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MrFigaro
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Joined: 08 Jun 2011
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:37 pm |
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I received a letter from
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Cornel Felix Wright,
Commander 20th Engineer Brigade(combat) |
I guess the Army is using new ranks these days.
Jenerals
Magers
Lutenents
Czargents |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:15 pm |
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^^ Well at least it was not "Kernel"  |
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IM_Dumm
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Joined: 06 Dec 2004
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:13 pm |
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| Well at least it was not "Kernel" |
"Cornhole" would be worse.... |
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bohigal
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Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:57 pm |
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You just make damn sure you continue to address him as "Cornel Wright", private! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
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Pastor Frank
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Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:10 pm |
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Good opportunity for lad de-education. Congratulate him on his rank and ask him when he will get promoted to Jeneril, or something similar, as the situation allows.
Everyone knows that a Jeneril demands much more respect than a mere Cornel. |
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MrFigaro
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Jun 2011
Posts: 9
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:31 pm |
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| You just make damn sure you continue to address him as "Cornel Wright", private! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! |
SIR YES SIR |
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windypops
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Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:31 pm |
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I hope he's going to fall in with this man's army.
Introduce him to Private Parts, Corporal Punishment, Sergent Pepper, Major Disaster and General Strike. |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:32 pm |
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^^^ I always liked General Principles |
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Pastor Frank
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:42 pm |
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Major Woody |
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Yastreb
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:45 pm |
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General Quarters and the British Liaison officer, Major Upp-Sett. |
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:15 am |
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Colonial Popcorn
Major Ursa
Private Dick
General Direction!! |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:20 am |
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These remind me of things I heard around Naval Aviation.
Go fetch me a bucket of prop wash.
Airman, go get the keys to the F-14!
Airman, run down to the shop and get me some flight line. |
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Badgerbait
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Joined: 07 Jan 2009
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Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:27 am |
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I just learned about "runway stretchers" and "echo checks" the other night from some USAF friends. 
I think Cornhole would be a fine way to address the wannabe officer. |
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Pastor Frank
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Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:35 am |
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Heard in a spot welding shop...
Go fetch me a bucket of number 6 spots.
An unnamed person went and hauled back a pail of washers that were strategically placed under a sign labeled "#6 Spots".
I know of a guy that also went to fetch some prop wash, and a block stretcher over 25 years ago. |
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:44 am |
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I have a character named "Major D Zarster" He works for "Greywater Consulting", the mercenary outfit. |
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:26 am |
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Nanny Ogg
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:04 pm |
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| ^^ Well at least it was not "Kernel" |
groan! what a corny joke |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Joined: 14 Oct 2010
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Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:11 pm |
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I know of a guy that also went to fetch some prop wash, and a block stretcher over 25 years ago. |
Did he ever return or is he still fetching?
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groan! what a corny joke |
Made even cornier by Nanny Ogg! |
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Pastor Frank
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:11 pm |
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PF wrote:
I know of a guy that also went to fetch some prop wash, and a block stretcher over 25 years ago. |
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NOT FUNNY. If you didn't know, prop wash is highly flammable. There were people tossing cigarettes at that poor private, while he carried a bag of prop wash. It was in it's gaseous form and was contained in what looked like a common trash bag. The poor bastard could have died. |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:59 pm |
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^^ Must have been USAF prop wash and not USN prop wash! |
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Pastor Frank
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Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:28 am |
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It was Army prop wash, thank you very much. |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:44 am |
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^^^ The US Army has airplanes? |
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Pastor Frank
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Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:49 am |
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UH-60, CH-47, UH-1... need I go on? They called the big spinning things "props".
Well, they actually called them "rotors", but you get the idea. That guy was a grunt, 11B, he believed anything. |
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