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Slightlyoutofit
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:32 am |
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And if you already live there, think about moving out.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798
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A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion.
The authority received a Freedom of Information request which said provisions to deal with an attack, often seen in horror films, were poor.
The "concerned citizen" said the possibility of such an event was one that councils should be aware of. |
With the threat of the Zombie Apocalypse ever looming on the horizon, I find it shocking that any authority would treat the chances of being eaten by zombies with such flippancy.
Just WTF am I paying my Council Tax for if it's not to be protected from the Hordes of Undead? I don't need my bins emptied when some ghoul has eaten my brain, do I? I'm not going to need the services of a local school when my entrails are being feasted on by a ravenous mob. I've a good mind to complain and take this all the way to Downing Street. Come on Leicester - sort it out before it's too late.
Disgusting behaviour from our elected officials. Truly disgusting. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:39 am |
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^^ You Sir, have fecking lost it
Go buy a .50 Barrett
I would put money that you were the *concerned* citizen that has caused this outrage
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Gimli
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Joined: 28 Jan 2011
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Location: Middle-Earth
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Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:01 am |
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I have no idea if my city is prepared for a zombie apocalypse, but I know I am. Countless drunken conversations with friends on just what to do in case of zombie attack have resulted in a zombie-proof survival plan that I'm ready to implement at the first sign of brain eating  . |
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Jim Morrison
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Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:32 am |
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http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html |
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Baitsamurai
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Joined: 30 Mar 2010
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Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:30 pm |
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I always have shovel, a basbat and a samurai sword ready... just in case...
as long as we have "Romero Zombies" and no "Boyle Zombies" everybody will be fine... |
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Cougar
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Joined: 16 Apr 2009
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Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:56 pm |
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Don't forget about the mutations. Not zombies, not whatever they started out as... like the Lickers in RE. |
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Baitsamurai
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Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:11 pm |
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http://theoatmeal.com/comics/zombie_how
we are all going to die 
thank you SOOI for bringing me back at this point...
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Olly3008
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Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:14 pm |
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Zombieland, the 28 days later film series and other zombie films and Stephen King books have taught me all i need to know on how to survive.
1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
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Baitsamurai
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Joined: 30 Mar 2010
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Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:38 pm |
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but mind this
http://www.cracked.com/article/126_5-popular-zombie-survival-tactics-that-will-get-you-killed/ |
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bohigal
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Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:42 pm |
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^^^I don't understand the bit about taking a bite out of a squirrel. |
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Baitsamurai
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Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:50 pm |
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^^^  I just wanted to taste... |
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Badgerbait
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Joined: 07 Jan 2009
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Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:16 am |
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One's city /town need not be prepared as long as YOU are prepared. |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Joined: 14 Oct 2010
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Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:42 am |
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Dang, we are preparing for a depression here, now I have to look out for a zombie invasion! My relatives are from the Transylvanian Alps and I always have garlic, a cross and a silver bullet. Will that help? |
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BluthBanana
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
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Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:02 pm |
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This poor town of Leicester doesn't even acknowledge any kind of apocolypse
http://www.leicesterma.org/ |
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Baitsamurai
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Joined: 30 Mar 2010
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Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:01 am |
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to be honest:
Leicester looks like one of the places where an apocalypse would change things to the better... |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:54 pm |
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Well, I'm safe.
(I have a DVD of 'Shaun of the Dead')
This is 'Good Advice':
In an imminent Zombie invasion where the undead are walking about hungry and you are on their menu, there is only one course of action you can possibly take:
Head For The PUB!
That is all.
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