Lad rant A soldier boy's diplomat meets DW

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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:46 pm

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Attention Ma'am,

Am writing this mail to you in so much pain and confusion,am about to regret why i decided to help you and your friend,i never asked you or your friend to pay me any money yet you and your friend are punishing me this much,am about to loose my job if i do not leave here soon,i call the phone number you gave me it will ring but you wouldn't pick,it took me till now to get an access to computer,it has never occurred to you to call my phone even once,why are you acting as if this is non of your business,is Mr.jack Smith not your friend? you are suppose to be worried about my movement yet you are relaxed in the comfort of your home giving me orders on what to do while i should be doing you a favor here.

Am saying this because,the whole thing still balls down to you making the payment through western union transfer.Ma'am,you must not go to the western union transfer office to make this transfer,you can do the transfer from your account to western union through online,it works then when you have problems with the transactions and report to the wester union,they react immediately,i've used them severally and i never had any problems with them,i do not know why you are finding it difficult and the same time making things so difficult for me,if you do not want to go you can send someone to go make the transfer for you.

The reason for all this is because i made an inquiry about the bank transfer process and i was made to understand that if you wire the money through bank account,it will take not less than 3 working days for it to reflect in the account and like i told you,i have to leave here soon or i loose my job then the more the trunk boxes stay the more the securities becomes suspicious and might demand that the boxes be opened for them to see what is inside there and that am sure you and your friend wouldn't want to happen and too am running out of money to even take care of myself.

Please Ma'am,i wouldn't want to break my promise to your friend,get back to me with your answers immediately so i can forward you the western union information of their agent for you to pay the money within some hours depending on how you paid it,it has to be paid bit by bit,it will be cleared and they will release the trunk boxes for me to take the next available flight to you.

Please try and show a little appreciation for what am doing by responding immediately.
Am waiting for your response so i can forward the western union information to you.

Thank you
Alex.

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:04 pm

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the whole thing still balls down

Lovely rant, Madam!

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:28 pm

Very nice

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:29 pm

I think he's got that the wrong way round.

For him,this scam is turning into a complete balls up!!

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:52 pm

Keeps coming back for more!

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Attention Ma'am,

Am so sorry i misjudged you from the onset,am beginning to realize that you are such a nice person,do not worry,i do not want the trunk boxes to leave my sight,i will manage and wait till you settle the bills tomorrow so i can start coming over at once.

All i want is this whole thing to get settled so that my mind can be at rest,i will appreciate if you can make the payments earlier tomorrow so i can finalize with them on time.

Once again,thank you for your perfect understanding.
See you soon.

Alexander.

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:03 pm

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i never asked you or your friend to pay me any money
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the whole thing still balls down to you making the payment through western union transfer

Lad logic at its finest. Confused

That's one fraustrated lad you got there, DW. Nicely done. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:15 pm

Wonderful

Similar here from my lad including a wild story from god knows where.

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Attention James Webley,

You are really Funny to say my Representative.

The Mr Gomer you talked about is a Big Time Scammer and also a Killer him and his Gang killed a Vicar in Pidin Tawr,Wales and there was a little girl with the Vicar then ,though she was inside the Boat but saw how the Gomer Boys used Harpoon to Shot through his Thigh.

Please you have to stop further dealings with them as they are also Big time Hackers.

Again stop further dealings with them or have yourself to blame at the Long Run.

If i had any Representative,i would have Notified you via Email and also Notified Mr Jonathan Barshaw of this.

You better make the payment to this Account as i have instructed earlier as any money you have sent to those Criminal Gomer Gang is a waste.

Loads of harpooning going on in Wales, lol.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:02 am

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a wild story from god knows where

It sprang from the evil mind of Sunshine:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=201438

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:07 am

^^^ Guilty as charged. Bohigal currently has that lad crawling through a crocodile infested swamp in the Niger Delta looking for a Mr Bigg's burger box stuffed full of cash.

If you're wondering what he looks like, here he is: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=199881

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:05 am

^^^Um the harpoon didn't go into the vicar's thigh, but something that was harder, at least for that moment. Shocked

@DW: That's one fraudstrated lad! Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:30 pm

Wow Mr G0mer is still causing lots of trouble Laughing

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