Horny Goat Weed

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Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

I found this as one of the options in the condom dispenser in the bathroom of the dive bar I was having lunch at today. It had 'Beefcake' written all over it, so naturally I had to pony up the 75 cents to get it. I will personally 'bioassay' its effects and post the results.

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:58 pm

I predict that this will not end well.

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:07 pm

^^He is just begging for a custom tag. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

Uh should we lock up our goats??

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:35 pm

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:40 pm

The original horny goat weed

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Don't worry - it works!

This little twit says so!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhGQLyIN_kg&feature=related

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:31 am

@Koko.Dk I was thinking the same thing after Beefcake's post in another thread. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:33 am

^

Yeah well if the mods see this I'm sure he'll get a custom tag that they will choose for him. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:41 am

Johnny machines charging 75c for something? Blimey, they're all multiple quids here, for anything!

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:45 am

It's real and used in Chinese herbal products, primarily marketed as a male 'aphrodisiac.'

Quote:

What is Horny Goat Weed?
Other names: Epimedium, Yin Yan Huo

Horny goat weed is a leafy plant that is native to Asia and the Mediterranean region.

Horny goat weed has a long history of use in traditional Chinese medicine.

I doubt it's any safer than Ephedra, but that's just my opinion. Google is your friend...

@Beefie, I'd be much more curious about the list of 'inactive ingredients.' Yuck! Stay away from those bathroom vending machines!!!

As for Beefie's custom tag, I'm going to hide under the table now. It won't be pretty. Razz

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:19 am

Tell me when it is safe to come out!

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

Haters gonna hate! Laughing

That YouTube video ALMOST dissuaded me from 'bioassaying' the Horny Goat Weed, but I ain't going down like that! I'ma have a go at it tomorrow morning.... Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:50 am

YES! According to the video it will give me anything I want! Laughing

Be right back, gotta make a list of things I want.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:56 am

^^^
More shoes perhaps??? Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:28 pm

Did I read that wrapper right? Silica? That's either sand or ground glass buddy...yeeccchhh!!!

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

And down the hatch they go...

Badger, I looked up silica and apparently it's used by the body to help absorb vitamins, of which Horny Goat Weed must be one otherwise why would silica be in there?

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:20 am

It's also in those "do not eat" pouches that seem to be popular as a dessicant (prevents rust and moisture).

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

OK, Horny Goat Weed is DEFINITELY NOT vitamins. I stand corrected Badger, sorry. Embarassed

It's more like 4 cups of strong coffee jam-packed into two awful little pills. For most of my afternoon I was all like...

That said, I'm leaving the Horny Goat Weed to the Goat

ETA: BAH! Ninja'd! Badger, you're so Cool

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:37 am

Read what the Junkies have to say

( 'Simon, UK' is only 21 but apparently now looks about 90 )................................

http://www.horny-goatweed.com/testimonials.php

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:14 pm

That stuff likely would turn my stomach inside out.

Plus there is nothing wrong with my sex drive, near middle age and I'm still a raging machine!! Dancing Banana

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:00 pm

I like Horny Goat Beer (especially the wheat beer).

http://www.hornygoatbrewing.com/wordpress/

(not the same thing I guess...)

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:37 pm

That stuff is probably just

with a more interesting wrapper.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 May 2011 Posts: 21

My husband has a bottle of this that he ordered on impulse from one of those vitamin websites. Razz

Doesn't work. (at least for those men that have a problem with duration, not drive or starting.) Wink

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:37 am

I'd love to know why men are so obsessed with being able to go at it "all night", I mean are women really looking for a guy who can possibly give them friction burns?