The Sex of Joy - REALLY NSFW

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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 12:29 pm

Hmmm I'm embarassed just thinking about this "woman" Joy Brown - let alone reading her mails. But I recently got a bank account out of her so feel I should share a little of her sex talk in exchange for my piggy.

This all happened unprompted by the way. She was writing to The Haz - a burger cook. And she spelt cook wrong and asked "how's my cock doing?" to which I innocently replied:

Quote:

You're a Designer? Cool. You know about pretty clothes. And underwear. What's your favourite? I'll add you on the messenger baby. Your cock is doing just fine but it would look better with you sitting on it : )
ROCK N ROLL!!!

There then followed in pretty much each email the most filthy descriptions of the carnal act. It starts fairly gently but later - seriously don't read on if you're easily offended or at work. Oh and there appear to be some gender issues to. Who exactly is wearing the trousers in this relationship?

.i will be glad to meet you online after you
have add me on your messenger list..mmm i will be hot and horny sitting on your dong as i ride you generate a lot of sensational feelings

am really hot and horny in here afer reading your mail.I also enjoy chatting
with you last time.can i know your time schedule so that we can meet onlne and know each other well and share our sex fantasies through chatting...How is my dong doing in between your legs? mmm i wish my tongue on it sucking him and my balls. my dear one i need a kiss
from a special one like you.cant imagine the day i will be in your arms..I ahve been thinking about you all the time..Dear you can fuck all the holes i got as far as am all yours.fucking my pussy hole, asshole, throat and in between my legs..wow..wish for a good fuck from you sweetheart.

The money request comes and it's for a visa and a MEDICAL EXAMINATION (I'm not surprised!)

hi babe,
am with much pleasure to write to you..How is your health??what about my dong?...wow cant wait to hold him and pose cow girl as i look into your eyes and ride m y darling..i wanna hear you screaming and moaning..i want you to fuck me good since it along time i enjoyed fucking fuck...come closer and make me horny.
my love, with the medical examination the doctor will take my blood sample to test for malaria parasite, typhoid fever, H1N1,hYPERTITIS B , HYPERTITIS A , HIV AIDS, PNEAUMONIA ETC.., NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY PUSSY.

my love,
am missing you..How is your health? i hope you are doing great and my cock missing me and await toi fuck me good so that iu can scream and moan..
dear, here are my details to send the money to me....
hi my beloved one,
really glad to meet you and just imagine how u will straddle your on the entrance of my pussy...mmmmm i need to hold your cock and never let you go away from me...I will be waiting to hear from you all the time so that i will apply for the visa and reach you.have a nice time and take good care of yourself.your pussy await for you..lots of kisses and love....

hi dear,
am with much pleasure to write to you. How are you doing? I hope you are doing great there as i have missed you darling...How is my cock doing in betwqeen your legs? mmmmm im wish am close to you so that i will suck this big cock , together with my balls...mmmmmmmmi love that...
here are my details..

i will have to go to korle bu teaching hospital with the agent of the travel and tour agency and pay for the cost for the medical examination and also the visa fee..my love
can i have your cell phone number? i will be glad to hear your voice on phone
mmm my pussy awaits for your hard cock..mmmmmwanna hold it and fumble with it as i straddle against my pussy
lot of love
joy

The Haz my beloved,
am with much pleasure to write to you..how are you doing? I hope you are doing great as am also fine missing you.my pink pussy needs you to fuck and fumble with my holes...mmm you fuck my pussy hole, asshole, throat, in between my legs, spread cum on me so that we will be swimming in a pool of sperms....cant imagine our first night. sex fantasies and good sex i may call it, though it not yet the day..
my love, send the money to my land lady. here are her bank account information.

my love,
i missed u my darling....i ant wait to be in ur arms...how is my cock doing in between your legs????

How is the climatic condition over there now? well if u still encountering any problem,
let me know.cant imagine as u straddle your hard big cock against the walls of my vagina
mmmmmm love u to hold you so soon. i need a kiss from a special one like you..Have you
tried western union money transfer? www.wu.com
I wish the best for you in all your endeavors as am waiting for you to fuck all my hole,
so that i will be screaming and moaning.....i will be so glad then
lots of hugs, love and kisses

How are u doing\? I hope you are doing great as i have missed you here.
mmmm How is my cock doing? i wish i can hold it and get my mouth vlose to it so that i will suck your cock and balls...mmmmm suck the prepuce of my cock till i hear you screaming and moaning....mmmmm dear, i need you close to pound my pussy due to the fact that it a long time since i enjoyed making love..cant imagine the day i will be in your arms , exchanging alot of sex fantasies and good sex..
Dear, i told you already that i will need 750

puke

Sorry everyone. Truly. I never asked for it. It just happened.

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:37 pm

And people say we don't suffer for our art... SHEESH Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 4:51 pm

I can understand...ops...Lenore can!
Embarassed

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 6:10 pm

I'll have you know that I did not read it! :yikes:

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 6:27 pm

I and Phil know that you never read that! Only don't ask!
Cool

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 May 2011 Posts: 21

I am seriously disturbed.

Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 4:24 am

@ Youruba, welcome to the seriously disturbing world of Romance Baiting!

It takes a strong stomach (and a serious alcohol collection) to put up with the crap we sometimes get. But the lad pain is always worth it!

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:17 am

^^ Chrys is right. Love baiting does require a certain numbness in the brain's shock department! Very Happy

Joy is still filthy:

Quote:

my love,
am glad to write to you..how are you doing? I hope u are doing great as am missing you here..
Darling, my computer was spoilt..can i have your phone number? i still love you and wanna meet you..when can we meet online?
how is my big cock doing in between your legs..wanna get my tongue on it and suck till u scream and moan to cum...will the money come if they use that swift code? i weanna come to you
lots of love, hugs and kisses to
joy

Well I gave her a K7 free voicemail number and she left a message! It's a man pretending to be a woman - who would have thought? In a high-pitched squaky voice he says:

Quote:

"Hi Babeee!! This is . Just read your email. I wish I can hear your voice on the phone. Anyway, , I'm missing you. Have a nice time and take good care of yourself OK? And I wish you can use the new swiftcode number. I wanna hear from you all the time. So have a nice time and take good care of yourself OK? <kissing noises>"

I'll try and use the new swiftcode for her bank transfer but I have a feeling that it will be denied as I already tried that bank account (and gave it to Alan!) I think I might need a different account. Hopefully Joy will phone again and if it's a good one I'll try and host the audio somewhere. His voice is funny!!!

Love Phil X

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:39 am

Euuurgh

I can only hope that this lad will generate enough self-loathing to eventually pass himself. Meanwhile, in England -

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:16 am

I knew coming over to this forum was a bad idea Shocked

Guys and Gals I have the uppermost respect of your work here...
but I will leave now and start crying in foetus position...
that has ruined internet porn for days...

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:41 pm

@ baitsamurai

Romance baiting takes a particular kind of perv -er -baiter... This wouldn't affect my porn at all! Shocked

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:44 pm

@nailgunner. Ah the *DELETED* legend lives on. Surely you're not comparing a man pretending to be a woman writing to a man pretending to be another man describing how he would like to "swim in sperm" with that man to that particular eye-burning atrocity are you? Very Happy

@baitsamurai I'm sure you were warned. But you didn't listen did you? Oh no. You have dipped your toe into the murky waters. Now you just have to wade in a little deeper and then…take the plunge. Wink

Oh, and you think it ruins intrenet pron? Try RL love-making without thinking of swiftcodes!

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:25 pm

^^^ I always think about swift codes and proxyserver and new forms... if somebody asks I tell them I think about soccer and cars Wink

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:59 am

^^^

Well here's something to put you off mealtimes, Baitsamurai - It's the Sound of Joy!!

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=204381

Oh, and she gave me another piggy! What a lovely lad(y)

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Posts: 182

I have come to the conclusion that you are being "scammed" by non other than Kirmit the frog.
At one point only my dog could hear "her"!!!!!!!!!

Regards PG

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Jun 2011 Posts: 31

Thanks for that.

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:21 am

^^

Yep. Sorry about that Hary.H. I know that's some pretty scuzzy stuff but hey! I didn't start the fire but I'm certainly fanning the flames.

@ PG Malone Laughing

Kermit the Frog? Don't you mean Miss Piggy? (Especially as she's been so generous with the bank trophies) I asked her to speak more clearly (a few octaves down would help too) and she sends me this - filthy girl:

Quote:

My love,
am filled with love and happiness to read from you. How is your health, not forgetting my hard cock? Well, I know all will be well soon for the both of us so that we can meet. Im always worried when i dont hear your voice of on phone.
It may be due to the distance that u dont hear me..i will do my best to talk veru slow and louder so that you can hear what am saying...need you balls in my mouth to hear you scream to cum..i wanna taste you cum, babe...How is the weather there now?
My favourite colour is black...sometimes wine...or white
i hope to read from you my darling..i love you THE HAZ
LOVE XXXXXXX

Now I'm off for a shower. Where's that bleach?

Love Phil X

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:25 am

^^^ How could the Haz forget her large cock??? Shocked

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:13 pm

^^

But what bothers me, Chrys, is how exactly does THIS work?

Quote:

i will do my best to talk veru slow and louder so that you can hear what am saying...need you balls in my mouth

Surely that will only make her more muffled and indistinct?

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:25 pm

Unless her idea of big balls are pea sized.

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:37 pm

^^ Maybe, Jeanette. She seems to have some strange ideas about size. Very Happy

Not only are her breasts as big as a website but her/my/whoever's cock she's talking about would have to be about 6ft if she wants to do the cha-cha-cha!

Quote:

my love,
am with much pleasure to wqrite to such an important person in my life..How is my cock doing? mmmmm wanna hold it and dance it it rythm..i love you..
my bra size is 36 com my love...
lots of hugs and kisses

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Jun 2011 Posts: 23

Can I open my eyes yet? Shocked

I thought about taking the dating scam route, but my god I'm so glad I didn't Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:43 pm

^^^ It's NEVER safe to open your eyes in the romance forums Wink

Welcome to Eater by the way

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:12 am

@Crazygaga Don't worry not all love date baits end up in the sewer of the lad's mind - some only go as far as the gutter!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Mar 2011 Posts: 22

just heard the recording. fucking funny shit. Im just beginning love and date baiting and I must say its definitely a little trickier than car sales baiting

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