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Nowhere Man
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Jun 2010
Posts: 450
Location: never where I want to be
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Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:40 am |
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I have my Google Voice set to transcribe messages and text them to me. For the most part they are pretty inaccurate, but sometimes they are downright funny.
This one came in today:
Hello, hello, It's, triscuit crackers hello hello hello hello.
Man, I couldn't stop laughing about that one!
Others that were waaayyyy off:
-Hello, this is possible to show that huge, hey dude, it's still too hard hitting. We're trying to finish the project is craigslist. Mr. It'll take care bye bye.
-Young over the 5 this is. I spoke to 2nd place so I need your clothes I realized answer your thoughts on whether we're just waiting for roughhouse if yeah, I'll talk to you |
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They have seized my luggage's my passport, my clothes, my shoes and everything i came with. Chima
i sat on a car for more than 15 hours, i staved, i could not eat good food or drink good water even when there is chorollar outbreak in Nigeria, still i accepted to go. Andrew
you want to know were i am this is where you will find me, Am in your mothers virgina. Andrew |
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:16 am |
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Those are funny, but don't forget--this audio to text is still very new.
Google will make it better. It's all about algorithims and stuff, but it can't be made perfect. |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:44 am |
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Hell I might as post mine from the same lad not as funny as triscuits.
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| Hello, this is possible to get some station police. Good afternoon, This is a friend of tomorrow. Bye bye also said to be able to your place, go to work here so I get back to me. I just found out the position of, there is some how are you are. I don't have to stick with your name on the just called about face. Thank you very much, bye bye. |
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| And this is Hans surgeons. I've got a Dodgers. Discolors. This call to prepare for mitsubishi, place. Thank you. |
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Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:35 am |
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The funniest thing is that the mangling in no way makes the lad's message less coherent.
In many cases, it makes more sense than what they actually said. |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:22 am |
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^^^ What do you mean? Who says the transcripts aren't transcribed correctly? Looks perfect to me. |
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woody999
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 20608
Location: East of Humptulips
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Sat May 28, 2011 11:22 pm |
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I always liked this one ( craigslist scammer )
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| Hello, this is falsely shipping, yeah I wanna talk to the store. Yeah course gate because week. As soon as the V feel free house. So we bye yes and she will see you, so you can give us a call. Talk to us what to do these refunds (580) xxx-yyyy movie in talking to you tonight. He's going to go to yo 54399 least we see your car. Thanks for using our services, bye. Yeah |
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I dont know who is lieing ,either you or F3lcha1r
is annoying to watch my email for a whole day and not read from you-
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