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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Fri May 13, 2011 6:18 am |
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I've been away from the board of late. It's not because I don't like you people (excluding SOOI), but rather due to a few RL complications. The first was my laptop giving up the ghost. The second was final exams, and the third was this masterpiece:
That clavicular horrorshow came by way of mountain bike crash. Just yesterday, I had a plate put in where the break occurred (right by the sternum) and a screw to bring the other end back down to attach to the A.C. joint in my shoulder. And now, when I need him most, where is Nurse Nasty? |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri May 13, 2011 6:44 am |
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All that for a screw. Hope she was worth it. Next time try chocs and a slushy film. 
Hope you mend soon.  |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Fri May 13, 2011 6:58 am |
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Wear a crash helmet next time!
Get well soon! |
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Fri May 13, 2011 7:27 am |
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buried under 419 emails
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Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Fri May 13, 2011 7:30 am |
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That looks painful, get well soon. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri May 13, 2011 9:12 am |
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I hope it hurts.
A lot.
Sorry to hear about the laptop though.  |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Fri May 13, 2011 9:49 am |
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I hope that at least the exams went well. |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Fri May 13, 2011 10:49 am |
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I'm glad to see you are back, Mr SK, but please do add 'NSFW' in the title. |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri May 13, 2011 10:58 am |
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Eeek hope you are better already and hope all exams went well!
(At least, your shoulder seems to have healed better than your laptop...) |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Fri May 13, 2011 11:18 am |
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So, in other words... you got boned! 
Get well, damnit! |
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Fowan Nyne
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Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Fri May 13, 2011 11:31 am |
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Is the bike OK? |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Fri May 13, 2011 11:43 am |
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That should be worth a new custom tag. |
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Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Fri May 13, 2011 1:28 pm |
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What is with the custom tag stuff...
SK, what are you doing here? You dissed the PLT, remember?
Anyway, airport screeners are going to love you, aren't they? Hope you mend quick! |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Fri May 13, 2011 1:30 pm |
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Wear a crash helmet next time!
Get well soon! |
Crash helmets don't work well on shoulders. Your supposed to wear them your head Vampire!!  |
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Dr Mike
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Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Fri May 13, 2011 1:58 pm |
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Glad to see you back Mr S. I have missed you.
Fixed it
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Wear crash shoulder pads next time!
Get well soon! |
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DoraTheExplorer
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Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Fri May 13, 2011 2:25 pm |
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Shorty sent us fake xrays for sympathy too, so I ain't falling for it, SK. You'll need to submit full doctors' reports and I think there are some forms for you to fill out (in green ink) before we can accept your 'accident' claim. |
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Bankster
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Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Fri May 13, 2011 2:30 pm |
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Sorry to hear about your laptop. I hope you can get it fixed soon. |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
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Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Fri May 13, 2011 8:46 pm |
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That's a big owie...
I'm glad that it wasn't worse, it could have been your desktop computer. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sat May 14, 2011 2:42 am |
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You have my empathy. I had that exact same injury (on the right side, no less) when I was 11 years old. I don't have the x-rays however. Come to think of it, I don't remember them taking x-rays. |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Sat May 14, 2011 8:00 am |
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Crash helmets don't work well on shoulders. Your supposed to wear them your head Vampire!! |
If he wears a crash helmet on his head, it isn't protecting much, is it?
edit: I never wear a crash helmet when cycling, there's no need to protect anything. (to beat any funny remarks) |
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Sat May 14, 2011 10:00 am |
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o shit, I've seen many injuries like that, they aren't pretty |
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TheDane
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Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sat May 14, 2011 11:23 am |
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[quote="the vampire"]
| Bart Fargo wrote: |
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Least of all your helmet hair... |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat May 14, 2011 4:52 pm |
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Accident? Riding down the middle of the Expressway just isn't smart, MS.
Drafting behind 18-wheelers again, were you? Rushing to your exams? And your laptop got run over? What were you thinking?
You'll get no sympathy from me. It's your own fault.
Next you will say it was some juju curse from one of the idiots you have been abusing lately. |
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Nailgunner
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Joined: 01 May 2008
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Sat May 14, 2011 11:00 pm |
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Ouch. There's a good reason bicycles are most polular in the Netherlands, there's not much chance of going arse over tit on a mountain Hope it all sticks up nice and quick. |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Sun May 15, 2011 1:50 am |
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Very sad your laptop dies and your girlfriend is out of commission. Hope you get better soon.
Hey you don't sell rocks do you? |
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