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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:46 am

The Gates of Hell (Nutsia Microsoftia) Lad who supposes that Microsoft actually gives a damn about anyone and would even consider giving back a penny of their ill gotten gains.

Quote:

We are glad to inform you that Microsoft Organization Inc has awarded the sum of one million euros (1,000,000.00) to your email with reference number #653-908-321-675 for being a very frequent web user.

The Monument-al f*up (Galleriicum touristus) Lad who places popular tourist attractions in non-existent geographic locations.

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:58 pm

The Second (and third) Opinion (Desperandii repeatus) Sick and needy lad who insists on repeating the name of the disease they are representing, again and again and again .. in case you didn't believe it the first time

Quote:

I am Kristen Lynne Boyd, a British & Northern Ireland Citizen by Nationality. I'm 77 years old woman without a child to inherit my fortunes due to UTERINE FIBROID TUMORS CANCER which denied me pregnancy. I have undergone several medical treatments of UTERINE FIBROID TUMORS CANCER in other to be pregnant but all efforts were in vain. I inherited my late father assets and funds; few weeks ago my doctor revealed to me that due to my UTERINE FIBROID TUMORS CANCER,

.. let me guess, you have "UTERINE FIBROID TUMORS CANCER"

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:08 pm

The Quiz Master (Tohellicum hostus) Lad who claims to be a host of a T.V quiz show, inviting you to audition ..

Quote:

congratulation
you have just been invited to Nigeria for a game of who want to be a millionaire this game is brought to you by MTN this game is a game of intelligence if interested get back to us now for more information

this game is brought to you by (MTN) i am frank odekwo from who want to be a millionaire

The Remains of the day (Tohellicum bailus) Lad who deducts your characters inadvertent expenses from his original requested amount and asks for the remainder to be sent just so you will get on and do the damn deal.

Quote:

Go ahead and get or ball Otto from jail with the $225 to save his life first and send $375 to me through western union transfer as i directed in you in my last mail OK.

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:28 pm

The Necrophiliac (Galleriicum Necro) Lad who sends you gruesome pictures of deceased persons in regards to proving that you are not the deceased in the photograph. I would suggest that replies in the affirmative are few and far between.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=204540&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

The Mollycoddler (Nutsia Coddlus)Lad who expresses concern about our 'tender age' and suggests we consult our parents about continuing the transaction.

Quote:

ATTN SARA,

I GOT YOUR MAIL NOW I BELIEVE YOU CAN NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS VERY FUND BECAUSE YOUR TENDER AGE. THEREFORE I ADVICE YOU TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR PARENTS AND TELL THEM ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION SO THAT THEY WILL BE THE ONE TO RECEIVE THE FUND TO USE IT WISELY AS MATURED PEOPLE.

IF YOU ALSO HAVE ANYONE THAT IS MATURED THAT CAN USE THE FUND WISELY WHEN HE/SHE RECEIVE IT STILL INSTRUCT THE PERSON TO CONTACT ME TOO. BUT IT WILL BE BETTER FOR YOU TO TELL YOUR PARENT ABOUT IT FIRST.

PLEASE GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL AND TALKED TO YOUR PARENTS AS INSTRUCTED.

I SHALL WAIT HEARING FROM YOU ASAP,

DAVID

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Not sure if this is a new species, but one of my lads copies/pastes his emails to me and sends Every. Single. One. in triplicate, and one minute apart. banghead

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:07 am

The Copyist (Scammedouticum Zerox) Lad who insists on sending you e-mails in triplicate.

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:20 am

The Doppelganger: A Lad who claims to be in two or more places at once.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=204918

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:00 am

Yastreb,
We already a doppelgänger but I think yours is more relevant

So I'm renaming it. .
The Imposter(Galleriicum Notmii) Very common photogenic lad who sends in photos of someone else, usually cut from a magazine or found on the Internet. The similarity between themselves and the photo = 0.

The Doppelgänger (Yastrebicum Doublus) A Lad who claims to be in two or more places at once.

New One from me

The Trivial Pursuit (Tohellicum triviata) Lad who spends hours giving tangible and semi-honest answers to our questionnaires.

Quote:

Q: Ever had a crush on a teacher?
A: yes that was over some year ago
Q: Are there any places you are afraid to visit because of the high crime rate? If so, where?
A: yes,which is ghana
Q: Had stitches?
A: only one
Q: Do you know anyone named Bertha?
A: no i don't have
Q: What some of the ways can you ride a bike?
A: by sitting on it
Q: Do you annoy people with some of your habits?
A: yes by laughing
Q: Are you too forgiving?
A: yes i am
Q: What did you really want to do today?
A: to make the delivery as soon as possible
Q: If you could go back to any moment in history, where would you go?
A: when i was still a kid
Q: Is dishonesty every justifiable?
A: yes it is

Small snippet from great post ..
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=204870

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

The TV show lad (broadcasticator pornicum) - the lad who wants to be a millionaire.
Chopped TV show lad (broadcastrated pornmagicam) - a milliare lad you pretended to chop

The E. Berkley (Forhomos-Erecticus Mutiteateum) - Firmly believes that getting naked for the cameras will help his scamming career, even though it's never been proven to work in the past.

The DanMan (Hurtrepeatus Mutitateaum) Every time he goes to do something he gets beaten up

Mutitateum prnounced (mute I tate um)

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:44 am

Quote:

The E. Berkley (Forhomos-Erecticus Mutiteateum)

lol .. those mutants do deserve their own genus ..

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:19 am

The Britisher (Illiteratus britannia) Lads whose poor use of British slang/colloquialisms gives us fits ...

Quote:

the whole thing still balls down to you making the payment through western union transfer

.. Obviously he meant 'boils down', but I like his interpretation.

I'm sure they must hear the expression used and actually think that is the correct spelling/interpretation.

And for any Non-Brits out there here a handy link

http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml ... (NB: Not for lad education, but to help you spot the fake Brits)

The Illiter- elite (Illiteratus alumni) Lads who take illiteracy and bad spelling to such high levels you may perceive it as being deliberate.

Quote:

thnak you my dear for your apprection to know me my dear i am marey.janne.koffi i am 20y i am from ivrey cost i am the only one in my family my father and mother is let in yar 202 my father is a rich man in my country here ivrey.cost becouse of hes richst man he was assneted by the rebell in the country .now my dear why i contact you now is to help in my life for my right in life my father deposited money in bank for me ask hes nest king.but now i am not harpy that i cont clem the funds from the bank now so i want you to help me to clem the funds from the bank i want the funds to be transferd to your country my dear if you intrsted all you will do now is to send me you informtion and your detals then i will give you the bank contact you will go for the funds wen you get the money or if the bank transfer the money to your country half of the money is for you and you will send the rest one to me in my country here ivrey cost

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:08 am

Wowwow, I think that^ Illiteratus alumni is actually Walid, friend of Hectard. The style is lovely and this time he has been writing actually quite well.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I guess the Illiter- elite lad can't afford a script writer or is too cheap to hire one. Shocked

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:55 pm

N.O.R.A wrote:

Wowwow, I think that^ Illiteratus alumni is actually Walid, friend of Hectard. The style is lovely and this time he has been writing actually quite well.

The Illiteratus alumni is actually my lad, "Marey Janne"

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:37 pm

^I was just kidding, Olly. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:25 pm

Now now people, I'm sure both of you have good claim on this 'pet' lad Smile

, but this is not a court of law, just a court of laughs Smile

The Rampant Inflater (Tohellicum inflatatus) Lad who sends you an e-mail quoting a dollar amount, and 2 minutes later sends the same e-mail but quoting a higher amount.

Quote:

Dear Friend,

Thanks for your kind responds, yes I was not able to get in touch with you due to my present condition here in the hospital, my good friend I need your assistance financially to fly my self to United State and change to another hospital for treatment. I don’t have more possibility to raise money from the bank now due to my condition and I need to fly to USA for treatment but I can not afford this movement without money, with the money I have here with me in the hospital if you can assist me with $500.00usd only to enable me secure my health, I promise with all my heart to pay you back or any body that help me in this critical situation.

Thank you for your consign and God bless you.

I am waiting for your kind response.

Regard,
Daniel.

2 mins later

Quote:

Dear Friend,

Thanks for your kind responds, yes I was not able to get in touch with you due to my present condition here in the hospital, my good friend I need your assistance financially to fly my self to United State and change to another hospital for treatment. I don’t have more possibility to raise money from the bank now due to my condition and I need to fly to USA for treatment but I can not afford this movement without money, with the money I have here with me in the hospital if you can assist me with $700.00usd only to enable me secure my health, I promise with all my heart to pay you back or any body that help me in this critical situation.

Thank you for your consign and God bless you.

I am waiting for your kind response.

Regard,
Daniel.

.. eh, what does he think this is .. the U.K? Smile

The Bumbler (Bustii bumblus) Date lad who sounds like the perfect partner until the slip right at the end.

Quote:

I am someone's perfect girl.
I hoard books.
I read news all the time.
I subscribe to several magazines and newspapers, not because I have time to
read all of them, but because I like to think I do.
I'm a self-described coffee and cupcake addict.
I'm not an alcoholic, but I do love good beer, good wine and a good time.
I go to plays and musicals because I love them.
I dance because it's fun.
I sing because that's just what I do.
I kind of hate modern art (something my friends like to poke at when they
bring me to various museums).
I overanalyze Lost. I sing along to Glee. I wish I worked at the Buy More.
I'm a nerd, in the "Star Wars is awesome, Star Trek is too, and I think I'd
like Battlestar Galactica if I ever got around to watching it" way.
I Love Harry Potter. No, seriously. Love. Capital "L."
I'm probably the biggest sap you'll ever meet.
I find kids and babies adorable. I don't want my own any time soon, but I
do want them.
I like pretty things. Shoes. Photographs. Pieces of furniture.
I don't like cats because I'm allergic, but I can't wait for the day that I
can get a puppy.
I'm living the dream when it comes to my career, but even I know that
there's something more I need to strive for. I just have to figure out what
that is.
I love baseball and college football, but fair warning, I'm didn't grow up
on the East Coast, so I probably don't like your team(s).
I'm not hot. Pretty, sure. Cute, yes. Hot, not so much. And I'm OK with
that. My profile is here:

http://MARLEEN.localdating.ru

... RUSSIA! By all accounts reading your profile you were from somewhere in the U.S.A ..
"sing along to Glee. I wish I worked at the Buy More, college football, Star Wars, Trek"
Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:50 am

The Mother Lover (Bustii matris) Romance lad who starts a dating scam on your own mother.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=205376

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:50 am

The International (Safariicum travellus) Lad who lies that he is working out of a specific foreign country ( that he wishes you to travel to not the actual country he is in), thinking that the journey will be to difficult/expensive for you and that you will therefore pay for his representative solicitor to do the deal for you.

Unlucky for him when you scupper his plans by suggesting you/someone else meet him there..

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=205815&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

The Neo-realist (Nutsia existentialia) Pseudo-intellectual lad who enters into inane philosophical conversations with you ... to what ends indeed?

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=205936&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:31 pm

The Innocent (Godhicum Innocenti) Lad who suggests that Christians never lie or dabble in dodgy dealings.

He obviously hasn't heard of George "WMD" Bush and Tony "As he says" Blair.

Quote:

FINALLY, I PROMISE THAT I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU AND WILL STAND BY YOUR SIDE TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING GOES WELL, I AM FULL MEMBER OF CHRISTIANITY FAMILY WITH GODS FEARING THAT IS WHY I LIKE ANYTHING AM DOING WITH PERSON TO BE STRAIGHT.

How do I get to be a full member of the Christianity family?, sounds like fun Twisted Evil

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Jul 2011 Posts: 15

Related to the aforementioned christian type:

The Loyal Convert (Fidelis convoco): Deeply religious and god-fearing lad that converts to the first religion that offers him proper funding with equal or even more passion. Sometimes he even gets his own membership tattoo!

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:19 am

Hi Starwolf08,
Do you have any quotes or example posts to go with this?
Just so you know, verified finds are named after their founders:

The Loyal Convert (Stellalupus Convoco): Deeply religious and god-fearing lad that converts to the first religion that offers him proper funding with equal or even more passion. Sometimes he even gets his own membership tattoo!

Stellalupus = Starwolf Smile

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:56 am

The Old, Old Soldier - a Lad pretending to be a military man, who claims to a career create a very odd picture (emphasis added).

Mal (9:53 PM): Have you seen active service?
Lad (9:59 PM): how do you mean by active service
Mal (10:00 PM): What I meant is, have you been in action? Simple enough question.
Lad (10:01 PM): yes
Lad (10:01 PM): and you ..?
Mal (10:01 PM): Where?
Mal (10:02 PM): I was in Desert Saber and Iraqi Freedom, I also served in Somalia in '93.
Lad (10:02 PM): wow that is so intresting
Mal (10:02 PM): Yeah? What about you?
Lad (10:03 PM): i have being to pakistern and i served in france too
Mal (10:03 PM): Well that ain't active service, is it? .
Lad (10:04 PM): yes it is
Mal (10:04 PM): Since when did US forces fight in Pakistan?
Mal (10:05 PM): Or were you serving with SpecFor?
Lad (10:05 PM): it was so intensice when i was in france

Since US Forces haven't fought in France since 1944/45, that should make the Lad General in his mid-80s at the very least.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Jul 2011 Posts: 15

Oh Wow wow! Didn't notice that, but I feel honored; The kind I picked wasn't about a specific quote, but the act of switching religions upon convenience. If I recall correctly, something like that happened in one of Shiver Metimber's baits, one that got the lad branded. Razz

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:09 pm

Starwolf - it was still a good find and very funny as well so we'll keep it Wink

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Yastreb, ROFL, great stuff. He's probably seen 'Saving Private Ryan' on DVD and figured that as it stars Tom Hanks, it must have happened last week Smile

I wonder how may lads think that we (USA UK) are still at war with Germany. Hey lads!, don't want to spoil your fun, but Hitlers dead, yeah that's right, dead. I know you saw him on You Tube last week shouting about 'Fegelein', but he's long gone.

The Old Soldier (Yastrebicum centurion) Lad pretending to be a military man, whose bogus career claims, if true, would make him a very young sounding octogenarian, or a time traveler.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Jul 2011 Posts: 15

O almighty Mods, would any of you grace me by changing me nick to Stellalupus08? I swear i am a god fearing persone I need mony send it to westren union to the following infromation...