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Dr Mike
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Today it is Midsommarafton. A Swedish tradition where we celebrate the light part of the year. We do this in the traditional way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on9PLzlY0Ww
Dancing around what is a symbol of a huge c**k. Mostly it is the young and their parents that dance, and the mentally deranged. We normal people do more adult things and can't be bothered with prancing around a green erect penis. So we get hammered instead. And that is what i am going to do tomorrow. Into the mist.
Glad Midsommar |
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Pastor Frank
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Looks like there's booze involved, I'm in. |
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:20 am |
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Glad Midsommar, Dr Mike!
I think you may have it backwards, though. Get hammered first, THEN dance around <strike>with an</strike> the erect penis.
We do something similar at Beltane with a Maypole. We affix long ribbons to the top, plant it in a hole, and weave around. If you're hammered there's always the bonus of getting all out of sync and winding up tied to the pole by the wrapping of all of the ribbons. If you have kind friends, they won't leave you there for long before cutting you free. (Fortunately, I have kind friends. )
Fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxcIqMmlVOs
I wasn't at Glastonbury (I wish!), but as you can see, your ribbon gets shorter and shorter. Stop for a laugh and, well...
We always have drummers and such, too. |
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do you also eat swedish cupcakes? |
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Dr Mike
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:31 am |
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The Maypole seems more fun. And alcohol is a good excuse for actually doing the dance.
I don't know what you mean by Swedish cupcakes but the main thing about midsommar (midsummer) is good food. Especially pickled herring and potatoes are consumed along with nubbe (shots of strong alcohol). And even though cupcakes aren't associated with midsommar i assume that many eat large quantities of those as well.
And PF, booze are definitely involved. I'm nut 100% sure but i think that this may be the number one drinking day of the year in Sweden. |
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:37 am |
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What about those who don't dance nor drink? Do they just sit at home watching TV (and eating herring)? |
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:12 am |
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Here, we celebrate Midsummer (Or Saint Hans Eve, Hans being the Danish form of Johannes or John the Baptist) as well. But we don't have a May Pole... it's June, fer cryin' out loud (crazy Swedes).
Instead, we sing patriotic songs, get shitfaced and have bonfires on which we burn witches....
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Dr Mike
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:30 am |
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Not drink? I don't understand, why would anyone do that?
I think most people do celebrate with friend and family. And those few that doesn't are probably lonely or simply not interested.
And we Swedes used to have our fair share or burning witches as well. In the late 1600. But not as much as many other countries and probably way less then the crazy Danes. |
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We do the maypole too.. but on first of May and not in cities...
On midsummer we burn witches, if Im not mistaken
Burning lads, anyone? |
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:53 am |
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Do you really enjoy being drunk or is it just a duty to drink?
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:16 am |
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Thank you... Now that I've hit 2K it is certainly a duty to drink! |
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:06 pm |
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N.O.R.A wrote: |
Do you really enjoy being drunk or is it just a duty to drink? |
It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it. |
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:29 pm |
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In Spain we just celebrated San Juan (Saint John's Day), a catholic feast created to cover the pagan celebration of the Summer solstice, it involves drinking and jumping over bonfires, two deaths this year, one burned and one drowned |
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:51 pm |
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I will don my wooden shoes (is that Sweden I get confused with the Nordic countries) and drink some buds to celebrate your pole holiday. |
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:56 pm |
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^^^ That's the Netherlands, which is not a Nordic country at all! |
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:16 pm |
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Ah silly me then I will wear this instead and ask my wife to dance on a pole.
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^^^ Like you don't have enough kids already. |
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:23 pm |
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^^ That's what the helmet is for "Safe midsummer celebrating" |
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:23 pm |
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In Bavaria, we dance around the May Pole, same thing, only earlier. - But I've got news for you guys (not gals, we knew it all along): It's not a huge penis, it is the representation of the animalistic god of the woods. Says George Frazer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Bough |
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:28 pm |
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Will this suffice for a maypole? I can get a good deal on it since it's not May.
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:49 pm |
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Our town in Maine had the Solstice fest in downtown. The police shut down Main St. to car traffic, everybody wanders up and down the street, buy food from vendors, watch local musicians, and just socialize I guess. Later on the usual booze hounds hit our local taverns.
Police use the opportunity to arrest people they know that have outstanding warrants.
It's better than where I lived in So. Cal where they did...well nothing. |
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:41 pm |
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It was always so hard to celebrate this amazing holiday after moving to the US. Something about "underage drinking" and other nonsense. |
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I survived. I was severely hungover this morning but i got through it.
Fowan, that photo look a lot like i imagine a KKK meeting would. Except the masks and the burning cross. |
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