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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:10 am

Thought this was worth posting it here - apologies if not.

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FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE
ABUJA-NIGERIA
EMAIL:
ATTN: J3RRY POWELLS

LETTER OF INTENT

A power of attorney was forwarded to my office this morning by two gentle men , one of them is a Philippines national and he is ENGR . GILBERT M. USON by name while the other person is Mr Charles G. Bacome, by his name a Canadian national.

This gentle man claimed to be the representative of your company, and this power of attorney stated that you are dead. They brought an account to replace your account informations, to claimed your fund Which is now lying Dormant and Unclaimed. Rolling Eyes

Below is the new account they submitted to my office:

H.S.B.C BANK OF CHINA
QUEZON CITY, PHILIPPINES BRANCH
ACCOUNT NO. 2984-0008-66
SWIFT CODE. BOPIPHMM

Be further informed that this power of attorney also stated that you suffered and died of a throat cancer,You are therefore given 24hrs to confirm the truth in this information if you are still alive.

Be informed that any further delay from your side could be dengerous, as we would not be held responsible of wrong payment.

Due to we did not have a copy of your passport to confirm if you are the right person in the cops here or not, below is the burial pictures brought in confirmation that you are dead.

Regards.

(MR)
(FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE)FINANCE MINISTER.
http://www.fmf.gov.ng/portal/detail.php? link=permsec#

Followed by these Very Happy

Image snipped. It's an ITP and a hair distasteful to post -ghost

Please show your sympathies Twisted Evil

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

Ask for a copy of your death certificate proving you are the recently deceased person in question ....

Can't fault that logic can you?

Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:17 pm

Ask him how he knows for sure any inheritance isn't buried along with the deceased?

I fully intend taking mine with me when I go to stop my unworthy relatives squandering it.

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:29 pm

I would suggest that replies in the affirmative are few and far between.

"Yep .. that's me .. not my best side though"

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:32 pm

zombie bait?

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:00 pm

That guy ate my icon. Wink

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:45 pm

Does anybody still have the space-chimpanzee funeral photo? It was a scream.

Bruin

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:07 pm

^^ say what?

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:14 pm

There was a photo on this board, Jim, that baiters used several years ago. It was photoshopped from a mugu funeral photo, but substituted a chimp in a space suit for a photo of the decedent.

Bruin

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:16 pm

Here it is! Scroll down a bit to see it.

chimp-pic

Bruin

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Apr 2009 Posts: 375

I'm glad there are still "gentle men" out there in the world. I get tired of dealing with harsh, mean people.

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Posts: 182

My sympathies to you Bobdemol,
Imagine?? a total stranger having to tell you that you "snuffed it"

Shocked

PG

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:31 pm

@ BRUIN: you owe me a new pair of pants

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:19 am

Poor Bob. No more TAMBAMBLING for you. ♥

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you suffered and died of a throat cancer,You are therefore given 24hrs to confirm the truth in this information if you are still alive.

Yeah, I'm thinking zombie.

Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

windypops wrote:

Ask him how he knows for sure any inheritance isn't buried along with the deceased?

I fully intend taking mine with me when I go to stop my unworthy relatives squandering it.

They may have taken the cash out and slipped a check in there for him!

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:55 pm

I love the "are you dead" formats.

Let's see what he replys to this with. I'm betting I'll just get the next script.

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Yes that is me in the coffin. Please send me my money.

That chimp pic is hilarious I'd never seem that before. I liked the Dr Evil one too.

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:09 pm

I just read a sad RL story about a lady who almost got buried alive. There was quite an amusing comment though:

Ilikeagooddebate wrote:

Thousands upon thousands of people are buried alive when Doctors thought they were dead, I want a fully charged Mobile, A Torch, some water, a charged laptop, blanket, jumper, bread, fruit, flask of Tea, and a light fitted to the headstone so I can turn it on and off so someone will see it, Thats what I want in my coffin. Failing that I want to be left somewhere for a week to make sure I am dead.

Windypops wrote:

I fully intend taking mine with me when I go to stop my unworthy relatives squandering it.

You should have married me, Windy... Wink

Sorry, OT.

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:22 pm

N.O.R.A wrote:

You should have married me, Windy... Wink

Can you make fricadelle? Wink

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:33 pm

^I think my cook can make it. But only sans porc. Cool

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:32 pm

N.O.R.A wrote:

I think my cook can make it.

I'm undone. Laughing