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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:47 pm |
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Here is a list of the available positions for a Dairy Farm recently sent to me by a lad.
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1. VETERINARY DOCTORS
2. HEALTH DOCTORS
3. AGRONOMIST.
4. HEALTH SCIENCE.
5. NURSE.
6. AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE / ENGINEERING.
7. GEOGRAPHY AND RELIGIONAL PLANNING.
8. ARCHITECTURAL.
9. GEOLOGY
10. ANIMAL SCIENCE AND HUSBANDRY.
11. ELECTRICAL /ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING
12. ECONOMICS.
13. ACCOUNTING AND FINANCE /BANKING AND FINANCES.
14. BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION / MARKETING.
15. BOTANY.
16. HOTICULTURE.
17. STATISTICS /MATHEMATICS.
18. PUBLIC RELATION.
19. ADVERTISING / PUBLISHING
20. ART AND DESIGN.
21. MASS COMMUNICATION.
22. CIVIL ENGINEERING.
23. ENGLISH / LITERATURE.
24. LAW /INTERNATIONAL AND CIVIL LAW.
25. MECHANICAL ENGINEERING.
26. TEACHING.
27. TOURISM /MANAGEMENT.
28. CATHERING MANAGEMENT.
29. MARITIME.
30. OCEANOGRAPHY.
31. PHILOSOPHY.
32. ENVIRONMENTAL RESOURCES MANAGEMENT.
33. COMPUTER TECHNICIAN/SCIENCE /PROGRAMMER |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:13 pm |
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23. ENGLISH / LITERATURE. |
Well, no one wants illiterate cows. |
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:23 pm |
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Or illiterate lads...
I also wonder about the need for
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24. LAW /INTERNATIONAL AND CIVIL LAW.
26. TEACHING.
27. TOURISM /MANAGEMENT.
28. CATHERING MANAGEMENT.
29. MARITIME.
30. OCEANOGRAPHY.
31. PHILOSOPHY.
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Oceanography? Tourism? Philosophy?
I have already responded that I am an Oceanographer, which makes working on a dairy farm a natural fit. |
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"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:25 pm |
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^^^ Hey "hoticulture" is what we do in Zones 9 and 10 of the USA for gardening work............
I did wonder about:
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28. CATHERING MANAGEMENT |
Would that be a type of catheterization or the catering business! |
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TheDane
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Joined: 13 Aug 2010
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:28 pm |
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This looks a bit like a charity scam I got and passed on to subway... a different list, but just as many items on it. |
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:50 pm |
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The intro letter mentioned work permits and visas...I am guessing some fees may be involved? (however, they are saying the jobs are in Canada and my character happens to be Canadian...what luck!) |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:56 pm |
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Maritime and Oceanography intrigue me. Do you realize that we could feed the starving poor of the world with aquatic cows?
Who knew that mugu science had advanced to his level?
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:01 pm |
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Starting an agricultural cult:
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RELIGIONAL PLANNING |
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HarmlessBunny
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 May 2009
Posts: 546
Location: In a large cave, surrounded by bones
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:31 pm |
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Oceanography? Well those Dolphin Farmers, they need to make sure that those Dolphins continue to produce milk and take care of the calfs.
Not to mention Crab wrangling. I nearly lost a crop not that long ago! It is good for tourism, but always with the lawsuits when some kid gets injured! YEESH! The mighty oceans of Alberta and Saskatchewan are pretty brutal and make tough crabs (for those who are Canadian, you may get that.) |
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:20 pm |
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Philosophy: ask him to specify. Nietzsche? Kant? Wittgenstein? that would involve some serious googling for him |
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:38 pm |
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Great news !
I have gotten the job as Oceanographer for the dairy farm.
Here is my new salary.
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Professional workers income state;
Monthly gross income salary earned; $10,654.
Tax deduction 21%.
Gratuity 12%
Monthly net income salary earned: NOT YET EVALUATED
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Apparently, I have to tip in this job. Seems reasonable. I believe most Oceanography job salaries include a gratuity. |
_________________ "THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
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vonpaso xlura
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Joined: 10 Apr 2011
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Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:18 am |
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So are you going to take care of the manatee, the dugong, or the Steller's sea cow? Or are you just going to cather the hotis? Or is Catherine going to do that? |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:23 am |
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The Gratuity must be the union dues.
Oceanography I can understand, as cows like to swim, but TEACHING?
Everyone knows you can't teach an old cow new tricks. |
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PG Malone
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Joined: 30 Jan 2010
Posts: 182
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Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:38 am |
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Now i have "Herd" it all.!!
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:10 pm |
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I got some additional details about my new position.
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here are various specified areas of job position under your name .
.ASSISTANT INSPECTING STAFF UNDER LAND SITE VIEW DEPARTMENT .
Some map out site view are swamping , we need good skill Oceanographer to join the Geologist to carried out proper job for future development of farm land and effectiveness.
OCEANOGRAPHER . |
I really had no idea Oceanographers evaluated farm land. |
_________________ "THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:59 pm |
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Wow, I was able to get the job position I wanted.
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I Mr Hamilton Joel,the human resource manager of Hamilton farms in Canada had offer you the position of Supreme Oceanic Ocean Oceanographer |
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_________________ "THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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Morgain Le Fay
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Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:50 pm |
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^^^ Wonder how many more times the lad can get "ocean" into the title? |
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HarmlessBunny
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 May 2009
Posts: 546
Location: In a large cave, surrounded by bones
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Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:41 am |
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^^
As we all know Hamilton, Ontario has quite an abundance of Oceanic Ocean Farms! The city mascot is the Hamilton Humbolt Squid after all! Though the ravenous seals ruined quite a big crop of Calamari back in the crisis of '97 (curse those Seals!)
You know...maybe I should talk to this lad. Perhaps he is interested in starting a farm in the coastal port of Edmonton or Red Deer |
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N N N
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Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:42 am |
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You guys are really messing with the little bit of Canadian geography I thought I had ... |
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