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blip.block
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Mar 2011
Posts: 130
Location: I was born on Mars
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Tue May 24, 2011 6:24 pm |
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I received this gem from my hitlad.
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You are a good player, just keep it on, but tell me, how does the se@ h@wk find the tiny fish in a big great wild oc3an, if you don't know, I will tell you when I get you, Good d@y |
Sounds ominous but I feel much more enlightened after reading this email.
EDIT: Leeted to protect against Google search |
_________________ x2
Lagos --> Accra, co-bait w/ playtime
Lads do have brains
"now i know that you are not ready to get this loan bye and do not contact me again in your life"
"YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBER, JUST LISTEN AND BE WATCHING, BECAUSE ONE DAY, (ONE DAY) YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR PUUUUUUUUUUUU. SON OF A WHORE"
"I am very angry going to Τhe bank to fool myself... Await your respond..."
Click Me
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Tue May 24, 2011 6:52 pm |
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Sounds like he got his script from a chinese fortune cookie. |
_________________ "THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Tue May 24, 2011 8:29 pm |
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you reply could be something like this: "a wise man once said: FUCK OFF!" |
_________________ x56 x2 x6 x2 x2 x4 x22 x2 x2 thanks to Dora and the rest of the site killing team x4 <-- Alott@ Fag1na Asian Foods, Inc. x13 <-- Hump a t0n Infl@table Dolls & Co. x18 website x2
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[naked women here]</a>
BRUIN's WIMP Modality, Lomé - Accra
have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle... |
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chrisredfield
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2011
Posts: 203
Location: Patrolling the lawless wasteland known as the internet
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Tue May 24, 2011 9:45 pm |
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You could check his IP address, then send him a really creepy e-mail mentioning a number of prominent buildings and other features in the surrounding area. |
_________________ "go fuck your mother son of a bitch"-very angry Western Union lad.
"Kiss my ass morethanfuker,pain in ass that is what you are.fool son of a bitch"- Kush Banks
"Fuck you peter what money you are playing games with me...you are using me to get info abeg of you don't email me again because you really waste my time."- Officer Desmond
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x1 in awesome dolla-chop w/Subway 1
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue May 24, 2011 11:36 pm |
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Is that a threat? HA! Tell him this:
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· Oke oshimmiri anokataghi rie onye obula nke o na-ahughi ukwu ya anya.
[The ocean never swallows a person with whose leg it does not come in contact. ]
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_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Jesse_James
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Mar 2010
Posts: 377
Location: (Lad) Suicide is Painless (for me)
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Tue May 24, 2011 11:47 pm |
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Jim Morrison wrote: |
you reply could be something like this: "a wise man once said: FUCK OFF!" |
This is an approach I like to take.
After really pissing a lad off (I think I insulted him) he wrote and demanded an apology or bad things would happen to me.
My reply was 'Having considered the contents of your previous email I must tell you most humbly TO GO FUCK YOURSELF.'
He never wrote back. I miss him. |
_________________ If you must know, my proposal to you is not in any mandatory so cut the crabs and stop playing with yourself. - Christo Jetti
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Tue May 24, 2011 11:52 pm |
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there's loads of good igbo curses about. And there's always pidgin. ie, go dey, fit ur piken go for peppa soup (get lost, go and eat your children) ... i could go on.. |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Wed May 25, 2011 12:55 am |
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A screen shot of the map from iptracker online showing his general location and a message saying:
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I don't know about the fuckin sea hawk but I'm pretty close to finding your dumb smal boi ass. |
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_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Wed May 25, 2011 12:59 am |
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give him my regards, let him know I have a tyre for his neck. |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Chugg
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2011
Posts: 86
Location: Right Here
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Wed May 25, 2011 1:34 am |
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Chicken hawks and little fish in the big ocean? What is this guy... an assassin or an animal activist? You're trying to avoid being rubbed out, and here he is going on about marine life. The nerve!
You could (just a thought) reply that you're not afraid of chicken hawks, so he'll have to use more firepower than that if he wants to put you in the ground. If anybody threatened me with a bird, I don't think I'd be too intimidated.
I haven't had a hitlad yet, but I'm hopeful. From what I've read, they're more fun than a bottle of painkillers and a flamethrower. I've had a few not-so-veiled threats from lads, but none of them have ever offered to kill me unless I pay them. |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Wed May 25, 2011 5:56 am |
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Whoa I would tell him not to blow a seal. It could be considered animal abuse. |
_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed May 25, 2011 6:23 am |
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Sounds as if this lad's been studying under that great thinker and philosopher Eric Cantona. When asked at a press conference, why he Kung Fu kicked a supporter who was abusing him he gave this memorable reply: Seagulls |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Posted:
Wed May 25, 2011 3:48 pm |
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Feel free to use these on him:
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The dance of a millipede does not impress he who has seen the dance of a snake. |
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It is in the house of a coward that people gather and point to the tomb of yesterday’s warrior. |
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You cannot stop a child from growing big teeth; however he should have lips equally big enough to cover them. |
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He who digs too deep for a fish, may come out with a snake
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If a snake fails to show its venom, little children will use it in tying firewood. |
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The fish does not know how hot the water in the pot is until it falls inside the pot. |
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The goat cannot call the lion to an account. |
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A mad fowl has not seen an intoxicated wolf. |
And one of my favourites:
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When a tse-tse fly perches on your balls, it takes great skill not force to kill it. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Philo Kvetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Aug 2006
Posts: 577
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Wed May 25, 2011 8:09 pm |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Wed May 25, 2011 8:31 pm |
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Their minds are all cooked. Too much palm wine oh. |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Posted:
Wed May 25, 2011 10:06 pm |
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@ Slightlyoutofit: priceless! where did you find those? |
_________________ x56 x2 x6 x2 x2 x4 x22 x2 x2 thanks to Dora and the rest of the site killing team x4 <-- Alott@ Fag1na Asian Foods, Inc. x13 <-- Hump a t0n Infl@table Dolls & Co. x18 website x2
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[naked women here]</a>
BRUIN's WIMP Modality, Lomé - Accra
have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle... |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Posted:
Wed May 25, 2011 10:17 pm |
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^^Fortune cookies. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Thu May 26, 2011 12:12 am |
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Here is some more Igbo idioms. Recite these in Igbo to a lad on the phone, and they usually get scared, and hang up the phone.
http://www.kwenu.com/igbo/idioms/frame.htm |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Posted:
Thu May 26, 2011 4:48 am |
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A ma ka mmiri si were baa n'opi ugboguru?
How do they get the water in the watermelon?
I don't know, how do they get the water in the watermelon?
They plant them in the spring! |
_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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