Im in trouble with the FBI! OMG!!!!

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Dec 2010 Posts: 586

Hehe........yeah right:

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Dear,

We have been watching every single transaction you made since last yearuntil this 2011 and you have to know that we are also working to make sure your funds which are suppose to be delivered to you and also bear mind that what ever you emailing us will will forwad to the court .

Also we are hereby to notified by the federal bureau of investigation Cotonou department of the insult you imposed on them by failing to comply by their requirements.

Your full residential address has been forwarded to us for your immediate arrest to face your chargebut I deemed it fit to give you one more chance to save yourself from this mess.

We have been told that you have failed to dance bythe rule of the FBI which will warrant 2 years jail sentence. Now I Mr John Francis Pikus. the special agent in charge of the FBI Albanydepartment I am giving you 24 working hours to effect the payment ofthe $99.00 usd. To the FBI in republic of Benin (fbisecurity ) with the information written below:

Receiver: Mr.John Ngosine

Country: Benin Republic
City: Cotonou

TestQ: urgent
Answer: today
Amount: $99.dollars
Mtcn Number .........

You have to try as much as you can and make this payment so that your funds will be delivered immediately to your destination.

You have to stop every transaction you are communicating with other organization to avoid delay on the processing of your funds.

Note: that you??if you fail to stick with my advice or any delay will lead to us coming directly to your home address at any time,so try and dance by the rule and get back to me with good understanding ASAP.

Thank you for your understanding
Special Agent in Charge;
Mr John Francis Pikus.

FBI does work in Benin? yeah right. I sent them to Security Shield Twisted Evil

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:59 am

Sure! Albany, Benin. It's a huge city in Benin, and everyone works for the FIB there. Smile

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

Will check back in tomorrow to see if you've been arrested for not dancing to the right tune. Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Priceless. The FBI ist asking you to send them a bribe of $99 so they won't arrest you. Isn't that something?

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:55 am

^^^ That's nothing. I once had an FBI office issue me with a licence to make farmyard porn and smoke dope:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=194151

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:02 am

Oh dear, not the dreaded FBI! I've heard about those guys: Their boss is Robert Mueller the 3rd or something, and apparently he operates in every city on the globe and his jurisdiction is limitless. He even sent me an e-mail out of the blue, insisting that I stop all transactions with fraudsters and wire my payment directly to his assistant in Benin.

Be very careful. If I were you, I'd ask for a full list of the charges being prepared against you and their written assurance that your name will stay clear before you even consider making payment. $99.00 is, after all, a lot of money.

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:27 am

I love, love, love lad FBI agents.

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:33 am

I don't know if it's the same lad, but it's the exact same script as this one: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=201501&highlight=dance

As you can see, he wasn't up to much fun. If you want to compare IP's to see if it's the same lad, then let me know, and I'll dig it out for you. Wink

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:52 am

I love the FBI lads too. I got one similar threatening with my immediate arrest. Suffice it to say the FBI did never appear on my doorstep, and i doubt that they did on the doorstep of my character either.
It is interesting to see that the FBI lads use both the carrot and the whip. Pay $99 or got to jail and in the next sentence, pay $99 and get millions.

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

I love the FBI, you could consider an option i was going to use once.

People love to complain, which usually means FORMS Laughing

i think its obvious where i was thinking an evil plan.

everytime ive ever made a complaint ive been passed round dozens of departments, you could tie the lad up in knots for ages with various forms, checking details etc all because he made a complaint of you insulting him.

So... Send him a complaint form to fill in, and have some extra email accounts for your various complaint departments Wink

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:52 am

That's amazin sunshine!

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:57 am

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You have to stop every transaction you are communicating with other organization to avoid delay on the processing of your funds

Sounds like an excellent opportunity to tell the lad that you just paid a bribe to another FBI agent....and is was a much higher fee than he is charging...

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:35 pm

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Im in trouble with the FBI! OMG!!!!

Aren't we all. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:31 am

^^^^ and the IRS! Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:17 am

Don't forget the NSA: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1446587&highlight=nsa#1446587

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:53 pm

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We have been told that you have failed to dance bythe rule of the FBI

FBI, the "bastards" always making you dance.
*continues Irish jig*

~ see siggy

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