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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Wed May 18, 2011 6:21 am |
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We all know that many lads don't read your first replies and that not being familiar with Western culture you can get away with baiting as Han Solo. But when someone (me) tells one of these "I have $ millions to invest in a good business" about my chain of animal brothels I want to expand, going into lurid details about my rich and famous clients, excuses about late replies as I was on a buying trip as I needed a couple of sheep and a shire horse stallion and even telling him that Dominique Strauss-Khan has been fitted up as he was in our London branch the other week and I happen to know he only likes shetland ponies I mean surely any sane individual anywhere in the world must stop and say "Here just a minute! You're having me on aren't you!!"
Not this lad. He really thinks I run a chain of animal brothels. He's even typed up a investment contract.
I didn't even want to bait him. I only sent him the animal brothel thing as he's got past the spam filter and I expected he'd go away.
It's been three weeks and he's still about. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Wed May 18, 2011 10:20 am |
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maybe he is going to buy you some goats... |
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Wed May 18, 2011 10:35 am |
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ask him if you can agree that the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part. |
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have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed May 18, 2011 11:48 am |
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And don't forget the Sanity Clause. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Wed May 18, 2011 1:13 pm |
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I've heard of stranger things lads believe. Dan O'Flannigan breeds shamrocks, tends to their hooves, and once had some of their eggs eaten by weasels. One of them raced in the Milan Eisteddfod. I can understand a Nigerian not knowing what a shamrock or an eisteddfod is, but surely they know that no animal both has hooves and lays eggs?
Can you get him to change that to "non-circumcision agreement"? |
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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Wed May 18, 2011 1:20 pm |
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I would make the lad agree to be "Chief Quality Control Officer" and then go into great detail about what that means.... |
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"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed May 18, 2011 2:09 pm |
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This from someone who hangs out with such bohemian dilettantes as you ever saw, with their elastic virtue and fascinations on full display: Click me for a good time
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"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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bigdaddy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Dec 2010
Posts: 586
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Wed May 18, 2011 11:43 pm |
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Id like to give him a go. Can you please post the header? |
_________________ I repeat, do not arrange for the cops and if you play hard i will pull my trigger and i have my bullet straight in your F**king fore head -
Madam F**k you with your game ok and dont write to my email or l will track you down with FBI you play with me .
You are nothing but an idiot , You must die by motor accident by fooling with a man that is old enough to be your father .
soon you will writing from your grave .
IDIOT (Barrister after I closed his bank account)
Ch4nt4l Posse-Accra, Ghana > Cotonou, Benin (Co-Bait with GnarlySpoof+psychicbait)
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu May 19, 2011 9:00 am |
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Don't have his original but it was an "I have $$$ lots to invest" so just salet him know about your wonderful business opportunity.
He's at john {dot} yule11 {at} yahoo.com |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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bigdaddy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Dec 2010
Posts: 586
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Sat May 21, 2011 1:55 am |
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If no one has done it yet Id like to try the WIMP modality with this guy. Please let me know if youve dont it already as of course it will ruin it for the both of us. Thanks! |
_________________ I repeat, do not arrange for the cops and if you play hard i will pull my trigger and i have my bullet straight in your F**king fore head -
Madam F**k you with your game ok and dont write to my email or l will track you down with FBI you play with me .
You are nothing but an idiot , You must die by motor accident by fooling with a man that is old enough to be your father .
soon you will writing from your grave .
IDIOT (Barrister after I closed his bank account)
Ch4nt4l Posse-Accra, Ghana > Cotonou, Benin (Co-Bait with GnarlySpoof+psychicbait)
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Sun May 22, 2011 4:51 am |
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You got him overheated by the possibility of goats. |
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you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
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