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Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 9:25 pm

If it's brown, flush it down... Razz

Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 11:20 pm

From the FBI office in Benin:

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People complain about Fraud stars every day from Benin and we are trying to stop this fraudulent from Benin

We have rock stars, Benin has fraud stars!! Very Happy

And a warning:

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Note that you? if you fail to stick with my advice or any delay will lead to us coming directly to your address next week in your country so try and dance by the rule and get back to me with good understanding ASAP.

Dancing with the rules. Love that show!!

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 2:58 am

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... and my name was writen as nest of king as his only daughther...

Always wondered what NOK stood for...

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 5:22 pm

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after reading your e-mail today i decided to hot all over

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 5:46 am

These are examples of Babelfish Ladspeak from a French Lotto script.

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Your enamel has just been drawn on more than 3000 enamel which was withdrawn on several various meeting places.

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I excuse myself for all time of silence but I was spirit to legalize certain documents with the LOTTERY and the Justice of Dimension-of ivory so that the bank can establish your check.

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Listened to Sir, I am spirit to do what is necessary so that your money you silk pour within the shortest deadlines and made you no effort to facilitate the task in more to us than you speak French.

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 7:13 am

The FBI are onto me

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Note the ball is on your cut if you want to jump the bell contact john freeman and acquire clean bill of record or else fbi will get you shortly.

Ding dong!

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:58 am

I have FBI issues too (emphasis added):

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Thanks For Your Update Information.
Listen, Don’t Ever You Contact Me Again As You Don’t Want To Listen To My Instruction, But I Must Know What You Can Do Because Very Soon We Will Know Who Will Go Down Because I Keep Receiving Insult From You And All This Word You Are Using For Me Is Been Keeping For Your George Meant And What You Said With Your Mouth Is What Will George You Finally.

Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 4:03 pm

Lad admits his English is bad:

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Please will you give me your direct number i could not understand such grammar to call and start asking them about you again just give me your own personal number,. I really want us to share mega money very soon. or you can call me

Master Baiter Joined: 17 Mar 2011 Posts: 198

About keeping this deal "secrete":

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this is a top secrete between me and you, third ear should never hear it

I'm assuming that she doesn't have ears, because then it would be a fifth ear to watch out for. Very Happy

Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 3:22 pm

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If you are interested in this transaction,let me know so that i will give you the full details on how to execute it 100% itch free.

How awful it would be to have an embarrassing itch in the middle of a transaction.

Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:26 pm

your receipt email which says that you are not dead, And it proved to me that you are very much alive and kicking and above all ready to have your fund

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 4:47 am

@Yastreb: "émail" is French for "enamel"; the French word he meant is "courriel".

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¿Cómo estás hoy esрero que todo se multа.Mrs Нeline Jamеs
un рoсo preocuрado de que no ha esсribir en ella desde entоnces i
le dijo a usted acеrca de su condiсión.

The first sentence is supposed to mean "How are you hope that all is fine", but she picked the word for "fine" that means you're forced to pay it. The word for "worried" is in the wrong gender, and "ha escribir" means "has write" (it should be "ha escrito").

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:40 pm

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MOST OF OUR TOP BAD EGGS ARE NOW COMPUSORILY SUSPENDED AND RETIRED.
I THEREFORE HAVE THE OPPORUNITY TO PUNCH THE COMPUTER FOR SWIFT TRANFER OF YOUR MONEY WITH THE ENABLING CODE AND PASSWORD TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:44 am

This Lad doesn't like intruders on his scam (emphasis added):

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I don't know any one like that tell him to go to hell and born to arches

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:26 pm

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THAT THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE NIGERIAN / BENIN AFRICAN SCAMS THAT ALL THEY ARE AFTER IS TO RIPE YOU OFF YOUR MONEY AND AT THE END YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS, BUT NOTE THAT THIS IS NO SCAM AND IS DIRECTLY FROM OUR PRESIDENT BARRACKS OBAMA.

I hate being riped off, especially when not in season. And is Barracks the president's nickname? I didn't think he was in the military!!

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:26 pm

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EAT SHIP YOU WHO CLAIM TO BE ANGEL MICHAEL!!!

What in my demeanor could have ever suggested that!!???

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:18 am

Donny, the scammer wrote on his Facebook: Money is coming your way but the secret is you dont know when....... so work hard

Scammers work? Now that is goofy.

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:07 am

Senegal refugee lad's opener:

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Good day dear, how is your day ?, Eluding your job too?,

I try to elude my job all the time but my manager keeps telling me off.

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:08 am

I'm not sure how this works:

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The Consignment Box is under my Courtship

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:40 am

And from the same bait as above, comes this gem from

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PATRICK KW4RTENG.
GHANA POLICE SERVISE.

(Emphasis added)

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THE FACT OF THE CONSIGNMENT BOX TAGGED TO YOUR NAME AND TO THE FACT OF THE TWO FORIGN MEN CAME AFTER THE CONSIGNMENT BOX IN-RESPECT OF YOUR NAME. AND ALSO OF THAT FACT THE ORIGIN OF THE CONSIGNMENT BOX WERE NOT EXACTLY ORIGINATED FROM GHANA.....AND AS BEEN NOTICE TO YOU AS WELL AS YOUR NAME WERE FOUND AS THE BENEFICIARY........WHICH IS THE CAUSE THE INFORMATION FROM MR, TONY B4RRY .DIPLOMAT'' WORKING IN GHANA CIVIL AVIATION OFFICE . AS A SEQUENTS FACT TO CARRY OUT THE ISSUE AMICABLY......BUT WHAT IS THE STATUES NAME GIVEN TO HIM AND OTHER OFFICE (SCAM) ??? PLEASE ENCURAGE YOUR PARTNER'S . A BEST KNOWLEDGE BY A PERSIONALITY....IF THERE IS OFFER AND NOT INTERESTED ...THEN THE SIMPLY OBLIGATION IS TO CUT THE CRAP OFF AND INSTEAD OF GIVEN DIFFERENCE NAME WHILE YOU ARE NOT LIVING IN SAME PARTICULAR EVIROMENT......!
SO WHO IS THE NOVIS....IS IT THE ACCUSER WITHOUT IDENTIFICATION OR THE SUBJECT NOR THE SUSPECT ??

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:55 am

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You shall be handsomely rewarded

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:55 am

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The eyepatch lady Head of Department Nigeria Orphanage Association in person of Dr.Mrs Chukuma Helen and the fellow member staff are av gently seeking for your support

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:21 pm

I think the lad meant incarceration!

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Before my in-castration, I went ahead to dispatch the sum of five undred million United States Dollars {USD$500,000,000.00} in cash under special arrangement into the custody of different private security and trust companies for safe keeping abroad. The money where splited and kept in the following countries, : in Canada, Ukraine, Spain, Holland and in London. Firstly, you will be required to travel to Canada to claim the money there before proceeding to other countries

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:07 pm

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With trust and unity.i Am Ifeadi from oyi local goverment area in Anambra
state but based in India, and i do any Asian jobs,Europe and Americans come and
carry, security company online transfer as well. and we do engage most clients
in face to face execution.

The fate he deserves...

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:45 am

I've noticed this while reading one of my older baits and it really put smile on my face... How is it possible I haven't noticed it before Very Happy

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I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.

See that? I'm an angel Smile

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