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matthew360360
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Jul 2011
Posts: 13
Location: Guess
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Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:18 pm |
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Do you like the one that tries as hard as possible to sound like he's a businessman?
The one that writes in all caps or sounds like he's in Kindergarten?
There's probably hundreds of different ways! |
_________________ I help Nigerians move money, buy gold, and date African women all through email!
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Thanks for your fake number that is not in service.-Ben Haleh (BTW, he's still trying to scam me after that)! |
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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:47 am |
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It's not really a writing style, but I love when lads say "compliment of the season to you." I don't know about the rest of the world, but here that's an expression that people only say around Christmas. I don't know why but it always makes me smile. It's like some lads got a Christmas letter from someone, liked the expression, and decided to use it on everyone in every context. |
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Bibian: Lagos-Accra "Don't make me suffer for being good to help you."
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"stupid old useless woman." - Esther
"I said don't ever ask my office to draw any bused-shit for you" - Ban Ki-Moon
"you are quite elderly fraud star" - Ali
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matthew360360
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Jul 2011
Posts: 13
Location: Guess
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Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:39 am |
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I love when they try so hard to sound legit until you make them mad.
After that they type like two year olds! |
_________________ I help Nigerians move money, buy gold, and date African women all through email!
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Thanks for your fake number that is not in service.-Ben Haleh (BTW, he's still trying to scam me after that)! |
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Bort
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers
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Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:43 am |
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"CALVARY GREETINGS!" never fails to make me laugh.
And I love the ones that try to impart inspiring, philosophical wisdom onto you, like this guy:
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I took the document to western union office in my location and was told that the document is not from western union so I wonder where you got those document from, life is a risk, it take two to make one and no man is an island, |
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"After the IRS approved our form i became very joyful and much expectant of the money... now i am feeling so bad about the whole thing", "I feel like crying my eyes out of it sockets" - Ozzy Warri-Lome (w/ Big X)
"GOD WILL GORGE YOU, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW A CRIMINAL LIKE YOU", "I BELIEVE YOU ARE A DEVIL INCANATE", "I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE KIND OF HUMAN ARE YOU" - Rev Nachaat
"god will surely judge you for all you have made me gone through", "STOP PLAYING DIRTY GAMES WITH ME", "OGUN WILL KILL ALL YOU ALL" - Scott Larry Benin City-Sokoto
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphoneâ„¢
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Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:24 am |
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^^^
It takes two to make one, is he talking about birth? |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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Rooted
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 353
Location: Beyond the black stump
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Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:33 am |
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A current lad of mine is all business but finishes every email with:
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Thanks and have a nive day as you co-operate with us. |
It always cheers me up... |
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I thank you for your mail and wish to inform you that I mate with the lawyer this afternoon...
PAY YOUR BILL PAY YOUR BILL.OR STOP WASTING YOUR TIME. BARRISTER S ZUMA ESQ.
How will be asking all that question wasting my time that is precious....
... you are a joker a deciever and also a liar ...
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