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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:39 pm

Nobody knows! It's her secret!

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 8:45 am

Sweet Poetry's second behavioural study form from the good doctor has been sent to this lad.

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 10:41 am

Important fact: That form was done in partnership with Phil!

Thanks! Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 11:06 am

Quote:

Honey,

I'm missing you very much? I hope you're fine!

I was sure you'd be here with us this weekend! What did happen?

Dr Fudido said you were very fine in his Behavioral STudy and he is waiting for the last one. Did you answer? Ah, I didn't receive any answer from the department so I can't send the money to you. Can you verify what is the problem?

Berenice is still here with me. She is fine but still weird. Now she wants eat burgers all time...breakfast...lunch...afternoon snack... dinner.... burgers and more burgers! Maybe you need talk with her.

Kisses

yours

What is the problem with Berenice? Confused

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 12:13 pm

We need to see his completed form 1 - Did he answer all the questions?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 12:41 pm

Boring! I think he took the laziest option!! Only yes or no answers! Maybe the second form.

Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 11:11 am

Quote:

Gregory (14/5/2011 19:29:39): hello dear
Gregory: I am here now
lenorehi honey!
lenore): I'm missing you!
Gregory: I also missed you honey

yada yada yada yada

Quote:

Gregory (14/5/2011 20:01:34): darling send the money through the medium u are given
Gregory: please honey
Gregory I beg of you
lenore: and lose my money? no!
lenore: I'm going write to them again! and again!
lenore: I need only an account bank!
lenore: It's very simple!
lenore: In Brazil made money transfers it's very dangerous!
Gregory :no its not
lenore: There are many thieves!
Gregory: don't make up excuses
Gregory: I am not a kid
Gregory: okay
Gregory: don't try to play prangs
lenore: What?
Gregory : don't tell me whaat I know
lenore: What are you saying for me?
Gregory : if you send money through western
lenore: I don't believe!
Gregory : its very secure
lenore: I want you help you and you...
Gregory : its even more secure than a bank transfer
lenore: you don't love me!
lenore: Berenice is more inteligent than me!
lenore: He has a new boyfriend!
lenore: You making me cry!
Gregory : making you cry
Gregory : you are making me unhappy
Gregory : are you there?
lenore: yes
lenore: Berenice is here talking with me
Gregory : I am so much in love with you dear
lenore: Do you want talk with Berenice?
Gregory : I hope she won't be angry with me?
lenore: do you want or not?
Gregory : no dear
Gregory : she requested for a nude picture the other time and I couldn't give her
Gregory : she was so angry
Gregory : and I don't want that today
lenore: lol
lenore: no problem honey

Now is Berenice and Gregory.

Quote:

lenore: hi
lenore: are u there?
lenore: i am here Berenice
lenore: are u ungry with me?
Gregory : no dear
lenore: good
Gregory : I don't just want you to be upset dear
lenore: i am very happy
lenore: i have a boyfriend all mine!
lenore: its not for lenore
lenore: i hav two boyfriends now
lenore: you and the other!
Gregory : lol
Gregory : so which of us do u love most?
lenore: he! of course!
lenore: he does burgers!
lenore: he is very handsome!
lenore: with long black hair
Gregory : mine is blond
lenore: yes
lenore: i have a blond and a black hair man
Gregory : u never answered my question
Gregory : so which of us do u love most?
lenore: HE
lenore: ok? but i lov you too
lenore: but he is hairy
lenore: and he makes burgers
lenore: and ROCK N ROLL
lenore: HAIL HAIL
lenore: are u sad?
Gregory : I am here dear
Gregory : let me talk to lenore please
lenore: ok kisses
Gregory : bye dear
lenore: tell me kisses Berenice
lenore: no kisses for me?
lenore: i am waiting
Gregory: kisses and hugs kisses and hugs kisses and hugs kisses and hugs kisses and hugs kisses and hugs kisses and hugs kisses and hugs kisses and hugs kisses and hugs kisses and hugs kisses and hugs
lenore: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee HAIL HAIL

Lenore and Gregory again.

Quote:

lenore: Hi honey
lenore: wait!
lenore: brb
Gregory : ok]
Gregory (14/5/2011 20:38:56): waiting!!!!!!\
lenore (14/5/2011 21:04:27): honey!
lenore: I'm back sorry!
lenore: sorry honey!
Gregory : yes I am here waiting
lenore: Doctor Fudido was here.
Gregory : thats fine
lenore: He came to see Bernice
Gregory : so why didn't you allow me talk to him?
lenore: Do you want?
lenore: He is yet here
lenore: He is with Berenice, he is trying discover something about the other man
lenore: Do you want speak with him?
Gregor: if you want me to
Gregory : let me speak to him
lenore: ok one moment

Dr. Sono Fudido and Gregory. I loved it! Twisted Evil

Quote:

lenore: Hello! Nice to meet Mr Yetman!
lenore: Here is Dr Sono Fudido
lenore: I appreciate your help very much!
Gregory : how are you doing doc?
Gregory : its nothing doc
lenore: Very fine and you?
Gregory : I will be willing to do more
lenore: Any problem my lad?
Gregory : am good
lenore: I am very content with you and the study results!
lenore: Very good lad!
lenore: Keep it up!
Gregory : yes I will doc
lenore: I guess the US Army has proud f his brave lad.
Gregory : yes they are
Gregory : US cherish their force so much
lenore: But you need answer the last study to me as soon as possible!
Gregory : maybe in an hour or two
Gregory : you ll get the reply
Gregory : I am doing that now
lenore: Thans! Thanks! You're a great lad!
lenore: Lenore is a luck girl!
lenore: I'll be waiting!
lenore: Well, sorry I need to go now. It's late!
lenore: It was a pleasure to talk with a brave lad!
lenore: Don't forget the Study, ok?
Gregory : yes doc

Lenore and Gregory.

Quote:

lenore: Sorry, Lenore
lenore: The doctor went
Gregory : honey can you send the money on Monday?
lenore: Will I have the informations that I need?
Gregory : yes
Gregory : I have it now
lenore: Send me an email ok
lenore: Here i can lose the informations
lenore: I'm so happy honey
lenore: When you come to me?
Gregory : when I get the money
Gregory : I have talked to a secret agent in Cyprus
Gregory : and she has offered to help
Gregory : she is an FBI
Gregory : in cyprus
lenore: ok
Gregor: I have sensed some things about the department
Gregory : so I have collected her account info
lenore: Monday I'll go to the bank!
lenore: When you come tome?
Gregory : I will fly on wednesday
Gregory : I will be there by Thursday
lenore: great!
lenore: Oh, I have a lot of things to do!
lenore: tell me, what do you prefer? Beer or wine?
Gregory : wine
lenore: ok, I'll buy to you!
lenore: Honey! I'm so happy!
lenore: did you send the informations for me?
Gregory (14/5/2011 21:47:2 Cool

: not yet
Gregory : BANK NAMEank of Cyprus ADDRESS:mesa geitonia limassol Cyprus NAME ON ACCOUNTriila Ba2ulo ACCOUNT NUMBER:033xxxxxxxx
Gregory : her name is
Gregory : Pri2cila Bac2u2lo
lenore: send an email
lenore: If i have wrong informations I'll not can send the money to you!
Gregory : I am sending the message]
lenore: ok honey
lenore: honey i remember something very important
Gregory : what?
lenore: don't forget the questions
lenore: you promised to the doctor!
lenore: Honey, I'll go to take a shower now and you'll go and answer the questions, ok?

Very good my lad! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 1:15 pm

... and another piggy! Closed lad accounts

Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 1:29 am

Quote:

Honey,
Where are you? I wanted talk with you but you weren't on line!
I went to the bank today but when I were there I remember you had not told me what value I should send to you! Then I did nothing! How much do you want?
Ah, I discovered somethings about Berenice!

He sent it to her "boyfriend":

Hello!
Odds-on I'm the pretty one! But Lenore is funny! You'll like her! Sometimes she griefs me but ok.
I'm from Brazil, São Paulo. Do you know this city?
I like undercooked burgers!

xxx

Bere

Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 8:24 am

What's with the undercooked burgers? Is she pregnant?

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 9:01 am

No, she's not...I guess.

Quote:

I missed you so much my love and really missed you so much,I will be happy if you make the payment tomorrow my love.The total money which was sent to you by the Department is $3000USD.make sure you send the money tomorrow so I ll be flying this weekend.
I love you so much and will be expecting your message tomorrow

Greg

Quote:

Good morning my love,I hope you had a wonderful night.I missed you so much and wish we were together already.make sure you make the payment today my love,see you soon.

Greg

If he wants it, he can whistle for it. Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 9:35 am

Quote:

Good morning dear,

Sorry, I waited yesterday for your answer and today I can not go to to the bank. I'll need to do a business little trip. It's near here but I'll return only on Friday.

kisses

yours

Lenore

Ah, look this email from Berenice:

"
I want more! Send!
You have burgers, fries and salad. Do you want a muffin?

HAIL HAIL

xxx
Bere"

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:53 pm

He is a lovely lad! Cool

Quote:

ok dear,as you wish,even if you like send it next 15 years,all well and good

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 3:35 pm

Yesterday evening

Quote:

DING-DONG!!!
Gregory: hello my love
Gregory: how have u been honey
lenore: hello
Gregory: I also missed u so much
lenore: Oh, I was missing you!
lenore: Are you fine?
lenore: Tell me the news
lenore: I was here yesterday night
Gregory: where did u travel to that made you go offline for days?
Gregory: I am not fine
lenorec: are you sick?
Gregory: what news?
Gregory: what is mwrong with me is more than sickness
Gregory: why have you not get me to brasil yet?
lenore: Tomorrow I need to see doctor Fudido and after I'll go to the bank
lenore: ok?
Gregory: darling are you sure?
lenore: of course honey!
Gregory: and are you sure all the informayion I sent to you is all you need for the transfer?
lenore: yes honey!
Gregory: honey
Yetman Gregory: lets make each day of this relationship count
lenore: yes
Gregory: honey I love you so much and I wanna come to brasil to make you feel like a real lady and show you lots of love
Gregory: I really wanna show you true love
Gregory: I wanna ########
lenore: wow
Gregory: honey I have to go now
Gregory: I have been summoned
lenore: when you return?
Gregory: I may not return today
lenore: what a pity!
Gregory: it depends on what my major want me to do
Gregory: so honey about tomorrow
Gregory: are you certain there will no be excuses
Gregory: I have to go my love
lenore: ok honey
Gregory: darling I want you to do something for me now
Gregory: give me your ID and passord
Gregory: I wanna check your mails
lenore: why?
Gregory: I just wanna see
Gregory: can't I check my lover mail?
lenore: Do you think I have another man?
Gregory: not that honey
Gregory: I just wanna see
lenore: Don't you trust me?
Gregory: I trust you
Gregory: have you forgotten I am a secret agent
lenore: you offend me!
Gregory: a USMC
Gregory: I wanna check if no one as been tracking our conversation
Gregory: you can't understand
lenore: no, I can't! I'm angry with you! I don't have another man! Bye!

in this morning

Quote:

Good day my love
I missed you so much my love and really had a great time with you yesterday and I hope that can really happen with you by my side in my muscular arms soon.I love you so much and will love to make you horny always.
Let me know immediately you make the transfer so I ll contact the agent receiving it so I ll get it and go book a flight

Yours always

Greg

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 3:41 pm

Just now!

Quote:

Dear Mr. Yetman,
First I apologize for the lack of news. I was in a Congress of Psychiatry, 164th Annual Meeting American Psychiatric Association, Honolulu, Havaí. I returned to Brazil this weekend.
I am very concerned about Berenice, Lenore and you. You know about the new Berenice’s “boyfriend”?
I studied your answers in the Behavioral Study I and II. You’re in the normality case but in the moment that is a problem! Berenice is not a normal case and the relationship with her and her sister Lenore Psychologically shun conventional standards declared. I know that you know that I knew that you knew, don’t you? Now with the new “boyfriend” of Lenore the case is getting worse. I prefered you aren’t so normal. Did you answer all questions with a deep sincerity? I guess it was very strange for a man like you.I’m talking about the violence you can see every day and the stress situations that you live. After all you’re in a war!
Lenore was here this morning and I talked with her for a long time. She was very sad and boring with me. I know you’ll be able to understand me when I said to her the better thing in the moment is you stay far from here. Don’t worry I guess it’s not for a long time, I only need clarify certain psychological issues outstanding that may be obstacles to the welfare of my patient Berenice.
I’m sure you will collaborate courageously with us. Lenore told me your love is sincere for her and Berenice. I hope that is true. I ordered Lenore for don’t send the money to you for a while. I’m sorry but you must wait a few.
It’s all for the moment. I’ll send more information as soon as possible.
Do you know how to Hula dance?

Aloha!
PhD Sono Fudido

I want dance Hula!

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 7:22 pm

Quote:

My dear Greg,

I'm very sad and without words. I guess you already received the email from Dr Sono.
He ordered me for don't send the money to you because it's important to Berenice you aren't here for now.
I'm worried if you believe me and if you'll still love me! Honey, tell me! Will you be a brave gentleman? Will you wait for me?
I already cried a lot but I know it's all for Berenice! You know how much important she is for me!
For now, I need discover who is that man, the burger man!

kisses

yours

Lenore

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 4:45 pm

Quote:

Honey,

I'm very very sad! My heart is broke.
Why you don't tak with me? I need you!

See the Berenice's email for her mistery "boyfriend":

"Lovely jubbly my meal! You pushed my funk button!
I'm gagging for you! But this is our lowdown!

xxx

Bere

HAIL HAIL"

"Honey,

I'm very sad! Did you forget me? why you didn't write to me?

My sister said me that our groom will not come here and the fault is yours! I'm over it!

I'm thinking about hit the road and meet you!

xxx

Bere"

I guess it's serious!

kisses

yours

Lenore

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:14 pm

Ok, I'n here!
Dr Fudido wrote to Mr Yetman.

Quote:

Dear Mr. Yetman,
First I apologize for the lack of news. I was in a Congress of Psychiatry, 164th Annual Meeting American Psychiatric Association, Honolulu, Havaí. I returned to Brazil this weekend.
I am very concerned about Berenice, Lenore and you. You know about the new Berenice’s “boyfriend”?
I studied your answers in the Behavioral Study I and II. You’re in the normality case but in the moment that is a problem! Berenice is not a normal case and the relationship with her and her sister Lenore Psychologically shun conventional standards declared. I know that you know that I knew that you knew, don’t you? Now with the new “boyfriend” of Lenore the case is getting worse. I prefered you aren’t so normal. Did you answer all questions with a deep sincerity? I guess it was very strange for a man like you.I’m talking about the violence you can see every day and the stress situations that you live. After all you’re in a war!
Lenore was here this morning and I talked with her for a long time. She was very sad and boring with me. I know you’ll be able to understand me when I said to her the better thing in the moment is you stay far from here. Don’t worry I guess it’s not for a long time, I only need clarify certain psychological issues outstanding that may be obstacles to the welfare of my patient Berenice.
I’m sure you will collaborate courageously with us. Lenore told me your love is sincere for her and Berenice. I hope that is true. I ordered Lenore for don’t send the money to you for a while. I’m sorry but you must wait a few.
It’s all for the moment. I’ll send more information as soon as possible.
Do you know how to Hula dance?

Aloha!
PhD Sono Fudido

the answer

Quote:

I am willing to do anything to help Doc.All I need is $3000 for my ticket fee,then I will be there as soon as possible.

Regards

Greg

Yes.. a few days later another email from the doctor

Quote:

Dear Mr Yetman,

I guess all people here decided to have hysterics problems! I had to hospitalize twenty! Twenty! Do you believe?

I'm sure that you want to know about Lenore and Berenice, don't you? Well, Berenice is very fine and Lenere is getting better. I did Lenore make a trip to my farm to rest and there I don't have a computer. Lenore is coming back soon, don't worry!

About the money, no problem! Tell me the informations about your account bank and I'll send the money to you as soon as possible.

Ah, I can't use Western Union or MoneyGram because I had a little problem with it.... and I'm yet for solve the problem with IRS in my country. I don't need give you the details of it.

Answer as soon you receive it. Lenore is waiting for you!

your friend

PhD Sono Fudido

Let's go to wait....

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:46 am

Going for a piggy farm? - Glad you are back, I missed you.

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:09 am

well... let me try....

A letter from the doctor to Greg

Quote:

Hello man,

I hope you're still alive!!! I'm worried! I know it's very dangerous there in Iraq!!

I am here with your money... and now? May I send it to you?

Lenore is still waiting for you!!! You're a lucky man!!!

Answer me as soon as possible.

PhD Sono Fudido

I'm not sure if I'll have an answer..... Crying or Very sad

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:55 pm

Oh...I have bad news!!!! sorry.... Crying or Very sad

In the Yahoo messenger:

Quote:

Gregory: hello my love
lenore: honey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gregory: how have you been darling
Gregory: how is berenice
lenore: I can't believe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gregory: and doctor
Gregory: believe what?
lenore: I guess you are died!!!!!
Gregory: no am not
lenore: I was missing you a lot!!!!!
Gregory: yes I know
lenore: thanks God!!
Gregory: you were missing those words you want to take to 419beaters
Gregory: lol
Gregory: I am sure you missed me a lot
Gregory: I also missed you

ops... 419beaters?

Quote:

Gregory: how is you father and mother
Gregory: and I guess you sister is still insane
Gregory: lol
lenore: What?
lenorem: What did you say?
Gregory: lol
Gregory: I have known about 419beaters for long dummy
Gregory: II was playing along with you in your foolishnes
Gregory: I was just having fun with you and making money with others

Quote:

Gregory: Berenice will never get well
Gregory: and if she is not berenice
Gregory: any name your sister bear
Gregory: she will surely go insane
Gregory: Amen
Gregory: lol

Do I have a sister? True or false?

Quote:

Gregory: my love
lenore: what?
lenore: I can't understand
lenore: are you there?
Gregory: yes darling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lenore: can you explain what are you saying?
Gregory: let your site and you all explain to each other
lenore: site?
lenore: I guess I am very confused
lenore: greg? Please
lenore: why are you talking with me in this manner?
BUZZ!!!
lenore: please honey!
Gregory: darling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gregory: in every game
lenore: are you going to talk with me or not?
Gregory: there is always a winner
Gregory: am I not talking sweety
Gregory: how is Doctor
lenore: who?
lenore: I was happy talking with you, but now.....
lenore: You aren't my Greg!!!
Gregory: oh
Gregory: so touching
Gregory is typing...
Gregory: so emotional
lenore: who are you?
BUZZ!!!
lenore: tell me who is speaking?
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
lenore: are you going to talk with me or not?
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!

THE END....... Cool

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:33 am

Quote:

II was playing along with you in your foolishnes ... I was just having fun with you and making money with others

Of course they all say that they knew it all along. Mr. Green

And I doubt that he is making all that much money, he is too stupid.

Hope you are reading this, mugu! You are ful oooooo !

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Mar 2011 Posts: 128

And after all- who is just a lying criminal not able to make money in a honest way, and still stuck in his poor life...

Well done sweet poetry...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:18 pm

The mugu patiently filled in all those lovely forms but "knew it all along"? Whom is he trying to fool? Laughing

If only there were a way to let his scamming collegues in the internet café know!

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:54 am

I could not resist! I sent this message:

Quote:

Dear, I need to tell you a secret: I am not a woman! I am a man!
kisses baby!!!!

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