our obligation or we are going to come down to your country to come and pick you up.
aia hope i have made my self clear. |
Resigned to my fate, I replied:
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Well I can see that there's no getting out of this. I can't meet your conditions, so I guess that I'll have to surrender to you. I won't resist arrest. Should I expect you within a few days? |
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_________________ x112
Bibian: Lagos-Accra "Don't make me suffer for being good to help you."
x30 x2,196
"stupid old useless woman." - Esther
"I said don't ever ask my office to draw any bused-shit for you" - Ban Ki-Moon
"you are quite elderly fraud star" - Ali
Support 419Eater! Visit ScamWarners! |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:50 am |
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^^^ It's a fair cop. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:14 am |
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I fired this one off three years ago:
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If you want to threaten a decorated veteran of Operation Iraqi Freedom, then go right ahead. I'm sure that the FBI will welcome the chance to look like a pack of clowns and boneheads – not that there's anything new about that. |
They never made the arrest. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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EU321
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2011
Posts: 229
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:17 am |
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Hilarious wanted picture. |
_________________ x12
who are you and what are trying to do? why are you playing with me? JACK 5MITH
WE DON’T PALY HERE, WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR GAMES. United R1vals after 30x MTCN v4ult logins |
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:38 pm |
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bait_my_hook wrote: |
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fail - that's not the real Banki - did you not know? |
Don't tell me the eMail I recieved yesterday, with no content other than a txt attachment was fake also! |
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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:02 pm |
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Without wanting to ruin the funny tone of this thread:
There are victims who believe this bullshit. I had contact with one guy at scamwarners who was afraid that the FBI and Homeland Security are about to arrest him because of money laundering - it was a trunk box scam where Law Enforcement was the new part of the story after he paid nearly 7000 Dollar to free the box.
We should always have in mind that these funny mails are working in too many cases.
But as long as it is only dwarf who gets arrested... |
_________________ PROTECT VICTIMS - POST SCAMMAILS: SCAMWARNERS
"u dis fucking ingrate, *DELETED*!"
"YOU ARE VERY VERY STPEID MAN FUK YOU WITH YOUR MONEY"
"you are a thief i know you ....fbi is coming for you"
"YOU WILL RUST IN HELL YOU BASTERD"
"I don't mean no disrespect but i don't like that word cunning,I mean this is a charity work for Christ's sake"
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C0nv0y/P4tr1ck Co-Bait with Boris_YELLsome: Lagos-Abuja-Lagos-Cotonou
Don't ever worry about seeming stupid. We're baiters. We do a lot of silly things in our baits. (Ima Baeder) |
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