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windypops
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Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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Location: Planet X
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Thu May 19, 2011 4:08 pm |
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As a survivor of numerous end of the world predictions I'm looking forward to this one. Annoyingly, I forgot to warn my religious lads there might not be time to finalise the deal.
The Rapture
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Thu May 19, 2011 4:17 pm |
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^^He's early. We don't get to the ultimate rave until 2012, everyone knows that. The Mayans said so.
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Thu May 19, 2011 4:19 pm |
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Yeah i saw an article on this, apparently someone has also set up a post rapture pet insurance to guarantee that one of the doomed on earth will look after your pet once you ascended to heaven.
im not sure if thats evil or genius |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Thu May 19, 2011 4:21 pm |
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/05/17/judgment_day/ |
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NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Thu May 19, 2011 4:37 pm |
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^^ yeah thats it
i have a theory about the mayan calender ending in 2012 anyway. As they were all carved in stone, i assume after they had carved nearly 2000 years of calender they got fed up and stopped, 2000 years of advance warning for when the tax year starts, and public holidays is surely enough for any culture??? |
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"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Scentless Apprentice
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1955
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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Thu May 19, 2011 4:43 pm |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu May 19, 2011 4:44 pm |
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As an amateur astronomer, 2012 is the only one I'm worried about. A lot of planets line up on the 21st Dec. That's a lot of gravity pulling in one direction. Even Newton worked out that event might cause trouble, and he knew what he was talking about. |
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El Nombre
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 375
Location: slapping the nearest lad with a spoon
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Thu May 19, 2011 5:24 pm |
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Hearing the name Rature, i automatically thought of Bioshock, then Andrew Ryan... then Ayn Rand
but still end of the world... i have an apocalypse plan ready for this years apoc... assuming the undead are making an appearance |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Thu May 19, 2011 5:30 pm |
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Camping previously claimed that the world would end in September 1994. |
If only. We'd have been spared Justin Bieber.
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a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day |
So that's how Microsoft Outlook works! |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu May 19, 2011 5:34 pm |
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I keep saying...the Maya just ran out of room. They filled up that stone tablet fast. We just haven't re-discovered the 2nd one. Perhaps a good safari theme? |
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Scentless Apprentice
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1955
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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Thu May 19, 2011 5:43 pm |
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El Nombre wrote: |
Hearing the name Rature, i automatically thought of Bioshock, then Andrew Ryan... then Ayn Rand |
I immediately thought of this...........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIRG0QOEkyM
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Winner: 2012
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu May 19, 2011 6:35 pm |
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But but but I've just bought a Lotto Ticket for Saturday night
What happens if I win????????? |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Thu May 19, 2011 6:50 pm |
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^Irish, don't you live in UTC+12:00? Give your ticket to someone who lives somewhere in UTC-10:00-UTC-12:00 and will have time to spend the monies. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu May 19, 2011 7:22 pm |
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Time to wash the white robes! Have fun being left behind. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Thu May 19, 2011 7:27 pm |
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I'll take your lotto tickets Irish
I promise to send you the money back if we survive, in my normal efficient way
I'm looking on the bright side, if rapture does occur I wont have to pay the credit card bill at the end of the month
Of course they could be predicting that the earth will become home to dinosaurs again, they really meant Raptor |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu May 19, 2011 7:36 pm |
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nanny ogg wrote: |
if rapture does occur I wont have to pay the credit card bill at the end of the month |
Sorry but I think the banksters are going to be left behind with the rest of us. You'll still owe. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu May 19, 2011 7:36 pm |
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I'll be eating the last of my 1200 pounds of beans and rice I bought for Y2K. Wake me when it's over. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu May 19, 2011 7:38 pm |
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^^^What, you're going to fart your way to heaven? It doesn't work that way. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Thu May 19, 2011 7:57 pm |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Thu May 19, 2011 8:07 pm |
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Arrrgh zombie bankers
<images of Fred Goodwin lurching towards me>
Thats it! I'm off to load up the camper van with essentials |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Thu May 19, 2011 8:21 pm |
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Hot in here. Kool-aid, ayone? |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Thu May 19, 2011 8:24 pm |
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I've got elderflower cider if anyone wants some |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu May 19, 2011 9:40 pm |
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Boy, it's bad when you have to log onto Eater to know the world is ending! |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Thu May 19, 2011 10:28 pm |
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lord goldblade wrote: |
Yeah i saw an article on this, apparently someone has also set up a post rapture pet insurance to guarantee that one of the doomed on earth will look after your pet once you ascended to heaven.
im not sure if thats evil or genius |
I posted that one up on 3 Feb. and I can never decide if it's a scam or not.
Anyway, when the Rapture is brought up in conversation, I end up struggling not to giggle.
I always associate the Rapture with this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_JKzRy1XKM
Yes, I know Abduction and the Rapture aren't the same, but I suspect they appeal to the same type of mentality. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu May 19, 2011 10:39 pm |
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Trade the Lotto tickets for the Elderflower Cider Gytha, I have really bad luck with Lotto tickets, so I may as well console myself with the cider |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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