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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:31 pm |
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I don't really like spiders too much, and it's OK if they habor the same dislike as I tend to kill them when I find them. I hope they are not plotting the same.... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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x13 x3 x4
We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:44 pm |
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I like big butts and I cannot lie. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:45 pm |
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I am twice as nearsighted in one eye as in the other.
I can eat truly tremendous amounts of sushi, as long as there is no wasabe on it.
Several years ago I had some fluid removed from my foot (due to bursitis). Since I didn't have any ice at home, I used a package of frozen corn to numb the pain instead. |
_________________
X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16
¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:19 pm |
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A couple of years ago I managed to get bad sunburn on my upper back and shoulders while on holiday in Cornwall. The doctor I saw (3 days later when I couldn't stand the pain anymore) said it was equivalent to 2nd degree burns he'd seen on housefire victims. Not sure about that, 3 weeks later it had completely healed BUT lesson learnt - never again. Now I always wear factor 50 if there's a risk of hot sunshine, and at least factor 30 the rest of the time.
On the plus side, I got a shitload of painkillers. 2 co-codamol and I'm floating on the ceiling...
@ Jeanette - that would be Hungarian, yes?
@ Caligula - dare we ask where this 3rd nipple was located? Could give rise to some interesting opportunites.
@ Badgey-wadgey - I also REALLY don't like spiders, although I try not to kill anything if I don't have to. Karma. I even feel bad if I accidentally tread on a snail. |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:35 pm |
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^^^ I learned that lesson when I was 16. If your skin has already come off, don't play football half naked. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:43 pm |
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I'm afraid of dogs. Kinda a lot. Especially without either muzzle or leash. |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:37 pm |
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I don't drink water.
And not because of what W.C Fields famously said about it.
I just don't. |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:16 pm |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:27 pm |
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I don't post random facts about myself
I sometimes bend* the truth a teeny tiny wee bit
@ Cougar I got sunburnt in Cornwall last year, it was overcast.
I think they have secret ( but leaky)lasers in Tintagel
@ Phil I think the fish aren't the only ones, going by my experience
@ ezio frozen peas work just as well ( knee op )
@ pastor, which type?
* think mobius strip |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:30 pm |
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So all it takes to get Cougar's attention is mentioning my nipples, huh?
I don't know why you want to know, but it was about 6 cm under my right nipple. It was there in the previous dreams as well.
I attract weird accidents. I once was able to cut myself on a gun. Nearly sliced the top of my left thumb. |
_________________ x 600+ (gave up counting long time ago)
x3
Going Gold?
Post scripts at scamwarners!
Kill a fake site today! |
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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:31 pm |
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I hate clowns. I'm not afraid of them, they just make me irrationally angry. |
_________________ x112
Bibian: Lagos-Accra "Don't make me suffer for being good to help you."
x30 x2,196
"stupid old useless woman." - Esther
"I said don't ever ask my office to draw any bused-shit for you" - Ban Ki-Moon
"you are quite elderly fraud star" - Ali
Support 419Eater! Visit ScamWarners! |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 9:01 pm |
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@ Caligula
SEE guns are dangerous
I may have another nipple but dont know how to measure the distance
Is it nipple to nipple as the crow flies or distance nipple to nipple covering topography?
@ Gimli
I tends to think most politicians are clowns
They have the same effect on me |
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Boris_YELLsome
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Mar 2011
Posts: 872
Location: Nowhereville
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:01 pm |
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I sometimes develop an allergy to the sun, they're completely baffled, especially since it comes and goes somewhat randomly.
I'm allergic to sulphur, it makes me hallucinate, I once had to take a job within very close proximity to a plant that produced sulphur-dioxide, it was an interesting contract to say the least.
I'm a terrible insomniac, my personal record is 5 days without sleep, I'm sure if I didn't eventually pass out I would have died or gone crazy. |
_________________
x25 x65 x2
C0nv0y/P4tr1ck Co-Bait with Baitsamurai: Lagos - Abuja - Lagos - Cotonou
Cannot confirm nor deny I am part of any club having to do with Todgers
<i>"I am so sorry if i sound rude,please pardon me for God's sake"</i>
"please i will not like a situation whereby you call this innocent man funny names"
"let us try to tell our selves the truth sometimes, despite all lawyers are liars."
"I AM A VERY BUSY MAN AND HAVE NO TIME FOR FOLLY"
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NICOMPOOL, DIE YOUNG K. |
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bigdaddy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Dec 2010
Posts: 586
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:23 pm |
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I am enjoying a strong cocktail right now....... |
_________________ I repeat, do not arrange for the cops and if you play hard i will pull my trigger and i have my bullet straight in your F**king fore head -
Madam F**k you with your game ok and dont write to my email or l will track you down with FBI you play with me .
You are nothing but an idiot , You must die by motor accident by fooling with a man that is old enough to be your father .
soon you will writing from your grave .
IDIOT (Barrister after I closed his bank account)
Ch4nt4l Posse-Accra, Ghana > Cotonou, Benin (Co-Bait with GnarlySpoof+psychicbait)
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* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:22 am |
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@ Nanny Ogg
You're right, I dropped the slide on a pistol before I put it away, after checking it was all properly empty and clean, and pinched the skin of my thumb between the slide and the barrel. Didn't half sting. Be careful out there!
related: I can fire a .44 magnum revolver accurately without blinking, although I haven't for a while. |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:31 am |
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I have just found another record on which a (then) famous Memphis harp player accompanying another singer appears which was not added to/mentioned it/hinted at in his "official" complete recorded output. Maybe because the only other record from that very session with the same singer was issued under a pseudonym. Pretty exciting. For me this was obvious after 3 seconds. |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:46 am |
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@Nailgunner-first time I fired my CZ52 I was holding it with my left hand way to high.Slide came back,sliced my hand open next to my thumb,and the spur of the hammer hit my thumb.Won't make that mistake twice.At least I didn't drop it |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:18 am |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:33 am |
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I am fond of peanut butter and jalapeno sandwiches.
I was twenty years old before I saw the ocean. |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:37 am |
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is wondering what happened to the old PLT....
@ Cougie...karma, they have it. There's more of them then us two-leggers on the whole planet!!! |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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x13 x3 x4
We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:30 am |
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I taught myself fairly good German in my early twenties but have forgotten all of it. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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JackSquat
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Jun 2011
Posts: 5
Location: Where ever my head falls.....
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:22 am |
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I can speak Chinese(a little). |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:28 am |
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windypops wrote: |
I taught myself fairly good German in my early twenties but have forgotten all of it. |
Unfortunately, your German is not forgotten, just stowed in a broom closet of your brain, ready to spring into action when called for.
Solution: Overwrite it with Bavarian. |
_________________ X 2 X 25
Sister I was even filling the form with pains - Mariam Abacha
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:18 pm |
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doc holliday wrote: |
@Nailgunner-first time I fired my CZ52 I was holding it with my left hand way to high.Slide came back,sliced my hand open next to my thumb,and the spur of the hammer hit my thumb.Won't make that mistake twice.At least I didn't drop it |
Ow, ow ow. No, that's a fast way to learn, if not the prettiest. It was half the reason I preferred revolvers. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:58 am |
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I used to sell rocks. Other kids had lemonade stands, I had a rock stand. I was convinced that people would stop and flock to my rocks. After sitting out in the broiling heat all day, looking across the street at the girls who were selling lemonade, it occurred to me that my idea wasn't a good one. My mother bought me out for $.75 usd and I decided to run away instead.
I made it about a block away before I turned around. I'd seen these old movies where hobos put all of their belongings in a handkerchief and hung it on the end of a stick. I was toting all of my unsold rocks on the end of a stick, and it still amazes me that my mother didn't laugh outloud when I returned. I was 5 at the time. All she said was, "good, you're in time for lunch."
PS: I still have the rocks. |
_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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