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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:56 am

If anyone wants this one I'll send the headers too, but the mangled up English is funny enough Very Happy

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YOUR URGENT ATTENTION IS NEEDED OR CALL MR.KELLY MARCEL:Telphone:+229-994-514-46 FOR YOUR ATM CARD.

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MR.KELLY MARCEL

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Attention. My Dear.

this is Mrs.Inga-Britt Ahlenius. i am here to inform you that I went to
courier they refuse to accept the card been register to there
company due to allegation people are laying on them, about three companies
refuse carry on the delivery because there required many time from me, but
only company that agree to carry on the delivery is UPS COURIER COMPANY on
one condition, as they found out that the card is not having insurance
coverage on it, more I rush to insurance company to check the cost of
insurance coverage, which they check the value of the money been loaded into
debit card, which the cost of insurance is $76.

The atm card is still with me as am talking with you right now, please don't
reply to any email from those address, don’t ever try to contact any of those
email.

reconfirm your infornmation below for the delivery of your atm card.

YOUR FULLY ADDRESS.........
FULLY NAME...............
TELPHONE..........
ID CARD ATTACH..............

Send the insurance coverage fee immediately so that I can move with insurance
company to insure your card as soon as possible, send the fee with payment
information below.

Receiver Name…………………………………………John Ngosine
Miller
City………………………………………………..Cotonou
Country………………………………………….Republic Of
Benin
Text Question………………………………… What Year?
Answer………………………………………….2011
Amount…………………………………………$76
PAYMENT DETAILS TO SEND TO US
Money transfer control number (MTCN)
Senders Name.........
i am waiting for your urgent respond with the payment details.

Note: this advice never reply to any order address than this address just for
your own good and security too If you send the money please alert me on email

if I confirm the payment of $76 with the recipient name I gave you yesterday
and the other day, then I will move your atm card to the insurance company
where it will be insured for you, then from the place I move to UPS COURIER
to register the card with them, as soon as am back I will forward the tracking
from UPS for you to monitor it through your home pc.

yours in sevice,

Mr.Kelly Marcel
Telphone:+22999451446

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

It's confusing enough to work out which of the three people named you are actually dealing with here.

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:41 am

76$? They are getting cheap

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:02 pm

^^^ I think it is an economics thing. The fewer scammers, price goes up; the more scammers, the price goes down. The old Supply and Demand Theory of Samuelson. Wink

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:31 pm

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due to allegation people are laying on them

I'd be fed up as well. Actually it depends who is laying on you.