Sometimes I think I will never understand lads

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 6:21 am

We all know that many lads don't read your first replies and that not being familiar with Western culture you can get away with baiting as Han Solo. But when someone (me) tells one of these "I have $ millions to invest in a good business" about my chain of animal brothels I want to expand, going into lurid details about my rich and famous clients, excuses about late replies as I was on a buying trip as I needed a couple of sheep and a shire horse stallion and even telling him that Dominique Strauss-Khan has been fitted up as he was in our London branch the other week and I happen to know he only likes shetland ponies I mean surely any sane individual anywhere in the world must stop and say "Here just a minute! You're having me on aren't you!!"

Not this lad. He really thinks I run a chain of animal brothels. He's even typed up a investment contract.

I didn't even want to bait him. I only sent him the animal brothel thing as he's got past the spam filter and I expected he'd go away.

It's been three weeks and he's still about. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 10:20 am

maybe he is going to buy you some goats...

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 10:35 am

ask him if you can agree that the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:48 am

And don't forget the Sanity Clause.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 1:13 pm

I've heard of stranger things lads believe. Dan O'Flannigan breeds shamrocks, tends to their hooves, and once had some of their eggs eaten by weasels. One of them raced in the Milan Eisteddfod. I can understand a Nigerian not knowing what a shamrock or an eisteddfod is, but surely they know that no animal both has hooves and lays eggs?

Can you get him to change that to "non-circumcision agreement"?

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 1:20 pm

I would make the lad agree to be "Chief Quality Control Officer" and then go into great detail about what that means....

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 2:09 pm

This from someone who hangs out with such bohemian dilettantes as you ever saw, with their elastic virtue and fascinations on full display: Click me for a good time

Wink

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Dec 2010 Posts: 586

Id like to give him a go. Can you please post the header?

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 9:00 am

Don't have his original but it was an "I have $$$ lots to invest" so just salet him know about your wonderful business opportunity.

He's at john {dot} yule11 {at} yahoo.com

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Dec 2010 Posts: 586

If no one has done it yet Id like to try the WIMP modality with this guy. Please let me know if youve dont it already as of course it will ruin it for the both of us. Thanks!

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

You got him overheated by the possibility of goats.

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