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chance1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2011
Posts: 49
Location: A Secret Hollowed Out Volcano
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Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:10 pm |
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I've been baiting 3 different lads for the best part of two months now - and now I have created a 3 way mexican stand-off dollar chop! It's great fun passing on lad's phone numbers to each other... There's some SERIOUS paranoia going on in the internet cafe's in Lagos tonight... Just whish I could be a fly on the wall for some of the phone calls...
Oh, and haggling is fun too. This one lad started at £975.00 for a fund transfer fee, I've haggled him down to £100 now (last chance) but he's got to travel from Lagos to Abuja to pick it up via MoneyGram (because all the system is down in Lagos for a day or so for maintenance)... That's if he doesn't get dollar chopped first! 
It's great when simple straight baits suddenly get really complicated! Fruits of our labour, eh?
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"UR PAPA NA AREA BOY" Mr. Robert S. Dewar CONSULER, BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION, ABUJA
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lord goldblade
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Joined: 13 Jan 2011
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Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:54 pm |
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Great job !!! wish we could listen in to the convos  a dollar chop 3 way  |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
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Location: On a desert safari.
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:12 am |
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A "cluster" chop would be fantastic.  Go for it, chance1!! |
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chance1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2011
Posts: 49
Location: A Secret Hollowed Out Volcano
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:47 am |
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I think my Lad is a little upset...
AS YOU SAY YOUR PAPA PENIS TOO BIG WHEN DEY FUCK YOU MAMA FOR HER EYE......... NA MAKE U WAN BE MAD MAN NO PROBLEM............ AS YOU MUMU LIKE THIS SO E GUD FOR U...INFACT SELF HOW U GO WELL WHEN UR FULL FAMILY THE OYS NA MAD MEN AND THIFE AND THE WOMEN NA ASHAWO YOU MAMA NA ASHAWO UR PAPA NA AREA BOY......
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"My word is my BONE... and I will keep to it" - Raymond P Douglas - Honorable Paymaster General
"UR PAPA NA AREA BOY" Mr. Robert S. Dewar CONSULER, BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION, ABUJA
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:57 am |
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How is this working? |
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chance1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2011
Posts: 49
Location: A Secret Hollowed Out Volcano
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:15 pm |
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OK,
3 different lads on the go...
1st lad instructs I send a payment to his "office" - standard stuff... However, 2nd lad emails "me" to tell me 1st lad has had to leave the state for the day, and I am to send payment to HIM instead. (to create this illusion I created a new email addy for 2nd Lad (ie: mugu1 at Yahoo dot com becomes mugu1 at Gmail dot com) and email "myself" from this new email - making sure I enclose 2nd Lad's phone number). I then forward this email to 1st Lad.
Repeat with Lad 3 (and have a little fun emailing Lad 1 and Lad 2 as Lad 3...
Then sit back and drink beer...
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"My word is my BONE... and I will keep to it" - Raymond P Douglas - Honorable Paymaster General
"UR PAPA NA AREA BOY" Mr. Robert S. Dewar CONSULER, BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION, ABUJA
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:44 pm |
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Nicely done, chance!
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| UR PAPA NA AREA BOY...... |
I don't know what an "area boy" is but it still looks like good siggy material |
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chance1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2011
Posts: 49
Location: A Secret Hollowed Out Volcano
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:31 pm |
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...and now Lad 2 is pretty upset as well...
UR PAPA PENIS UR MAMA TOTO UR FUCKING HEAD NA PORVERTY DEY WORRY IF YOU GO FEET GO ABUJA GO COLLECT 200 DOLLARS FEAR LET YOU U WHEN NOR DEY SEE FOOD CHOP SEE UR ENGHLIS WHICH SCHOOL U EVEN GO PEOPLE WHNE THEIR FAMILY DEY PICK RUBER FOR GROUND NA SO THEM DO DO SHALL HAHAHHAHAHHA LWKMD.......MUMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
...Time for more beer...
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"My word is my BONE... and I will keep to it" - Raymond P Douglas - Honorable Paymaster General
"UR PAPA NA AREA BOY" Mr. Robert S. Dewar CONSULER, BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION, ABUJA
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:20 am |
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area boys are gangs who tend to sit around and smoke dope all day and use their muscle to make people and business pay them money.
sort of like a mini mafia gang. they have their "area they work"
street gangs.
thats my take on it. |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:23 pm |
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Congrats on getting the laddies so pissed off!!
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I'm always amazed and grossed out by how they seem to be so fixated on the genitalia of parents. It's icky. |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:49 pm |
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Insulting parents is considered pretty rude, ie your parents are worthless, so you are the obvious product thereof.
Cursing parents' genitalia is presumably cursing them for bringing a worthless human into the world as well as a preventative measure against further atrocities.
Family is important to lads, and wishing shame and damage upon their family is a good way to get their hackles up.
Hint: Imply that they are illegitimate, and that their father is the devil, or a beggar, or an armed robber. Good fun. |
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Chugg
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2011
Posts: 86
Location: Right Here
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:59 am |
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Reminds me of that Stand By Me movie from the 80's where the voiceover says "Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.".
Great work. I'm trying to set up a dolla chop of my own, and hoping for some real interesting insults. |
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username14
Please Taunt and Ridicule Me
Joined: 27 Apr 2011
Posts: 186
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:56 pm |
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Kind of a technical trick but if you are up for it:
- Get a call-in number for Skype (or some other internet service)
- Have one of them call it
- Then conference call the other
- Mute your mic and enjoy
The timing can be tricky but it would allow you to hear the confusion and hatred.
Edit: Oh, and if your voice acting is any good, you can yell a random insult in to set the ball rolling. Usually, as with VoIP and crappy phone lines, the quality won't be that good for them so each one will believe it was the other one insulting them. |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:26 pm |
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after a little baiting pause...
thanks for this idea
I'm trying something new too. I picked up 2 groups of lads, each group with 3 lads.
the first group is group cole, three lads, each with the second name cole. first, classic straight bait, then confusing them with the mails of each other. and maybe, thanks to you, their phone numbers.
the second group, the smiths, are a backup, if the first ones don't answer. |
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username14
Please Taunt and Ridicule Me
Joined: 27 Apr 2011
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Location: 127.0.0.1
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Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:05 am |
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Robert, be sure to be generic in your insults and emails. Otherwise they might put two and two together and figure out they were set up. Most lads are dumb as a box of rock but its never bad to cover your bases. |
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