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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Fri May 13, 2011 8:33 pm |
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I haven't been baiting this lad long. Couple of weeks perhaps. Things went downhill in a hurry.
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KINDLY OPEN THE ATTACHED FILE AND REPLY US URGENTLY WITH THE ANSWERS ON THE QUESTIONS THAT WE NEED TO HAVE FROM YOU AS TO BE SURE THAT YOU ARE THE RIGHT CLAIMANT TO LATE MR. MAHMOOD KHAN'S DEPOSIT WITH THIS BANK. |
I'm not filling out his stupid paperwork so, after attaching a 3MB renamed dll file, I wrote: |
I have put my answers to all the questions on the questionaire and am sending a scan of it back to you. I am also including a copy of my passport. Is there anything else you need? |
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Wish to let you know that the questioniare you said you filled and returned back to us was "blank" and no message/answer to view on it. We advise you write out the details and forward to us. |
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What do you mean it was blank? I filled it out just like you said. |
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I MEAN THERE WAS NO INFORMATION TO READ ON THE ATTACHEMENT YOU SENT OK... |
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I filled it out completely. How can there be no information on there to read? What the hell is going on here? Are you just jerking me around? |
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It seems you don't have manner at all...simply resend us the information ok... |
Trying to be cooperative, I attached another giant file and then wrote: |
OK, I have attached the questionaire AGAIN. This time I sent it to myself first just to be sure it would go through OK. It came through just fine. |
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Sorry there's still nothing to read on your attachment. Please stop the attachement, simply write out the information and send over to us ok... |
This lad bores me, so I wrote: |
I don't have time for this bullshit. Goodbye. |
The lad blows a fuse...
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YOU ARE A FALSE CLAIMER...BYE!! |
It is ON now, so I wrote: |
You're so fucking blind, you couldn't find your ass with both hands. What a fucking LOSER. |
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YOU ARE THE COMPLETE LOSER INDEED....FUCK U!! |
Hoping to egg the lad on to greater heights of outrage, I wrote: |
Kiss my ass. What kind of piece of shit computer are you using that you can't read a simple attachment. Did you dig that thing out of the trash or what? |
I do hope this isn't the end of it. |
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"You are not well trained as a human being...", M. Tony
"...there are thieves and kackers and postal pilferers in africa...", E. Didier. Who knew? |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Fri May 13, 2011 9:01 pm |
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Try calling him a goat fucker. Lads can have tender spots for words like those. |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Posted:
Fri May 13, 2011 9:10 pm |
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Goats? Why drag their mothers into this? |
_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri May 13, 2011 9:49 pm |
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give him to me. I will make him cry. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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HarmlessBunny
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 May 2009
Posts: 546
Location: In a large cave, surrounded by bones
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Sat May 14, 2011 5:48 am |
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Make him cry? Now my morbid curiosity has been awakened! How do you make the lads cry? |
_________________ x 7
x 2 (Hit-lad!)
( Salif/Moustapha Ibrahim)
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x 1 (Gomerboy tat), x 1 (cooperation with Entomologist)
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Dont you thing that you are a badstard or you are using goat brain? FULLblack goat. - Salif Ibrahim
MONKEY DEY WORK BABOO DEY CHOP IF YOU LIKE CHOP EM BUT GOD WILL GET YOU ONE DAY... - Kelvin, former hitman turned Gomerboy |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Sat May 14, 2011 5:57 am |
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Take away their goat! |
_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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The Monsignor
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Posted:
Sat May 14, 2011 11:48 am |
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'...you couldn't find your ass with both hands.' |
Cracker! |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sat May 14, 2011 10:18 pm |
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I promise to send a tyre for their neck, that a gorilla will sex their mother, that their father is a palm wine tapper, that I will change myself into a vulture and get into their house, that i will put anvil dust around their bed and in their eyes, and that I will use their head for a money ritual. They don't half get irate. Anything involving goats is also good fuel for an already empurpled lad, I'm always surprised at the low esteem goats are held in with respect to their importance in Africa's food chain. Hey ho. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Posted:
Sat May 14, 2011 11:41 pm |
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I love a hot tempered lad! |
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Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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