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Cosette_24601
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Aug 2010
Posts: 83
Location: With Marius, of course!
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Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:06 am |
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*waves* Sorry in advance for the length.
So I got an email from a gentleman looking for a new friend. Since I have only ever seen those from women (or claiming to be), I was excited and decided to give it a try. I would love your input on what I have so far, etc.
Some bits of this are (already!) NSFW.
I won't waste space with the initial email I got, and will start right in with my reply
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Hello Abraham!
I am always wanting to make new friends. My name, as you know, is
Anastasia, but people call me Ana for short. I am 28, and have worked as a mechanic and, specifically, a custom fabricator. I used to like hiking and roller blading but I cannot do that much anymore.
What is it like living in Nigeria? I have always been curious. I used to travel with my family but we never went there. Where did you learn English? You speak (type?) it very well.
Talk to you soon!
Ana |
Apparently he liked me...
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Dear Ana,
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>>>Thanks for the reply to my email message.
>>>I hope you are fine?
Thanks for educating me about yourself. I am 30 yrs old ,i have not find the right woman to marry. I love childern , would like to have one someday. I am a Geologist, living in a country call Nigeria,there are foreigners living and working in Nigeria especially the oil sector.Nigeria is pretty okay to live in, when you have a Good Job.
Will like to travel ,My dad is Dead while my mum is still alive.
Love sex, but want to have it with someone i love.
Do you like to travel? Do you like childern?
What will you do for love?
Attach are some of my pictures.
I will really appreciate it if you can send me your pictures.
Thanks waiting for your reply.
With Love,
Abraham Richard. |
I did not open the pictures - I am scared of getting a virus in an attachment =x.
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Dear Abraham,
It was very nice to get your email. I like your pictures too
. I am attaching one of myself.
What is the weather like in Nigeria today? Here is it very hot. Summer is showing itself in force.
I'd like to have children someday, although medically I do not know if I am able. And I do like to travel, although I have not been
able to in the past few years. Have you ever been to the US?
I have heard from people that a lot of people in your area do not
like people with tattoos; and as you can see I have several. I hope this isn't an issue.
Do you like animals? I have a cat, she is my best friend. Her name is Socks.
Well thats all from me for now. Please write again soon!
Your new friend,
Ana |
And attached is a picture of the lovely and talented Scottie Chapman from Mythbusters. And apparently, he likes what he sees.
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>Dear Ana,
How are you today?I hope you are fine.
In Nigeria we are in raining reason and the weather is bit warm here.
You are not above the age of having children or are you?
You are very attractive and you really turn me on.
What is your view about the following.What do you think about anal sex?.
Do you like your pussy to be licked before having sex?.
What is your favorite sex position.?
How many rounds of sex can you go?.
I have no problem with the tattoos and i like animal especially cat.
Waiting for your reply |
For some reason, the "waiting for your reply" is the best part to me. He is on the edge of his seat. More to the point, have I mentioned my prudiness? I considered telling him that I was into all sorts of strange sex things, but worried it might be too early to do something off the wall. Or that he would go along with it and the conversation would go into the really creepy...
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Hi Abraham!
You get right to the point don't you? Believe it or not, I am a virgin (unheard of these days, I know!) so I don't know how to answer your questions. Sounds like you have a bit you can teach me, huh? And I thought I told you, I am 28, so I am young enough to have kids still. However, several years ago I was in a really bad car accident, and to be honest I do not know if it did something to my reproductive system.
So whats new in the geology business? I bet it's really exciting.
Yours,
Ana |
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Dear Ana,
God has final answered my prayer by bringing a virgin my way.
There is nothing new in the field of Geology now for me,basically i am doing a water project in a village in Delta state Nigeria.I believe nothing happen to your reproductive system you are in perfect shape to have a baby .
Attached is one of nude picture ,if you like it i will send more.
Thanks waiting for your reply.
With Love,
Richard Abraham |
That email kind of makes me wonder how many women he's slept with. And oh heck no I did not open that attachment!
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Dear Abraham,
Haha you make it sound so rare that a woman my age is still a
virgin! I mean, I know many girls are getting started younger
these days, but still... I won't say that I am waiting for
marriage, but I am waiting for someone I deeply care for. To be
honest I haven't even looked at your picture yet; I blush at the
thought of it! I will have to wait until one night when I feel
very brave... or a bit drunk
Hopefully my body is alright to have a baby; have you ever thought
about how many you would want to have? I don't think I ever gave
it much thought, even though I always get asked how many kids I
want (Is it the same for men?)
A water proect? That sounds very interesting. Please tell me more
about it, I would love to know about your work.
Yours,
Ana |
Aaaand.. that's it! Advice and comments would be greatly appreciated |
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"even a deaf and dump use phone...All of this sound so barbaric" - Advocate Molla |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:26 pm |
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Hooray Cosette on your first love bait. I think you…er…HANDLED him very well. Wanting to know sex positions straight away is quite unusual. But you steered him off topic and onto yours. So you already took charge and now control the bait - excellent.
It might be a good idea to have a look at the header of the email and see if it has been sent using an automated system like X-mailer or The Bat to indicate he may be a scammer if you're not already sure. He could be just a randy bloke!
best of luck,
Phil X |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
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Olly3008
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Jan 2011
Posts: 354
Location: In Abraham's Panties
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:43 pm |
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If the pics are JPEG, then dont worry. I dont download them, however viewing them in browser is perfectly safe. |
_________________ x4 x2
Aim small, miss small.
Todger Club member since 16/06/2011.
Me:you gonna poo on me?
Abraham 0gho:Until u become honest
Ming Yang: hold for 15mins please i want make use of the bathroom |
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Cosette_24601
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Aug 2010
Posts: 83
Location: With Marius, of course!
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Posted:
Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:00 pm |
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Thanks for the feedback!
Phil, I am beginning to think you are right... All he has done is ask me for dirty pictures *sigh* But hey, at least it is practice! |
_________________ x3 x11
"even a deaf and dump use phone...All of this sound so barbaric" - Advocate Molla |
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Olly3008
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Jan 2011
Posts: 354
Location: In Abraham's Panties
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Posted:
Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:52 pm |
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Interested in involving me in this bait, get 2 girls fighting over his love? |
_________________ x4 x2
Aim small, miss small.
Todger Club member since 16/06/2011.
Me:you gonna poo on me?
Abraham 0gho:Until u become honest
Ming Yang: hold for 15mins please i want make use of the bathroom |
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Cosette_24601
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Aug 2010
Posts: 83
Location: With Marius, of course!
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Posted:
Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:13 pm |
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^^^ Sounds like fun! But I don't think this guy is worthy of our love...
**Edit to fix typo |
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"even a deaf and dump use phone...All of this sound so barbaric" - Advocate Molla |
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Olly3008
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Jan 2011
Posts: 354
Location: In Abraham's Panties
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:23 pm |
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Well, if he gets boring, send him a nice picture of a penis, and reveal to him that i'm really a 14 year old English boy (which i am) |
_________________ x4 x2
Aim small, miss small.
Todger Club member since 16/06/2011.
Me:you gonna poo on me?
Abraham 0gho:Until u become honest
Ming Yang: hold for 15mins please i want make use of the bathroom |
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Ronald Dumsfeld
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
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Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:49 pm |
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PG Malone
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jan 2010
Posts: 182
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:07 pm |
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Our Abraham is a busy boy,
I got a Message in my catcher account, the usual refugee scam, odd for a male as Cosette says?
I thought i recognised the name from reading back on here??.
I just answered him and he mailed me straight back, within minutes, asking for a pic of me with a note saying "I love V****e".
Of course being a geeky 20 yr old girl who still lives with Mummy and Daddy i couldn't possibly,
could I ???
Not unless he sent one first
Hope he does cos "Daddy" has a few suprises in store for him.
He's not asked for money (as yet) but i think he deserves some attention .
He seems too keen to send filthy pics over the internet for my liking.
Regards PG Malone |
_________________ If only they could!! x9
An unfortunate member of "The Todger club 2011"
THEY ARRESTED TWO OF MY FRIENDS AND DETAINED THEM IN A POLICE CUSTODY, ACCUSING THEM OF ABUSING CURRENCY.
You are Unworthy of my complimentary ending, bastard
Unfortunately,we were happily married for 13 years |
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PG Malone
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jan 2010
Posts: 182
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Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:05 pm |
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Heres one he sent yesterday, a little on the reserved side but hey it was our first date after all
PG |
_________________ If only they could!! x9
An unfortunate member of "The Todger club 2011"
THEY ARRESTED TWO OF MY FRIENDS AND DETAINED THEM IN A POLICE CUSTODY, ACCUSING THEM OF ABUSING CURRENCY.
You are Unworthy of my complimentary ending, bastard
Unfortunately,we were happily married for 13 years |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Posted:
Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:27 pm |
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He even autographed it for you!
How nice of him |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Posted:
Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:51 pm |
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I loved the autograph!!! |
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"you are a fool for pulling that one on me ... EAT A DICK AND DIE SLOW." Collin |
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PG Malone
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jan 2010
Posts: 182
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Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:28 pm |
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Lets see what else he can write on???LOL
PG |
_________________ If only they could!! x9
An unfortunate member of "The Todger club 2011"
THEY ARRESTED TWO OF MY FRIENDS AND DETAINED THEM IN A POLICE CUSTODY, ACCUSING THEM OF ABUSING CURRENCY.
You are Unworthy of my complimentary ending, bastard
Unfortunately,we were happily married for 13 years |
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PG Malone
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jan 2010
Posts: 182
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Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:56 am |
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Well folks after 3 emails to ol Abe i think i just, Very, Very, reluctantly joined the "Todger club".
I see now just were he keeps his brains.
But wait???? it wasn't autographed.
Will post the picy later lol.
regards PG |
_________________ If only they could!! x9
An unfortunate member of "The Todger club 2011"
THEY ARRESTED TWO OF MY FRIENDS AND DETAINED THEM IN A POLICE CUSTODY, ACCUSING THEM OF ABUSING CURRENCY.
You are Unworthy of my complimentary ending, bastard
Unfortunately,we were happily married for 13 years |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:00 am |
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Congrats PG.
While it is a pretty dubious club (just look at some of it's members), I still love being part of it. It reminds me everyday, that I have put a lad through hell |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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