Yahoo boyz selling kidneys?

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Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

I found this pic and found it interesting:

Then I found this on Nairaland:

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-679017.0.html

Creepy. Shocked

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:18 pm

yahoo boyz??

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:58 pm

Jim Morrison wrote:

yahoo boyz??

Lads - they call tthem Yahoo boys in Nigeria, coz thats where they get their free email accounts.

Bet they're cheap kidneys from the butchers.

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:02 pm

That was reported here in the UK a few weeks ago:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13639934

Reminds me of the lad who gave my sig line below. He needed to raise $8,000.00 to release his fund from the security co. Rather than come straight out with it and ask me for the money, he thought he'd be clever and wanted me to suggest ways he could get it himself.

After going through all sorts of ideas that he turned down one by one, I came up with the idea of him selling a kidney. I told him he'd get at least $4,000.00. When he reminded me that he needed $8,000.00 I said he should sell both.

That was the last I heard from him. Sad

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:23 pm

^^

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

@windy - I'm going to assume that your suggestion that the lad sell a kidney (or two Laughing

) for profit worked, and upon the lad's recovery, he told all of his Yahoozee friends about how much money there is to be made by selling their organs. Then word got around to the cafes and suddenly it's the cool thing to do. I credit YOU for this, windy. Thank you. Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:04 am

Steak and Lad Pie

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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:23 pm

I'm not surprised, they'll sell you a whole head for £30.

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:36 pm

^^ They'd sell you their own mother for $30... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:25 pm

Beefcake wrote:

@windy - I'm going to assume that your suggestion that the lad sell a kidney (or two Laughing

) for profit worked

Doubt it. However, I wish he told the whole of laddom about my other idea he could try to get the money he needed.

I told him that sperm banks paid $5.00 a shot, and if he applied himself he could raise the eight grand in no time. That's when he sent me the siggy material. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:04 am

^^^
Thanks for the explanation. I've often wondered about that quote! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:57 am

Oh gawds Windy, that's hilarious! I've often wondered about your siggy as well. I assumed it had something to do with a sinking boat. Laughing

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

@windy - Semen FTW! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:10 am

I laughed so hard when that came in, seismologists must have picked up the rumble in Murmansk.

*Edit to get back on topic*

@ Gold Members. We could do with a yahoo news page about the benefits of selling body parts to raise cash couldn't we?

I'll think on that over the weekend. Wink

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:20 am

Windy: 9 out of 10 lads approve of your idea Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:48 am

windypops wrote:

I told him that sperm banks paid $5.00 a shot, and if he applied himself he could raise the eight grand in no time. That's when he sent me the siggy material. Very Happy

Good to know. I've quoted that now and then even without knowing where it came from. Very Happy

By the way, what is the real market price of a shot? $5.00 doesn't sound like a tempting offer. Confused

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:21 pm

N.O.R.A wrote:

By the way, what is the real market price of a shot?

Sadly nowhere near enough to make a decent living. Crying or Very sad

Heh...

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

+1 for the news article.

What would be the sig icon for a baiter that managed to get a lad to sell a body part?

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:26 pm

Quote:

By the way, what is the real market price of a shot? $5.00 doesn't sound like a tempting offer.

Most of it just goes down the drain so $5 is a fair price.

Wow this thread went downhill fast thanks Windy!

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:02 pm

In Detroit (Michigan) it used to be $25 a pop!

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:08 pm

^Would they accept anyone to shoot (or whatever the term is...)?

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:23 pm

^^I should have articulated better -- make that "donation" Laughing

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:27 am

Beefcake wrote:

@windy - Semen FTW!

Beefcake: So you're a "Semen Yahooboy Slayer" now? Laughing

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

^^^Is that so wrong? Laughing

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:03 am

The day one of these assholes sells their own body parts I'll eat my shoe.

windypops wrote:

@ Gold Members. We could do with a yahoo news page about the benefits of selling body parts to raise cash couldn't we?
I'll think on that over the weekend. Wink

I would actually suggest against bringing up organ / body part trade in a bait, they will sell you someone else's body parts in a heart beat...they do this all over Africa for what would be considered small change, please try not encourage it.

Juju/witchdoctors will even have guys collect children's sexual organs, please I sound like a nag, but this is murkier water than you wish to start treading in.

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