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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:17 am

I have a low tolerance for Cancer script scammers, but this one, largely due to his obvious ineptitude, was easier to deal with.

Opening message (emphasis added):

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Hello malcolm
Greetings in the name of God, Pls let this not sound strange to you. I prayed and got your email id from your country's guest book which I have been with my late husband and liked to visit once more if God will in his infinite mercies.
I am Mrs.F4ith Kuku, from Accra Ghana, I am 75 years old woman, I am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that i may not live for the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
I was brought up from a motherless babies home was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child ,my husband died in a fatal motor accident Before his death we were true believers. Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of ($3.2 million dollars) with a reliable bank here in Accra Ghana.
Presently this money is still with the bank here in Ghana and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get it confiscated Presently.
i am with a laptop in Airedale General Hospital Skipton Road, Steeton, Keighley, West Yorkshire, BD20 6TD UK.
I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs. My doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless babies home.
I want you as God fearing person, to also use this money to fund, orphanages and widows, I took this decision, before I rest in peace because my time will so on be up.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact information's of the reliable bank in Accra Ghana were the total funds is deposited. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary next of kin of my fund. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
A copy of my sick picture is attached as below;
Waiting for your reply soon God bless you for is good works on earth.
Regards,
Mrs.F4ith Kuku
Airedale General Hospital
Address;Skipton Road, Steeton, Keighley, West Yorkshire, BD20 6TD

After a non-commital reply comes this, with some additional howlers (emphasis added):

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Hello Mr.Malc0lm Reyn0lds
I receive your email,I want to transfer the money into your account because i want you,to use these money to carry out my last wishes to use 75% of the total money to help poor widows and charity's motherless baby's homes.
I am very glad to inform you that i have personally map out 25% out of the total money as your share percentage for carry out my last wishes,why you are to use remaining balance 75% money to help the poor widows and Charity s motherless baby's homes,before i die of this Cancer,as the doctor already told me that i have shot time to be alive.
I have just attached certificate of deposit of the total ($3.2 Million Usd)with the (Ghana commercial bank ) as below is attached to your email as well,please print out the documents and go through it and keep it safe and highly confidential under your pillow.
The next step to follow now is for you to kindly send me all requested information's as stated below;
1.Send me your full address details.
2.Send to me your telephone number
3. Send me your passport attach copy Or diver ID or working ID card and PICTURE?
Immediately i receive the requested information's from you, I will urgent put you in contact with the foreign remittance director of the Ghana commercial bank, there in Ghana, who is in charge of the funds transfer department head office.
This will enable the foreign remittance director of the Ghana commercial bank, speak with you and know you as my Next of Kin foreign partner to inherit the total fund and assist me receive the fund transfer, Then the foreign remittance director of the Ghana commercial will urgent update you with the next step to follow,
For them to urgent release the total funds on your name as my foreign partner Next of kin to inherit the total funds transfer , for it to be transfer directly to your bank account in your country for my last wishes to help the poor widows and charity's homes.
I also need you to say some prayers for my bad heath condition.
Waiting for your reply soon Allah God bless you.
Mrs.F4ith Kuku.
Address;Mayday University Hospital Thornton Heath, 1885 as workhouse infirmary
South East London

So she's in two different British hospitals and Ghana at the same time... but there's more to come...

Well, isn't that precious!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I can't deal with these cancer lads, but hope you can cause Kuku some real pain.

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i may not live for the next two months

If only that were true.

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:52 pm

^^ My sick woman (not cancer) is in a comma (yes you read that correctly) and is not expected to live through the weekend! I did not know that commas were so deadly, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:51 pm

The second certificate does not have the RSOT (Red Seal of Truth).

Send it back for correction.

Smile

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:33 pm

Yastreb wrote:

So she's in two different British hospitals and Ghana at the same time

And she has two different cancers

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I am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast

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I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs.

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:36 pm

^^ You forgot the "brain" Wink

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I am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain,

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:52 pm

^^^ I took it as Stage IV that spread to the brain.

I like lung cancer victims. It gives me a chance to moralize -- "Just had to have those smokes, didn't' you?"

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:04 am

^^ Well if it mastestized to the brain she will be a goner very quickly! Best get on with this bait quickly, Yastreb! or you will be typing with a dead person. However Dr.Mike can probably channel her for you now that he is Amazing Mike the pyschic! Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:52 am

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i may not live for the next two months,

I think with some skillful baiting she will hang on for much longer than two months. Baiting can be a very effective therapy for extending the lives of cancer patients anxious to transfer their wealth to total strangers.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Have you offered to visit her in either one of the London hospitals?

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:58 pm

^^ Good idea, although Yast may get lost - Mayday University Hospital is no longer called by that name Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:01 pm

Morgain Le Fay wrote:

^^ My sick woman (not cancer) is in a comma (yes you read that correctly) and is not expected to live through the weekend! I did not know that commas were so deadly, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

The preferred treatment for a comma is a semi-colonectomy. Cool

Perhaps you should suggest it to the Lad.

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:54 pm

^^^ Excellent. Yes, I think a semi-colonectomy is definitely in order.

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