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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Poor lads. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 7:34 pm

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK puke

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 7:49 pm

I have seen this before and i think it some years old. I'd guess that it isn't from this site as i think it would have been more known on Eater if it was. But i am in no way certain and it is doubtless a world class trophy.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

I think it might have been SP's work, but I forget. He was one of the best in the business.

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 8:06 pm

Need a new monitor now...if it's a classic, its gold.

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 9:17 pm

I think that this is Scam Patroller's work. After all, he used to run the church of Fish, Bread, Milk and Honey.

Edit: Or Scrooge McDuck's.

Edit2: Definately Scrooge McDuck's. The Cucumber and bra gives it away Laughing

Here's an old thread with his trophies: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=104013

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 10:03 pm

MOAR!!!

Genius. Where is he these days? Used to see him about quite a bit.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Sorry Scrooge McDuck for not remembering, that was some classic old school baiting!

Talking about SP, he should be up for parole soon, hopefully he and SMcD check in.

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 10:48 pm

I found this on another site last year and posted it here. For some reason, I thought it could only have originated from somebody at Eater.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

There should be some 419Eater trophy for the person who can make lads dance like puppets on a string this way! My admiration knows no bounds.

I wonder if the lads put these photos in their family albums for posterity.

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 8:45 am

My lads, subjected to Scrooge McDuck's security photo modality. They were so alarmed when we asked them to do it again that the lad's assistants suddenly died in a 'gazely accident'.

They are using special security cucumbers and security bread.

One of them is M0ses, a charity scammer, who eventually found his way here via Google. For that reason most of the bait had to be pulled, but not before we'd got him on a tour of Ghana.

Here's the security photo thread
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=101322

Quote:

Dear Lord N0rris,
The ITV5 people have decided that since i have been experiencing technical
problems as regard their process i should opt for a security photograph to
prove to them that i do not sympathize with terrorists.I will email you once
the MTCN for the money is released to me .

I sent the photos to the Daily Sun, who didn't print them AFAIK, but that might be how they escaped into the wild.

Here's where his assistants decide they have had enough already. He then went off in the direction of Ivory Coast, in search of james bond's Aston Martin, but by the time he got to Ghana he was being gang baited, and never got past Tamale.

Quote:

SITUATION REPORT

Dear Lord N0rris,

I will be contacting the ITV5 people today and sending them the revised
trustworthiness picture of my assistants-who met with their untimely death on sunday in a gasely automobile accident while returning to the venue of our ongoing campaign in one of the institutions in the south -west zone after being called from camp to take the revised trust-worthiness picture demanded by the ITV5 people-as demanded by them.I have thought about this long and enough and will give you an alternative on how to receive all the funds you have promised to donate safely through a secured means and that is why i am travelling to Ghana promptly apart from taking care of other business including YOUR ASTON MARTIN business.

Know for sure that if the ITV5 security department disapprove this revised trustworthiness picture i will be forced to let them send you back your money,there is something criminal about them and i smell a snitch somewhere among them and i am not about doing all their command as they have gone beyond boundaries .I have lost two of my precious voluteers,fresh graduates who were selflessly dedicated to the advancement of my cause because of the irregularity of the
socalled-ITV5.It is highly pathetic!

Another thing ,as i will be journeying from Ghana to the Cote D'Ivoire,apart from meeting Vera what do i tell Mr.Fawlty,should i handle him as instructed by you since he is holding the keys i can not do without
communicating with him.Although it will be fine once am instructed by you as in your previous mail to me.I will contact Fawlty through his secretary once i am in Ghana.I have already made contact for a buyer or somebody to help us organize an auction sales,the car might be air-lifted for faster transportation or driven out of the coast as the case may be ,this will be communicated to you promptly once i am in the coast.Moreover buyers are not easy to come by but my contact has already started working,i have instructed her to return from the states as soon as possible to get this business done quickly as this is your first request for help from me.You are a good man!

In the event that things turn out bad between us and the ITV5 people ,i will instruct them to send back your money.Those people are thieves,i have already concluded an article soon to be published concerning these
ill-mannered group of security psycopaths!Once i am in Ghana,i will give you an account in a xxxxx agent bank that you could send in all the
donations hitch free and smoothly.

Thanking you for your donations.Moreover i will be giving you details of the outcome between the ITV5 people and us in a shortwhile.

My best personal regards,

M0ses Uz3me

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 12:02 pm

That is a hilarious and incredible bait. I am in awe.

bow_down

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 12:19 pm

Holy shit Roycropper !!

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 12:49 pm

The one on the left's eyes cracked me up:

All the poses and props were pure McDuck, I just got them to believe that Lord N0rris was going to give them a whole hill of cash...

The two on the ground seem to have forgotten to wear their security bras, probably why the pictures were rejected by ITV5.

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 1:36 pm

how did you manage to convince them? jedi mind tricks?

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 2:30 pm

Jim Morrison wrote:

how did you manage to convince them? jedi mind tricks?

Offering them vast amounts of imaginary money, just like they do. I can be VERY generous with money that doesn't exist. Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

For some reason, the cucumber sucking and white liquid running is kind of lewd and suggestive looking.

Too bad these aren't the kind of trophies you can hang on your living room wall. Laughing

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:48 pm

^^^^
I'd hang that in a gallery, that's post modern right there Razz

Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 2:05 am

Making scammers pose like that is totally degrading and thoroughly disgusting.

Excellent work. Very Happy

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