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Dharma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 2254
Location: The Empty Quarter
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Sat May 28, 2011 2:51 am |
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A London lad was trying to meet a maga today. He ended up in Belushi's webcam!!
That wasn’t easy, we saw the lad entering, and moving in the bar, but the snapshot function was a bit slow.
However, Dr Mike amazingly managed to capture this snapshot while the lad was speaking with his maga on phone!!
Despite insulting the lad severely for being late, he’s still hooked and wants me to transfer his dollars to this bank account
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Account name: Plaistow Groceries Ltd.
Account number: 51586904
Sort Code: 400906
Bank Name: HCBC Bank, UK |
This is their script, it was sent by his accomplice in Malaysia:
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United Nations Trust Fund
Switzerland Department of Humanitarian Affairs
Palais des Nations CH-1211 Geneva 10
Switzerland
Dear Beneficiary,
I am Dr. Mark Williams the Secretary of United Nations Trust Fund-{UN}, organisation in Asian. I acknowledge your e-mail and wish to inform you that you have been entitled to a cash grant of [ 650,500.00 usd ]. This Grant was promoted and sponsored by United Nations Trust Fund-UN, Malaysia in conjunction with the European Council.
These funds are not meant or given out to promote terrorism or any illicit acts, but geared towards eradicating poverty in Africa, Asia , America, Europe and the world at Large by the year 2020. We therefore encourage you to utilise the funds deligently in setting up projects that would enhance the social-economic development of your country.
To facilitate the disbursement of this noble donation to you, Kindly fill the claims requirement form attached to this e-mail.
VERIFICATION / FUNDS RELEASE FORM
1.Name in full-------------------------------------------
2.Address----------------------------------------------
3.Nationality--------------------------------------------
4.Age--------------------------------------------------
5.Sex--------------------------------------------------
6.Occupation--------------------------------------------
7.Phone/Fax---------------------------------------------
8.Present Country----------------------------------------
9.Alternate Email Address---------------------------------
10.Your Pin Number-------------------------------
This will enable us verify, approve and Insure your Grant Entitlements for claims within the next days. On completion of this Insurance process, your Grant Cheque will be deposited with the affiliate Payout bank of the United Nations Trust Fund-{UN} Organisation here in the ASIAN to deliver your grant fund through courier service.
You are by all means advised to keep your Grant information confidential until the funds are disbursed to you to prevent unwarranted attention by the International Press and the generality of the public. Furthermore, as a security measure your complete identification will be forwarded to the European Council to ensure that you utilise the funds accordingly for the Economic Growth of your region and in line with the Poverty Alleviation Scheme of this year's 61st anniversary Cash Grant/Donation programme.
Further information on requisites associated with the disbursement proceedings of your Grant Entitlements will be disclosed to you as soon as you provide the required information stated above.
I await your response to this e-mail at your earliest convenience, as i congratulate you once again.
Mr. Mark Williams
National Secretary
United Nations-UN (Malaysia.UK)
Telephone Number:+44-758-654-0667
Malaysia: +60103379218
[email protected]
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Another UK number the London lad was using +447916825157.
They’re open season. You won’t be disappointed, lads will deliver
Edit: this is the first email
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YOU HAVE WON ($650,500.00USD) FROM UN
HERE IS YOUR PIN NUMBER (UNO-154/4456/011)
Contact person Dr. Mark Williams
Email: [email protected]
Telephone No: +44-758-654-0667
Regards,
Mr Ban Ki-moon.
(UNITED NATIONS SECRETARY GENERAL)
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Sat May 28, 2011 3:29 am |
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Sat May 28, 2011 3:39 am |
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I am Dr. Mark Williams the Secretary of United Nations Trust Fund-{UN}, organisation in Asian...
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I like how their script sounds like there's some poor Asian bloke with all these completely legitimate doctors scurrying around inside him. It's like a medical operation or science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Turns out, there's a whole organization sitting inside of this guy, promoting and sponsoring grants...
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...United Nations Trust Fund-{UN} Organisation here in the ASIAN |
..and ASIAN is now some kind of an acronym. |
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Jeannette
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Joined: 21 Oct 2006
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Sat May 28, 2011 8:05 am |
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Spooky indeed! How much money was he planning to rip you off of? |
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Dr Mike
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Joined: 14 Jun 2010
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Sat May 28, 2011 8:48 am |
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It was great fun doing this with Sub. Sub saw him when he entered and after that we called him. But strangely enough he said he was still 5 minutes off. Well lads lie and that is a fact. So he wasn't in fact late but very early. Sad thing was though that the bar was almost empty at the moment so there was very little chance that he'd fall for the "i am there lie". The lad got angry only a few seconds after this photo was taken and called Sub a liar. Correct as that might have been it was wrong of him and Sub started to verbally abusing the lad. It was great hilarious to listen to. |
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Dharma
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Joined: 11 Jun 2008
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Sat May 28, 2011 2:25 pm |
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Jeannette wrote: |
Spooky indeed! How much money was he planning to rip you off of? |
£3000
These lads are so eager to be successful guymen!! |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X5, Lagos - Accra- Cotonou- Ndjamena- Abeche(with SH) Isaac
Accra- Douala(i only have one thing to say to you, go Fuck yourself and have a nice day Ok)
London to Edinburgh(with DD)Sterck
The Road to West Darfur (with Dr Mike)
X2 Accra- Douala- Mundemba (Why do you put me in pain)
Ireland to Sweden- Zion
Nigeria- Chad (with Dr Mike and Agda)
X2 Liberia- Ivory Coast, (with IG)
X3 Nigeria to Chad- Steve & Tony(T**T team)
X3 Belgium-Sweden-Denmark- Congo(with Dr Mike and Dane)
( ) X2 Operation Gold 2011
X23 Random safaris (You are a bastard beast)Akmal
Rame Head 2013
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