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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:34 pm |
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bravo95 wrote: |
They make it easy for us to want to torture them |
This... I didnt really want to jump on this one, but after MTMs post Im going to give him some of the immortal fun I can offer |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:56 pm |
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I've posted this at Scamwarners. Not that I expect any real victims. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:03 am |
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Mr Tambourine Man wrote: |
I've posted this at Scamwarners. Not that I expect any real victims. |
Erm .. are you quite sure?
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616)
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison (1934 - )
.. et alii |
_________________ Please do not contact anybody again expect me on here because they are many hijackers on internet SGT Tony Benson
OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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chrishill2011
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Jun 2011
Posts: 59
Location: Middle Earth
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:14 am |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:18 am |
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wowwow wrote: |
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616) |
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_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Posted:
Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:21 am |
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sorry Mortalicum |
_________________ Please do not contact anybody again expect me on here because they are many hijackers on internet SGT Tony Benson
OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:37 am |
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wowwow wrote: |
Erm .. are you quite sure? |
Usually no, but this is one moronic scam. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Posted:
Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:06 pm |
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Yep and that's why we need to make him think it's brilliant! If a lad is going to spend his time throwing a format I want it to be this dumbass one |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:50 pm |
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Heh
latest exchanges... (bold bits are mine)
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Bore da haliwr Frank
Oh dammo du, but those questions were tough ones!
I couldn't reply to you yesterday as I had to help Jones the post on his round.
But last night Megan asked me the questions, I gave my answers and she wrote them down.
Here they are:
(1)what is the name of the president of slovakia republic? Ivan Slobolotovitch
(2) who is the ambassador of Canada? Mr Ferrero Rocher
(3) Who was the formal captain of France? Valéry Giscard d'Estaing
I haven't checked or anything as that is not allowed is it?
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from Lad
to Me
date Fri, Jun 24, 2011 at 12:50 PM
subject Re: Answers
YOU ARE RIGHT AND THE ANSWERS WERE RIGHT SO ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO
FILL THE APPLICATION FORM SO THAT WE CAN PROCEED ON HOW YOU CAN TAKE
YOUR FLIGHT TO NIGERIA OKAY.
Applicant details needed
<snip>
-- Usual lad requirements --
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Did we expect any other kind of response?
BTW: 'haliwr' = w--k-r |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Posted:
Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:02 pm |
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Did we expect any other kind of response? |
Is that another question .. I have a headache now!
I want to see the worst possibe answers you could put and still have hiim say they are right ...
(1)what is the name of the president of slovakia republic? Arsehead?
(2) who is the ambassador of Canada? Your mother?
(3) Who was the formal captain of France? A bucket of turd water? |
_________________ Please do not contact anybody again expect me on here because they are many hijackers on internet SGT Tony Benson
OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Posted:
Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:03 pm |
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He's paying for accommodation and airfare, and only wants Agnes to pay the $100 registeration (sic) fee. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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Crazygaga
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jun 2011
Posts: 23
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:46 pm |
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Mr Tambourine Man wrote: |
He's paying for accommodation and airfare, and only wants Agnes to pay the $100 registeration (sic) fee. |
$100 What did you offer him to get it so cheap ?
He wants $240 off me and refuses to give me the times and dates of travel until I pay
Obviously I couldn't possibly pay until I have this information because I need to arrange time off work.
Twice now I have asked and I just get.
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The payment that you are asked to pay is for the registration fee and once you make that payment you will receive a code and the flight information in which you will use in coming to Nigeria and participating in the show okay. |
Does he expect people to pay this money without knowing the details? For the love of Sponge Bob please tell me people don't actually fall for this BS
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Posted:
Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:52 pm |
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I'm guessing he only asked $100 because MTM's character is only 10. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:38 pm |
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Probably. Although I've told him I'll "borrow" Pa's credit card when he's <strike>shitfaced</strike> drunk. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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bigal888
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 May 2011
Posts: 21
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Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:25 pm |
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After two days of baiting this guy I've got him way off track (although I don't think he ever had a track) and he's down to one line emails like this:
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tank i have try for you you are the daley you seif why not make the payment okay |
All want is a verification photo of him holding a sign in the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire offices! That's only because he sent me a link to the real Nigerian WWTBAM website, where I told him I applied and paid my fee to. He seemed really discouraged by that. Oh, but I promised to send him $2500 so he can grease the wheels on my already approved application. |
_________________ x3
"Not receiving the payment prior affirming the association to sending of these
documents is at landlords risk and shall thus, bear the hitch and glitch attached if any
should arise." - Cecil Abraham (my new landlord) |
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HarmlessBunny
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 May 2009
Posts: 546
Location: In a large cave, surrounded by bones
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Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:28 pm |
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I thought the Ambassador of Canada was Jean Poutine (lord of all gravy and cheese curd related covered fries. Yum). Either that or Czar Bobovich Rodriguez Illyvich the XXVII and a half.
Though regarding Ferro Rocher I have no complaints...damn I will have to buy some chocolate now...curses. |
_________________ x 7
x 2 (Hit-lad!)
( Salif/Moustapha Ibrahim)
( Hit-Lad Ali Moses aka Gomerboy Kelvin)
x 1 (Gomerboy tat), x 1 (cooperation with Entomologist)
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Dont you thing that you are a badstard or you are using goat brain? FULLblack goat. - Salif Ibrahim
MONKEY DEY WORK BABOO DEY CHOP IF YOU LIKE CHOP EM BUT GOD WILL GET YOU ONE DAY... - Kelvin, former hitman turned Gomerboy |
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Crazygaga
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jun 2011
Posts: 23
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Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:28 am |
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Well he finally gave me all the dates etc, but I couldn't make it due to me going to a stag night and my brothers wedding that weekend
I received this
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i want you to know that you can make the payment so that your name can be in our list.
Note that once your name is on our list you can come any time we have a show to participate okay. |
Surprised? lmao
Then as expected nothing with it being the weekend, then this morning I awoke to.
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GET BACK TO US WE HAVE A NEW PACKAGE FOROKAY |
Yeah of course he has I shall reply tomorrow asking for exact date of the other shows, as I'm very busy. |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:30 am |
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I decided I want in. I sent him this from the Ditz:
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Dear Mr Frank,
I received your email, and while I would love to travel to Africa, I must shamefully admit that I wouldn't compete very well, as I am not all that smart. anything to do with computers I especially struggle with.
Ditz |
ETA: I have a brainwave (which is a scary thought in itself)... enter Brandy, who would LOVE to be on the show, after all she Nigerian!:
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Dear Mr scammer,
That's fantastic news, while I am Florida studying, I will return to Port Harcourt during spring break to see my parents. Maybe I can be involved then
What do I do from here?
Brandy |
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_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:25 am |
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I haven't heard from him since Saturday.
I asked for some sample questions Sunday. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Posted:
Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:21 pm |
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Yep no reply to me either. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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con2011
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 Jun 2011
Posts: 10
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Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:20 pm |
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I sent this today
What do I need to do for a spot on your gameshow? Also, Can you mail me some preview questions beforehand? I want to be a millionaire, Thanks in advance
I recieved this
From: "Frank Edokwo"
Notice! Notice!! Notice!!!
Do you have all it takes to become a millionaire? If Yes then
you have just been invited to Nigeria for who wants to be a
millionaire Here comes a chance for you to become a Millionaire,Who
wants to be a millionaire is a game of luck and intelligence proudly
powered and sponsored by MTN,it involves asking and answering of
questions, the number of questions you answer the Number Of Money you
get.. any interested applicant should contact us at: and get
back to us with the full applicant details needed below for further
detail on the game..
Applicant details needed
Full Applicant Name:.............
Address:..........................
Country:........................
State:
City:......................
Sex:........................
Marital Stutes:.................
Age:....................
Attach an Identity Card:..............
About to have some fun with this |
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con2011
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 Jun 2011
Posts: 10
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Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:09 pm |
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con2011 wrote: |
I sent this today
What do I need to do for a spot on your gameshow? Also, Can you mail me some preview questions beforehand? I want to be a millionaire, Thanks in advance
I recieved this
From: "Frank Edokwo"
Notice! Notice!! Notice!!!
Do you have all it takes to become a millionaire? If Yes then
you have just been invited to Nigeria for who wants to be a
millionaire Here comes a chance for you to become a Millionaire,Who
wants to be a millionaire is a game of luck and intelligence proudly
powered and sponsored by MTN,it involves asking and answering of
questions, the number of questions you answer the Number Of Money you
get.. any interested applicant should contact us at: and get
back to us with the full applicant details needed below for further
detail on the game..
Applicant details needed
Full Applicant Name:.............
Address:..........................
Country:........................
State:
City:......................
Sex:........................
Marital Stutes:.................
Age:....................
Attach an Identity Card:..............
About to have some fun with this |
My reply..
Dear mr Edowkwo.....here is what you asked for..
Full Applicant Name - Ned Flanders
Address: 15 Springfield Heights
Country - United States
State - Springfield
Sex - Male
Marital Stutes - Married
Age - 60
I cannot send an indentity card because I don't have a scanner at home, if you need one, send me your mailing address and I will mail it to the studio..Please tell me what I need to do next..I cannot wait to be on the show
thats a simpsons character I used. |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:01 am |
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Could the mugu just try to get as many ID scans with as little effort as possible? Little does he know that he will get b....r all! |
_________________ X 2 X 25
Sister I was even filling the form with pains - Mariam Abacha
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con2011
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 Jun 2011
Posts: 10
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:40 pm |
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Recieved
i want you to know that we have paid for accommodation and the flight
all you need to do is to pay for the registration fee which cost
100usd only if you are interested to get the fee paid i will like you
to inform us so that i forward you the western union details okay
Sent
Where is the Accommodation, and when is the flight? Yes, send me the details and when I become a millionaire Mr Edokwo I am going to build a church and name it after you. I love you
Sent
Some friends from Springfield will be comming along with me to show support and cheer me on, such as Barney Gumble, Reverand Lovejoy, and my neighbour Homer, I was wondering if you could also get them accommodation and a flight? if thats not asking for too much
Recieved
hello,
all you have to do now is to inform us when to make the payment so
i can send you the payment information. as for your friends there
going to also pay for registration for the three of you now we now be
$300 just inform us when you can make the payment so i can send you
your document for the transfer okay..
Sent
Why do my friends have to pay to be in the audience? Send me the payment information so I can write a cheque Which will take a couple of days |
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chrishill2011
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Jun 2011
Posts: 59
Location: Middle Earth
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Posted:
Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:29 pm |
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After two days of baiting this guy I've got him way off track (although I don't think he ever had a track) and he's down to one line emails like this:
Quote:
tank i have try for you you are the daley you seif why not make the payment okay
All want is a verification photo of him holding a sign in the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire offices! That's only because he sent me a link to the real Nigerian WWTBAM website, where I told him I applied and paid my fee to. He seemed really discouraged by that. Oh, but I promised to send him $2500 so he can grease the wheels on my already approved application.[quote]
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No wonder he has been very reluctant with me, thats exactly what I asked him for! I have been consistently adding into my emails phrases such as"Frank, is that your final answer?" "Frank, I am a bit 50/50" "I'm going to need to call my friend" |
_________________ x2
YOU ARE CLEARVER ENOUGH , IF NOT SO, I COULD HAVE FUCK U HARD IN YOUR ASS WHEN U COME HERE - jerry smith
you have wasted a hard working mans time and now i will be slacked - Owen Hughes |
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