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Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 3:30 pm

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My name is Barry David, a native of Britain, I have diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer
that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has
defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live
according to medical experts.

Well let's set up a charity for defiled medicines then!! Very Happy

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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:27 am

For some reason I can't stop cracking up at the fact that one of my Lads (the Bank representative from a NOK scam) keeps ending his emails with this:

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THANK YOU FOR PATRONIZING US.

You don't know how right you are.

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:41 pm

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And prior to the outstanding issued base upon the adrenaline.i most understand that you have record the information through Mr, Ma1co1m Reyno1ds before my letter.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:44 am

I think Busty and Lisa have had a real effect on our 3 year baited Donny.

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Don
Pals please I am curious to know the history of "thou shall not hit a woman" I am pretty sure it is not in the bible that it is a taboo to hit a woman. So what is the origin and justification for this sexist moral code?

my mum advice that I keep remembering is that when someone offends u, don't rule him/her out of ur life entirely but consider the good he/she has done to u.. and My mum alway tell me 2 b careful abt woman cuz dey ar dangerous which is true

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 4:17 pm

I balked at my lad's attorney because he was pushing how cheap he was and I told him you never want to trust a cheap lawyer.

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THE PURPOSE WHY KEVIN IS SO CHEAP IS HE IS A DEAL FROM ME, TRUST ME I HAVE DONE THIS TRNASACTION MANY TIME TO DISTRIBUT HERITANCES IT IS BEST WAY, I GIVE A PERSON OVER 2000000 YESTERDAY

So glad he has experience in giving out large sums of money.

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 3:39 am

Did I miss something? Apparently the Bank of England has made migratory birds the basis of its currency before they seriously devalued it:

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your email amongst five others has been chosen randomly from a selection of sub regions within the six continents of the world domains and email as the beneficiary of the donation grant of 810,000GBP(Eight Hundred and Ten Great British Pound Starlings) with PHCV TAG NUMBER: 228.900.110.1111

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 4:37 am

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Then I have my ideal for the Barrister to explain the statues to the UN Humanitarian Affairs Manager and the UNICEF Manager

Strange use for sculpture they have in Ghana...

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 11:01 am

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SIR I WRITE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR FUNDS CONSIGNMENTS BOXES ARE STILL SAFE HERE WITH ME AND I WANT TO DELIVER THEM TO YOU ON TIME BEFORE THE GHANA GOVERNMENT WILL RAISE THEIR EYE-BROWN TO THE FUNDS BOXES.

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 2:05 pm

Been trying (unsuccessfully) to get a photo of my lad holding a sign. After sending him a rather firm email about his unprofessionalism and unwillingness to do such a simple task, his next email to me begins with this:

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SEQUEL TO YOUR LETTER AND THE MISSUSE OF WORLD.

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 12:07 am

More puzzling Ghanaian sculptures:

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But the most important aspect that i would want you to understand is that your imagination are very wrong to my statues.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:18 am

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Is there any way you can raise say 2,500 BPS?,If you can then i will have no option to Auction my Car i and my Wife bought not a Month ago Brown New.

Brown is a really bad colour for cars.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:54 am

Just so much to love in this lad's opening format...

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Hello Dear Friend,

Listing to understand me very well,

I've listed to port and starboard and I still can't understand you.

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The federal committee in Benin republic and Commissioner of police in Benin republic held a meeting with precedence Mr. IYA BONI,

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THIS IS THE INFORMATION WITCH YOU WILL USE

I assume the information witch is some sort of techno-pagan

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Thank you,
Remember bless

How could I forget Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 12:05 pm

From the Ghanaian Statues Lad comes this passage:

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I advise you to be a very wise foreign withe man. In fact there are many Government Officials who has been has been using foreign contacts to snick money out of the Country but i always be unfortunate that if any slit mistake on their Document, then it can be hold on transit or other law enforcement office, and for the fact that the Fund has been use by foreign Contact, then the law-enforcement agencies will hold the fund till the Beneficiary attention are provide before release, and just as you can see, the money in question are pee nut other has been doing.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 3:34 pm

From a Barrister

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I quite understand your fears and anxiety over this issue of fund transfers and you are apprehensive and I want to assure you that it is normal for you to be apprehensive.

A farmer cannot take the command of a ship without misgivings neither could a sailor take the command of a farm without misgivings.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 4:30 pm

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I'm not a scammer and cannot involve myself in such an astrocity, i have a dignity to protect, don't let anybody deceive you about me, God bear me withness that i'm not a scammer.

New name for Festac Town?

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 5:51 am

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when Dog want's to die and you are talking to the Dog and the Dog don't want to hear you, you will live the Dog to die.

I have no idea. None whatsoever.

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 1:10 pm

Three different lads.

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I want to assure you that your dyslexia is not a problem because nationality or race is not an obstacle in this transaction.

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The lawyer say he will need it to do the pepperwork. Yes he has many types of peppers, why do u ask me this?

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The new yam festival is celebrated by the shooting of guns by heavy farmers, you can shoot as many gunshots as possible depending on your harvest that year. Young children always tie their mothers wrapper round their waist in a royal fashion style and dance round the market square several times to the admiration of their parents who prepares a yam stew for them which they are served with as soon as the comes home. Out of excitement, the able to do ones always spray money to these children as they dance round in the market square, the best dancer amongst them goes home with a lot of money.

My favorite is the one in my sig where my latest lad wrote a birthday poem to my pet pig last week.

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 2:10 pm

A new one on me, next of kin to someone not dead yet:

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onestly speaking
your replied answer to these very proposal is never enough to entrust
such an golden opportunity with you, so it is more realy better you
rather re-confirm back to me with more assurance and your trueness and
genuinely interest to stand as a true next of kin to handle this fund
into your foreign bank for our future investment project setup in your
country very soon, then since I have been opportuned to sourced you to
stand as the true next of kin to my father though he is not yet dead
but almost to a point of dead because he is today very sick and having
a partial stroke so it is better your readvise to me your fulness
interest by sending to me all your true detail informations atwhich my
banker has requested to make all the legalised transfer documentaions
unto your beneficiary name.

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 1:24 pm

My Ghanaian Statues Lad has issues with my UN persona:

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But rather he spooked alliterative to the issue,,,,

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:22 pm

This is part of a bank account transfer application I got from my lad.

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I therefore wish you do diligent banking Duty and carry out this transfer without any further delay.

Excuse me for putting claim lately after many years of the demise of my diseased Cousin it was due to my being busy with duty.

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 10:42 pm

Weird weather and farming practices in Ladland:

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I implore you to make hale while the sunshine as no one is requestin upfront payment form you.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 1:54 pm

This is a new one...

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We are in receipt of your amiol

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 3:54 pm

Senegal refugee orphan with the usual "I love you" line.

I tell "Her" that I'm a gay man.

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Honey all you have said is acceptable to me as pay said that you are going to send to me the money for my trip to United Kingdom, i even like to be a homosexual like you as soon as i come over to your country,

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 11:57 pm

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We will be waiting for your mail back and the payment by end of the may

Good, that gives me a week!

Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 6:22 pm

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I am 25yrs old 165cm tall, chocolate skinned, with brown sexy eyeballs

Nothing like sexy eyeballs.

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