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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Wed May 25, 2011 12:29 pm |
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Hmmm I'm embarassed just thinking about this "woman" Joy Brown - let alone reading her mails. But I recently got a bank account out of her so feel I should share a little of her sex talk in exchange for my piggy.
This all happened unprompted by the way. She was writing to The Haz - a burger cook. And she spelt cook wrong and asked "how's my cock doing?" to which I innocently replied:
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You're a Designer? Cool. You know about pretty clothes. And underwear. What's your favourite? I'll add you on the messenger baby. Your cock is doing just fine but it would look better with you sitting on it : )
ROCK N ROLL!!! |
There then followed in pretty much each email the most filthy descriptions of the carnal act. It starts fairly gently but later - seriously don't read on if you're easily offended or at work. Oh and there appear to be some gender issues to. Who exactly is wearing the trousers in this relationship?
.i will be glad to meet you online after you
have add me on your messenger list..mmm i will be hot and horny sitting on your dong as i ride you generate a lot of sensational feelings
am really hot and horny in here afer reading your mail.I also enjoy chatting
with you last time.can i know your time schedule so that we can meet onlne and know each other well and share our sex fantasies through chatting...How is my dong doing in between your legs? mmm i wish my tongue on it sucking him and my balls. my dear one i need a kiss
from a special one like you.cant imagine the day i will be in your arms..I ahve been thinking about you all the time..Dear you can fuck all the holes i got as far as am all yours.fucking my pussy hole, asshole, throat and in between my legs..wow..wish for a good fuck from you sweetheart.
The money request comes and it's for a visa and a MEDICAL EXAMINATION (I'm not surprised!)
hi babe,
am with much pleasure to write to you..How is your health??what about my dong?...wow cant wait to hold him and pose cow girl as i look into your eyes and ride m y darling..i wanna hear you screaming and moaning..i want you to fuck me good since it along time i enjoyed fucking fuck...come closer and make me horny.
my love, with the medical examination the doctor will take my blood sample to test for malaria parasite, typhoid fever, H1N1,hYPERTITIS B , HYPERTITIS A , HIV AIDS, PNEAUMONIA ETC.., NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY PUSSY.
my love,
am missing you..How is your health? i hope you are doing great and my cock missing me and await toi fuck me good so that iu can scream and moan..
dear, here are my details to send the money to me....
hi my beloved one,
really glad to meet you and just imagine how u will straddle your on the entrance of my pussy...mmmmm i need to hold your cock and never let you go away from me...I will be waiting to hear from you all the time so that i will apply for the visa and reach you.have a nice time and take good care of yourself.your pussy await for you..lots of kisses and love....
hi dear,
am with much pleasure to write to you. How are you doing? I hope you are doing great there as i have missed you darling...How is my cock doing in betwqeen your legs? mmmmm im wish am close to you so that i will suck this big cock , together with my balls...mmmmmmmmi love that...
here are my details..
i will have to go to korle bu teaching hospital with the agent of the travel and tour agency and pay for the cost for the medical examination and also the visa fee..my love
can i have your cell phone number? i will be glad to hear your voice on phone
mmm my pussy awaits for your hard cock..mmmmmwanna hold it and fumble with it as i straddle against my pussy
lot of love
joy
The Haz my beloved,
am with much pleasure to write to you..how are you doing? I hope you are doing great as am also fine missing you.my pink pussy needs you to fuck and fumble with my holes...mmm you fuck my pussy hole, asshole, throat, in between my legs, spread cum on me so that we will be swimming in a pool of sperms....cant imagine our first night. sex fantasies and good sex i may call it, though it not yet the day..
my love, send the money to my land lady. here are her bank account information.
my love,
i missed u my darling....i ant wait to be in ur arms...how is my cock doing in between your legs????
How is the climatic condition over there now? well if u still encountering any problem,
let me know.cant imagine as u straddle your hard big cock against the walls of my vagina
mmmmmm love u to hold you so soon. i need a kiss from a special one like you..Have you
tried western union money transfer? www.wu.com
I wish the best for you in all your endeavors as am waiting for you to fuck all my hole,
so that i will be screaming and moaning.....i will be so glad then
lots of hugs, love and kisses
How are u doing\? I hope you are doing great as i have missed you here.
mmmm How is my cock doing? i wish i can hold it and get my mouth vlose to it so that i will suck your cock and balls...mmmmm suck the prepuce of my cock till i hear you screaming and moaning....mmmmm dear, i need you close to pound my pussy due to the fact that it a long time since i enjoyed making love..cant imagine the day i will be in your arms , exchanging alot of sex fantasies and good sex..
Dear, i told you already that i will need 750
Sorry everyone. Truly. I never asked for it. It just happened. |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed May 25, 2011 3:37 pm |
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And people say we don't suffer for our art... SHEESH |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Wed May 25, 2011 4:51 pm |
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I can understand...ops...Lenore can!
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"you are a fool for pulling that one on me ... EAT A DICK AND DIE SLOW." Collin |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Wed May 25, 2011 6:10 pm |
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I'll have you know that I did not read it! |
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Wed May 25, 2011 6:27 pm |
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I and Phil know that you never read that! Only don't ask!
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Yoruba
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 May 2011
Posts: 21
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Thu May 26, 2011 8:45 am |
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I am seriously disturbed. |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Sun May 29, 2011 4:24 am |
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@ Youruba, welcome to the seriously disturbing world of Romance Baiting!
It takes a strong stomach (and a serious alcohol collection) to put up with the crap we sometimes get. But the lad pain is always worth it! |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:17 am |
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^^ Chrys is right. Love baiting does require a certain numbness in the brain's shock department!
Joy is still filthy:
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my love,
am glad to write to you..how are you doing? I hope u are doing great as am missing you here..
Darling, my computer was spoilt..can i have your phone number? i still love you and wanna meet you..when can we meet online?
how is my big cock doing in between your legs..wanna get my tongue on it and suck till u scream and moan to cum...will the money come if they use that swift code? i weanna come to you
lots of love, hugs and kisses to
joy |
Well I gave her a K7 free voicemail number and she left a message! It's a man pretending to be a woman - who would have thought? In a high-pitched squaky voice he says:
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"Hi Babeee!! This is . Just read your email. I wish I can hear your voice on the phone. Anyway, , I'm missing you. Have a nice time and take good care of yourself OK? And I wish you can use the new swiftcode number. I wanna hear from you all the time. So have a nice time and take good care of yourself OK? <kissing noises>" |
I'll try and use the new swiftcode for her bank transfer but I have a feeling that it will be denied as I already tried that bank account (and gave it to Alan!) I think I might need a different account. Hopefully Joy will phone again and if it's a good one I'll try and host the audio somewhere. His voice is funny!!!
Love Phil X |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:39 am |
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Euuurgh
I can only hope that this lad will generate enough self-loathing to eventually pass himself. Meanwhile, in England -
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:16 am |
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I knew coming over to this forum was a bad idea
Guys and Gals I have the uppermost respect of your work here...
but I will leave now and start crying in foetus position...
that has ruined internet porn for days... |
_________________ PROTECT VICTIMS - POST SCAMMAILS: SCAMWARNERS
"u dis fucking ingrate, *DELETED*!"
"YOU ARE VERY VERY STPEID MAN FUK YOU WITH YOUR MONEY"
"you are a thief i know you ....fbi is coming for you"
"YOU WILL RUST IN HELL YOU BASTERD"
"I don't mean no disrespect but i don't like that word cunning,I mean this is a charity work for Christ's sake"
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C0nv0y/P4tr1ck Co-Bait with Boris_YELLsome: Lagos-Abuja-Lagos-Cotonou
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:41 pm |
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@ baitsamurai
Romance baiting takes a particular kind of perv -er -baiter... This wouldn't affect my porn at all! |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:44 pm |
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@nailgunner. Ah the *DELETED* legend lives on. Surely you're not comparing a man pretending to be a woman writing to a man pretending to be another man describing how he would like to "swim in sperm" with that man to that particular eye-burning atrocity are you?
@baitsamurai I'm sure you were warned. But you didn't listen did you? Oh no. You have dipped your toe into the murky waters. Now you just have to wade in a little deeper and then…take the plunge.
Oh, and you think it ruins intrenet pron? Try RL love-making without thinking of swiftcodes! |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:25 pm |
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^^^ I always think about swift codes and proxyserver and new forms... if somebody asks I tell them I think about soccer and cars |
_________________ PROTECT VICTIMS - POST SCAMMAILS: SCAMWARNERS
"u dis fucking ingrate, *DELETED*!"
"YOU ARE VERY VERY STPEID MAN FUK YOU WITH YOUR MONEY"
"you are a thief i know you ....fbi is coming for you"
"YOU WILL RUST IN HELL YOU BASTERD"
"I don't mean no disrespect but i don't like that word cunning,I mean this is a charity work for Christ's sake"
x84 x124
C0nv0y/P4tr1ck Co-Bait with Boris_YELLsome: Lagos-Abuja-Lagos-Cotonou
Don't ever worry about seeming stupid. We're baiters. We do a lot of silly things in our baits. (Ima Baeder) |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:59 am |
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^^^ Well here's something to put you off mealtimes, Baitsamurai - It's the Sound of Joy!!
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=204381
Oh, and she gave me another piggy! What a lovely lad(y) |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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PG Malone
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jan 2010
Posts: 182
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Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:57 pm |
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I have come to the conclusion that you are being "scammed" by non other than Kirmit the frog.
At one point only my dog could hear "her"!!!!!!!!!
Regards PG |
_________________ If only they could!! x9
An unfortunate member of "The Todger club 2011"
THEY ARRESTED TWO OF MY FRIENDS AND DETAINED THEM IN A POLICE CUSTODY, ACCUSING THEM OF ABUSING CURRENCY.
You are Unworthy of my complimentary ending, bastard
Unfortunately,we were happily married for 13 years |
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Hary.H
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jun 2011
Posts: 31
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Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:26 am |
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Thanks for that. |
_________________ --: and make you mourn and stream for me till each other explode in the love zone |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:21 am |
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^^ Yep. Sorry about that Hary.H. I know that's some pretty scuzzy stuff but hey! I didn't start the fire but I'm certainly fanning the flames.
@ PG Malone Kermit the Frog? Don't you mean Miss Piggy? (Especially as she's been so generous with the bank trophies) I asked her to speak more clearly (a few octaves down would help too) and she sends me this - filthy girl:
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My love,
am filled with love and happiness to read from you. How is your health, not forgetting my hard cock? Well, I know all will be well soon for the both of us so that we can meet. Im always worried when i dont hear your voice of on phone.
It may be due to the distance that u dont hear me..i will do my best to talk veru slow and louder so that you can hear what am saying...need you balls in my mouth to hear you scream to cum..i wanna taste you cum, babe...How is the weather there now?
My favourite colour is black...sometimes wine...or white
i hope to read from you my darling..i love you THE HAZ
LOVE XXXXXXX
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Now I'm off for a shower. Where's that bleach?
Love Phil X |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:25 am |
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^^^ How could the Haz forget her large cock??? |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:13 pm |
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^^
But what bothers me, Chrys, is how exactly does THIS work?
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i will do my best to talk veru slow and louder so that you can hear what am saying...need you balls in my mouth |
Surely that will only make her more muffled and indistinct? |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:25 pm |
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Unless her idea of big balls are pea sized. |
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Sister I was even filling the form with pains - Mariam Abacha
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:37 pm |
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^^ Maybe, Jeanette. She seems to have some strange ideas about size.
Not only are her breasts as big as a website but her/my/whoever's cock she's talking about would have to be about 6ft if she wants to do the cha-cha-cha!
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my love,
am with much pleasure to wqrite to such an important person in my life..How is my cock doing? mmmmm wanna hold it and dance it it rythm..i love you..
my bra size is 36 com my love...
lots of hugs and kisses |
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_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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Crazygaga
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jun 2011
Posts: 23
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:44 pm |
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Can I open my eyes yet?
I thought about taking the dating scam route, but my god I'm so glad I didn't |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:43 pm |
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^^^ It's NEVER safe to open your eyes in the romance forums
Welcome to Eater by the way |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:12 am |
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@Crazygaga Don't worry not all love date baits end up in the sewer of the lad's mind - some only go as far as the gutter! |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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Hellchambers
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Mar 2011
Posts: 22
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Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:04 pm |
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just heard the recording. fucking funny shit. Im just beginning love and date baiting and I must say its definitely a little trickier than car sales baiting |
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