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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:36 am |
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People who know me in here, just KNOW I love the wackier baits. I saw this in surplus and decided that just for shits and giggles I couldn't let it go:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1720931#1720931
As a guy who's interviewed Pete Burns from Dead or Alive twice, I really thought I could have some fun with this, so I wrote back with this. Bolding is mine (They're Dead or Alive song titles):
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Dear Mr Waziri,
Wow, you have spun me out with your message. In fact, you spin me right round, like a record baby! Of course I am alive, otherwise I wouldn't be writing to you. My heart goes bang at the thought of this criminal trying to take my money. In fact, it almost makes me mad, bad and dangerous to know!
What I want to know is, how do I stop him?
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This won't last long I know, but hey, it keeps me off the streets. Dead or Alive song title suggestions most welcome, I'm not at home right now, and don't have access to my collection 
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
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"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
 (19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:10 am |
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oh my lord there are SO many!!
It's Been Hours Now
I'd Do Anything
In Too Deep
Baby Don't Say Goodbye
EDIT: I did have one bait playing Richard Sula a big time arms dealer, I peppered the emails with quotes from the "Transporter" films - at one point I even bought an Audi A8
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Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2 
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:10 am |
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Thank you Bait my hook. Though I'd rather have an Audi than the plastic surgery Pete Burns put himself through... |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:56 am |
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Hmm....
Lover Come Back To Me
Brand New Lover
I can't think of more, it's not like they had THAT many hits. |
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I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:00 pm |
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More successful over here in Oz I think, they certainly put out a lot of LPs in their time |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Chugg
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2011
Posts: 86
Location: Right Here
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Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:30 am |
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Just a newb-thought here...
I've done this sort of thing lots before (does this prove that I'm not, or that I am crazy?), only why limit it to one band or album? I like to spend one e-mail telling a lad that his dire situation makes me so Red Hot mad I want to Shout At The Devil because the Bastard lawyer he referred me to was infuriating, then spend the next reply telling him i Can't Get Enough information about our transaction and how I'm Movin' On and ready to Run With The Pack.
With so many artists and albums to choose from, I find it keeps the bait more interesting than simply asking one more time what the hell an MTNC is and what's the name of that guy who knows the secret code answer.
Of course, I'm not a good creative-baiter so I have to mix it up a bit. |
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