Togo Lad In Denial About Mr Gomer Chop

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Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:23 am

Togo lads really seem to have short fuses and anger very easily. I needed
some cheap thrills and a possible death threat, and I found a perfect lad to
annoy. This email had a few good elements in it, and caught my attention. Smile

I was definitely in the mood to talk to her, woman to woman, as my female voice morphed character, Busty. I was deeply concerned about her "low mentality" son. Smile

from MRS. ELIZABETH GIKANDI [email protected]
reply-to [email protected]
to
date Tue, May 24, 2011 at 12:08 AM
subject GREETINGS FROM MRS.ELIZABETH GIKANDI.

hide details 12:08 AM (12 hours ago)

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Dearest One,

I hope you receive this message in good health,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your contact from the International web site directory, prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by their recommendations I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

My name is Mrs. Elizabeth, the wife of late Mr. Edmundo Gikandi who was a Cocoa merchandise before his death in the year 2008; we were married for twenty years with only one child Charles who is 17 year old now, When my husband was alive we deposited the sum of Fourtheen Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars (USD$14,500,000.00) in a bank here and this money is still with the bank up till this moment. My worries now and reason of contacting you is that my doctor notified me recently that I have less than one (1) months to live due to my Stroke and Cancer problem but the one that bothers me most is the Cancer problem which has developed to a very high and dangerous stage.

Having known my health condition I decided to donate part of this money to a good charity organizations and orphanage homes, to use some part of the money for charity and orphanage and to invest the rest of the money for good business in your country for my only Son so that he will have a better future. I also took this decision because my husband relatives are not honest with my husband when he was alive, they are enemies of progress and don't have the fear of God in them and I have to avoid them from having any idea about this money.

I want my son to inherit the fund but he cannot carry out this alone due to his younger age with his low mentality and to keep my Late husbands relative away from having any idea about this Deposit because they are many and are always around to monitor us I took this bold decision to contact you personally as a foreigner for assistance so that the bank can transfer the money out of this Country in your name as my foreign partner once I present you.

As soon as I hear from you I shall direct you to the bank where the money was deposited and explain in full details all you need to know about this matter. Please I want you and your family to always pray for my healing and always be prayerful to God in all the days of your life. We are now in Togo where we are due to the crisis in Ivory Coast and which the branch of the bank here can also transfer the fund to you.

Looking forward to hear from you ASAP.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Elizabeth Gikandi.
Tel +228 5216978
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from Busty
to [email protected]
date Tue, May 24, 2011 at 1:15 PM

subject: your poor little darling son

Dearest Mrs. Elizabeth,

I'm dismayed by your recent predicament. I would like to make sure that
your little moronic darling son gets his rightful inheritance
Please call me.

Warmest regards,

Busty
xxx-xxx-xxxx
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from Elizabeth Gikandi [email protected]
to Busty
date Tue, May 24, 2011 at 1:58 PM

subject Re: Dearest Busty. I can trust you.

Dearest Busty,

Thanks for accepting to help me and for your prompt response to my
mail with your indication of interest to follow up this transaction
with me.I am so delight for your good response, I want you to know that it
took me time to make this decision and I have prayed for God
directives before I made up my mind to contact you because i was
afraid not to let this fund enter into a wrong hand, it is a thing of
joy to know that I did not make any mistake by contacting you and this
goes to show that our relationship is ordained by the Lord because you
gave a very honest report of yourself and stand about this project.

Please, render me this Christianity help with a sincere heart and mind
because all my hope now is in you, I'm Your Christian Sister and I
have decided to confide in you with the hope that you will not betray
me after the bank might have transferred this fund to your account, I
want you to know that for years now, I was in pains without any person
around me, no Brother no uncles or friends include with the condition
of my health but God had kept me and my Son until now, which I believe
that I will live once again no matter that the Doctors said I will die
soon but I have strong Faith in God that once Arrived In Your country
there will be a way out to cure me by the grace of God.

You will open up communication with the bank right now by contacting
them through their email address according to my discussion with them
on your behalf after i have forwarding your information's to them, the
bank director said the fund will be transferred directly to your
account through INTERNATIONAL KTT MONEY DIRECT TRANSFER without any
problem so i told them that you will be contacting them any moment
from now, and they are only waiting to hear from you to
officiallycommence for the transfer process.

As soon as you read this massage contact the bank through the below
informations and let them know that you are our foreign trustee and I
Mrs. Elizabeth. Gikandi directed you to contact them for the release and
transfer of our fund deposited with them by my Late Husband Mr.
Edmundo before his death as I have already informed them about you.

HERE IS THE CONTACT OF THE BANK BELOW
ECOWAS BANK FOR INVESTMENT AND DEVELOPEMENT (EBID)
127 BOULEVARD DU 13 JANVIER LOME-TOGO.
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT.
CONTACT PERSON: MR. CHRISTIAN ADOVELANDE (PRESIDENT)
TELEPHONE : +228 831 45 86
EMAIL: ([email protected])
BANK IBN: 002

When contacting the bank please quote below information's to them:

The account number (0082155920122)
The depositor (Mr Edmundo Gikandi)
The money was deposited on the 15-06-2005.
The amount deposited: US$14,500,000.00M (Fourtheen Million Five
Hundred Thousand USD)

Please contact the Bank immediately after reading this message because
they are waiting to hear from you and also plan with you on how the
Money will be transfer to your Account. After you contact the bank
also get back to me so that I will know what is going on.

Thanks and my regards to your family,
Yours Beloved Sister In The Lord.
Mrs. Elizabeth. Gikandi.

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from Busty
to Elizabeth Gikandi <[email protected]>
date Tue, May 24, 2011 at 3:01 PM
subject Re: Dearest Busty. I can trust you.

Please tell the banker to call me.
Thanks,
Busty

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from Elizabeth Gikandi [email protected]
to Busty
date Tue, May 24, 2011 at 4:09 PM
subject Re: Dearest Busty.Please contact the bank first.

Dearest Busty,

Thanks for your reply.
I have alraedy forwarded your informations to the bank but you should
please contact the bank as well and I believe that the bank will call
you in return. I will even advise you to call the bank yourself
please.Hope to hear from you soonest as you contacts the bank as I
have directed you to do.
Have a nice day.
Mrs.Elizabeth Gikandi
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Busty Strumpet to Elizabeth
show details May 25 (12 days ago)

Dearest Mrs. Elizabeth,

Please tell the banker to call me.
Thanks,
Busty
xxx-xxx-xxxx
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Elizabeth Gikandi to me
show details May 25 (12 days ago)

Dearest Busty,

The banker said the he called you but your phone was on answering
machine. Please call the bank by the number that I have already given
to you.
Regards
Mrs.Elizabeth
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Busty to Elizabeth
show details May 25 (11 days ago)

Dearest Mrs. Elizabeth,

The banker did not leave any message on my answering machine, and i have no indication that he
even called at all. He might be lying to you. Tell him to stop playing gmaes, and get serious about this
thing, ok?

Thanks,
Busty
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Lazyass lads won't call my number, so I can talk about her moronic little fake son. So it's time for a DOLLACHOP!! Evil or Very Mad

They are ruining their fun! Evil or Very Mad

from Busty
to Elizabeth Gikandi
date Sun, Jun 5, 2011
subject the banker called.

Dearest Elizabeth,

I got a call from the banker, Mr. Gomer, and I sent him the fees he requested.
Everything will be fine and I will collect the money to help you very soon.
Thanks for being so patient with me.

Warmest regards,
Busty
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from Elizabeth Gikandi
to Busty
date Mon, Jun 6, 2011
subject Re: the banker called.

You are a liar because you did not contact the bank and the banker did
not contact you.
Bye
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Busty Strumpet to Elizabeth
Mon, Jun 6, 2011

Dearest Elizabeth,

Watch your tongue! I am not a liar! Mr. Gomer of ECOWAS Bank called me, not your man Mr. Christian.
Mr. Gomer explained to me that since Mr. Christian refused to contact me, that he would sack him, and
take care of this transaction himself, personally. So, you see, there is nothing to worry about. Mr. Christian
was a lazy slacker, and that is what I told Mr. Gomer. He assured me that I will not have to deal with that
unprofessional, unmotivated, and incompetent fool again. I sent the fees of $5,000 to him, and I expect payment
to my acount within 48 business hours. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Busty
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from Elizabeth Gikandi
to Busty
date Mon, Jun 6, 2011
subject Re: YOU ARE LIAR AND A FOOL DONT WRITE ME AGAIN

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Busty to Elizabeth
Mon, Jun 6, 2011

Dear Elizabeth,

You must be delirious or something from being sick, as no real Christian woman would ever say such
things to another woman like me, calling her a liar. Mr. Gomer DID call me. He said he was Mr. Christian's
boss. He was a very nice man, and treated me with respect, as most real bankers do. I have no reason to
believe he was not who he said that he was. He said he knew Mr. Christian intimately, and he has not liked
the way that he has been treating the bank's customers lately. He said he would take care of things for me, with
trust and 100% risky free guarantees of successful conclusions. What could I think, but that he was Mr. Christian's boss? He even knew the bank's address, etc. He told me that the Lagos Nigeria Branch would take over the transaction, as it was transferred over there. I really do not know what your problem is, but it seems that you need to rest, and things will be just fine in two days time. Get well, and God Bless.

Busty
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Let's see what they do after a couple of days. Mr. Gomer might have to email them and/or taunt them. I will not be denied! Laughing

If anyone else wants to pick up and bait this lad, please chop them with Mr. Gomer at the payment stage. I wanna make another believer out of this lad. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

I am onto him/her.

we will see how it reacts to being chopped a vice chairman

Quote:

Hello Liz
it is terrible to hear about your child.
We usually put them down or leave them out the front of orphanages so we dont have to deal with them.
I emplore you for sticking with it.

So how can i be of assistance to you?

Max

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:59 am

Lou Smorals has just sent an offer to help.

Needless to say,our old friend Gomer will come into play some time in the future.

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:22 am

tempered lads are the best Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:27 am

^^^
I love them.

There's nothing better than a lad who throws all his toys out of his pram the minute there's a small "technical hitch".

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:34 am

Right,my man Lou Smorals is in the game.

A few things you should know about Lou:-

He's a self made captain of industry with various businesses dotted around the globe and so because of his busy lifestyle tends to delegate many of his affairs to his staff.These include his faithfull pa Miss Faye McAdemy and his lawyer Benjamin Dover of Dover,Cliff and White,Solicitors at Law.Unfortunately (for the lads),having several people involved has in the past caused a fair amount of confusion and long may it continue to do so.

He is also famous for having a distinct lack of patience so doesn't suffer fools easily and because of his position in life is used to always being the one giving the orders which for some strange reason doesn't go down too well with the lads.

Anyway,the story so far:-

Lou's first email to Liz subject "Re:GREETINGS FROM MRS.ELIZABETH GIKANDI"

Dear Elizabeth,
thank you for your email which really touched my heart.

I will be happy to help you in any way I can.

Kindest regards,Lou Smorals.

Liz replies subject "Re:GREETINGS FROM MRS.ELIZABETH GIKANDI"

Deraest Lou Smorals,

Thanks for your response.
Please use the contact informations below to contact the bank to ask
them to transfer the fund to your account.

ECOWAS BANK FOR INVESTMENT AND DEVELOPEMENT (EBID)
127 BOULEVARD DU 13 JANVIER LOME-TOGO.
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT.
C/O. CONTACT PERSON: MR. CHRISTIAN ADOVELANDE (BANK
PRESIDENT)TELEPHONE : +228 831 45 86
EMAIL: ([email protected])
BANK IBN: 002

You should also inform the bank that you are a foreign trustee of
ourfamily that you wish them to transfer the fund deposited by my
latehustband Mr.Edmundo Gikandi. Awaiting for your urgent response as
you contacts the bank.

Sincerely,
Mrs.Elizabeth Gikandi

Lou contacts the bank subject"MRS.ELIZABETH GIKANDI"

Dear sir/madam,
I have been asked to contact you by Mrs Elizabeth Gikandi as I am acting as her foreign trustee.

Please advise.

Regards,Lou Smorals.

And Lou lets Liz know he's been in contact with the bank subject"Re: GREETINGS FROM MRS.ELIZABETH GIKANDI"

Dear Mrs Gikandi,
thank you for your email.

I have contacted the bank.

Regards,Lou Smorals.

The bank replies to Lou with a scripted reply and a form to fill in subject"RE: FROM EBID BANK."

Attention: Lou Smorals,

We received your letter of today.
Kindly view the form in the word document and fill and return it to us immediately.

Thanks.

Mr.Christian Adovelande.
President Ebid Bank.

Attached to this mail is a standard lad form with really nasty formating.

Lou doesn't fill out forms,that's what he has staff for so the bank gets an email subject"RE: FROM EBID BANK."

Dear sir,
all of my legal and financial affairs are dealt with by my retained lawyer.

You are to contact Benjamin Dover of Dover,Cliff and White Solicitors at Law.

His email address is [email protected].

Use my name as the email subject line.

Send him full details of how you wish to carry out the fund transfer plus copies of any and all supporting documents,(proof of account,copy of your late customer's death certificate etc.)

Once he has inspected the required documents he will proceed with this matter on my behalf.

Regards,Lou Smorals.

Now this banker (with a b) must work some pretty strange hours because at about 10pm last night Lou gets a reply from him and joy of joys he's off script already and even better he's admited that he has all the documents in place that Lou's lawyer might wish to see the email is subject"RE: FROM EBID BANK."

Attention: Lou Smorals,

We received your mail and wishes to inform you that before we go ahead with your retained lawyer you must fill and return the application form which we sent to you.
Proof of account and the copy of death certificate are all intact.Kindly go ahaed and send us and comply with us and also instruct your lawyer to contact us and in return
we must send him the required documents by you.

Thanks.
Mr.Christian Adovelande.
President Ebid Bank.

Oh dear,it looks like we have a fool on our hands who can't follow simple instructions and Lou doesn't tolerate those so the banker get's the following subject "RE: FROM EBID BANK."

Dear sir,
read my last email.

My lawyer deals with all of my legal and financial affairs.

If he decides after inspecting your supporting documents and assesing your proposal that the form should be filled in and returned to you then he will do it.That is his job.

I own and run several companies in a variety of countries and so I am a very busy man and do not have time to waste on a trifling matter where I am gaining nothing from the transcation but merely trying to aid a woman in distress so follow my instructions and contact my lawyer directly.

Lou Smorals.

Then,after a suitable period of reflection of about 3 seconds Lou decides he wants no more of this game,it's not like he's earning any money from the deal,he's just trying to do the old bird a favour out of the goodness of his heart and help her move her money so just before he switches his computer off for the night he sends Liz another mail subject "Re: GREETINGS FROM MRS.ELIZABETH GIKANDI"

Dear madam,
it is with deep regret that I must inform you that I am no longer able to help you transfer you late husbad's money out of your country.

The reason for this is that I am a very busy man with business interests in several countries around the world and so I delegate many of my affairs for my staff to deal with.

Unfortunately the representative at your bank seems to be a feeble minded man of very low inteligence who is unable to grasp this simple concept and although I have told him which member of my staff to contact he is still wasting my time by emailing me directly.

I wish you luck in finding someone else to assist you.

Kindest regards,Lou Smorals.

This morning Lou finds this in his inbox from LIz subject"Re: GREETINGS FROM MRS.ELIZABETH GIKANDI"

Dearest Lou Smorals,

I am unhappy to read your message about the behavior
Please do not be so much annoyed my dear and please no matter what
that man has done please forgive for the sake of my condition since
you have decided to help me. Please write him again and tell him to
contact member of your staff again because you are very busy.Please
try to explain to him.

Please bear with me and help me dear. I know that you wanted to help
me and please do not leave to help me because of behaviour of another
man out there ok.
I hope and believe that you will help me.

Remain blessed
Mrs.Elizabeth.

Where this goes from here remains to be seen but one things for certain,Lou is very firmly in the driving seat so we can only wait and see if the bank contacts Lou's lawyer today,my money's on they will and as Benjamin Dover is a very thorough man I can see him needing all manner of documents.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:22 pm

Nice going, woodyuk. Keep him busy with some forms. Smile

Busty decided to poke the lad again, before Mr. G. rears his ugly head, or Busty gets frantic and calls the lad to complain.

Quote:

Dearest Mrs. Elizabeth,

How are you feeling today? I hope that you are not so combative and angry
as you were the other day. You must have gotten too much pepper in your soup
in that hospital or some nurse short-sheeted your bed. You were acting like
a rabid raccoon to me a couple days ago. You must be pleased that I will
receive the money from Mr. Gomer into my account sometime today. He has
reassured me that the money will be sent, as soon as my next payment of $6,000
hits his account in Lagos, Nigeria. Hopefully, this good news has improved your
spirits. God bless,

Busty

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:46 pm

Just a quick update because I'm at work at the mo.

The banker has now been in touch with Ben Dover and sent him a deposit certificate with a spelling mistake in the amount and a death certificate with no witness signature so plenty of mileage in those.

Ben's sent him a very terse reply asking why he's sent 2 documents but no details of the transaction they relate to and instructing the banker to send an outline synopsis (should have him reaching for the dictionary).

I'll post more as and when time permits.

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