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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:41 pm |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:59 pm |
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I thought #2 on the list, the opposite would happen to guys as they get older!! |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:06 pm |
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10. Not knowing songs in the Top 10 |
I haven't know what's been in the top 10 since I was in my mid twenties! |
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I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:32 pm |
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Faithfully reading the obits in the morning to see if you are still on this side of the grass and if any of your friends are on the other side of the grass. |
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:00 pm |
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16 out of the 50 |
_________________ PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:09 pm |
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5 out of 50. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:51 pm |
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Some of them just don't apply outside a certain area, or I just don't know what they're talking about:
15. Joining the Women's Institute - for half the population, that can't apply.
18. Listening to the Archers - not in my part of the world.
19. Moving from Radio One to Radio Two - I don't understand that one.
33. Owning a carriage clock - what is a carriage clock?
36. Applying for an allotment - huh?
A few others:
5. Hating noisy pubs - I don't go to them.
9. Forgetting people's names - That's always been a problem.
12. Driving slowly - I don't drive.
13. Developing a fondness for sherry - I hate the stuff.
30. Knowing your alcohol limit - I don't drink.
34. Falling asleep after one glass of wine - I hate that too.
35. Taking an unnaturally keen interest in the local free newspaper - I don't read it.
37. Driving instead of drinking - I don't drive.
41. Taking a cushion to the football because the seats are uncomfortable - I don't go to the football.
45. Booking train tickets in a quiet carriage - that's actually not possible. |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:05 pm |
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Shit!
I'm about 70% there and I know it's all true.
It's happening... |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:57 am |
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At least half apply to me, but 23, 31, and 46 I did when I was in my 20s. |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:37 am |
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13/50 |
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Semmeknedl
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Feb 2011
Posts: 15
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:34 am |
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27/50
I'm 24 |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:14 pm |
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Yastreb wrote: |
45. Booking train tickets in a quiet carriage - that's actually not possible. |
Oh yes it is! I do it every time ...
Go to www dot the trainline dot com and book yourself onto a Virgin train service |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:44 pm |
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15. Joining the Women's Institute |
I'd never really thought about joining the WI until I saw that. I don't quite know if I'd be more amused than worried if they'd have me.
It's definitely going on my bucket list though. |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:53 pm |
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Only 15/50 directly apply...................and I'm over 50 !
('It's never too late to enjoy a second childhood') |
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GreyAmadeus
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Jul 2010
Posts: 730
Location: Compu-Hyper-Global-Mega-Net
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Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:27 pm |
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@ N N N - I believe Yastreb is an antipodean, so thetrainline won't do him any good
I think I'm in the crossover stage between Radio 1 and 2 (depending on whether R1 is playing crap and whether Jeremey Vine's guest is annoying or not ) |
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From: "you are the most important and special person in my life as far as this deal is concern"
To: "I ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A BIG FOOL. I WILL APOLOGIZE ONLY FOR YOUR ASS AND BIG HEAD"
...in two weeks - Jean-Pierre
"We have had enough of these irregularities and we are not ready to play along with your antics anymore!" - Robert Lukman
"You are the biggest He Goat. You know what you need? Your Fat mama's ass...to feel good and normal" - also Robert Lukman (to Mr Gom3r) |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:21 pm |
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I'm 44, this is what applies to me:
2. Feeling stiff: Since I hit puberty, I still function.
3. Groaning when you bend down: 3 back surgeries will do that
6. Thinking teachers/policemen/ doctors look really young: They all look like they just finished high school
10. Not knowing songs in the Top 10: Well I know they're crap
14. Complaining more: Kids will do that to ya
23. Complaining about the rubbish on television these days: Why I have no cable or satellite TV
32. Telling people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn't polite: But it makes me feel good to do this
38. Not being able to lose weight quickly: As long as I'm healthy, who cares!!
43. Choosing radio over television: Have so for years.
49. Paying by cash or cheque: Cash only for me
Some of the other items sort of apply, others are strictly for the UK folk, or I just don't understand. |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:34 pm |
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I moan and groan regularly darling. Nothing to do with age though. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:36 am |
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Badger,
You paying attention? Cougar needs you!!
Cleanup in aisle 9!! |
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Squirrel
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Jun 2011
Posts: 20
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:45 am |
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Oh bugger 43/50 its official I’m old at 53 ... anyway its nanna nap time. |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:08 pm |
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my doctor said I should keep healthy by doing light exercise, just something every day that took about half an hour, raised my pulse over 100 and left me somewhat out of breath. I said "Like going upstairs to the bog?", he wasn't amused. |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:00 am |
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51. The Sun Life Over 50 plan becomes relevant and interesting - and that free pen they offer suddenly looks terrific!
3 stages of married life:
Tri-weekly*
Try-weekly
Try-weakly
*or 'Tri-daily' if your name is Cougar |
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Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:17 am |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:16 am |
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44. Wearing cardigans
I accidentally wandered into some trendy clothes shop called Uniqlo, last weekend and it was full of cardies so they can strike that off their list.
The young lady assistant, told me I look "well buff" when I tried one on so there. |
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AFnord
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Aug 2011
Posts: 16
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:09 am |
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sunshine wrote: |
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10. Not knowing songs in the Top 10 |
I haven't know what's been in the top 10 since I was in my mid twenties! |
I am in my mid 20's, and I don't know a single song on the top 10.
16/50, but I do feel young. |
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El Nombre
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 375
Location: slapping the nearest lad with a spoon
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:18 am |
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6/50,
2. Feeling stiff - more aches than feeling stiff, but similar enough
4. Losing your hair - thankfully not much, but i'm always losing some
10. Not knowing songs in the Top 10 - to be honest there has never been a time when i did know
11. Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style - never been much of a fashion guru, i just buy clothes, even given up clothes that looked good because of slight iritations
20. Allowing yourself a mid-afternoon nap - i'm a student, what do you expect?!
23. Complaining about the rubbish on television these days - You can't beat the old legends (Morph, trapdoor, original pokemon, power rangers, etc )
Thankfully i'm let off easily... but then, i am only 20 anyway |
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