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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 7:21 pm

Can't wait to see the forms. jump_4_joy

By the way, there is a member here

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1700601#1700601

who needs help with Portuguese. I pointed him to you, hope you don't mind.

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 7:31 pm

Ok, Jeannette, I wrote to him. I'll be glad to help. Smile

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 7:47 pm

Greg was fast! Very good my lad! beating

Quote:

My Love
I have received a message from Doctor Sono Fudido on Berenice condition and I already replied.I told the doctor I will be willing to do anything for her.All I want now is just to get to Brasil and by then I ll be able to render all the help I can,be calm and cool dear,Berenice will be fine soon.

I love you so much my Love

Always yours

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 9:46 pm

Quote:

Hi Doc,
I am of great delight to read from you,Le2nore Ce2rene already told me you ll be contacting me on Berenice condition.It is such a painful thing to know because I know she is going through hell born out of her state of health.
Before we go further in this discussion,I ll love to tell you am not so experienced in this field but I am very good in understanding things easily if well explained and categorically stated as you have just done in this message.
I am a US Marine (USMC) I have been in the force for over 2 decades and I have seen a lot of mental cases but I think Berenice condition is more severe to the kind of mental diseases I have witnessed in the past years but I am not afraid to help in anyway I can.
I will love to see the test you ll be sending but what I want you to do for me is to state precisely what I am to do to help and I ll comply with no reservations.
I am willing to take an impromptu vacation to come see Lenore and Berenice,I think that will be the best than just sending messages.I know you Doctors are really trying a lot but I am also a good and devoted christian and I believe in the powers of Prayers,our prayers can also help because there is nothing impossible for God.
I am mentally fit to help her,we can engage her in discussion,show her love,make her feel among,give her a sense of belonging.I think these things could help because she needs someone to spend a lot of time with her.I chatted with Berenice and I think she still thinks straight and know her left from her right and that gives me hope that something someday can still make her sound.
I await your reply,keep up the good work Doc.

Hope to read back from you soon

Sergeant Ye2tman Gre2gory

Yes, you will read! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 12:56 pm

Yesterday night:

Quote:

lenore: honey, are you there?
DING-DONG!!!
lenore: at last we meet
DING-DONG!!!
DING-DONG!!!
Gregory: why are you doing this to me honey?
Gregory: its unfair
lenore: I was waiting for you!
Gregory: an absolutely unacceptable
Gregory: waiting for me
lenore: I was very busy all day honey!
Gregory: do u know how many times I came online to check on you?
lenore: I worked a lot!
Gregory: I know dear
lenore: I didn't have time to go online today
Gregory: my work is also demanding and requires a lot of time
Gregory: but I still carve out time to come online
lenore: Did you remember that I have my own business?
Gregory: I postponed som ops because of you
Gregory: yes I know
Gregory: that makes it more easy for you to always come online to check on me
lenore: ok, so, how are you?
lenore: I read your email
Gregory: am good and you?
Gregory: ok
lenore: You're great. Thanks!
Gregory: I sent about 4 messages
Gregory: and lots of offline messages
lenore: You're very very very loveable!
Gregory: thanks dear
Gregory: if I am not loveable to you
Gregory: who else will I be to
Gregory: I missed you so much honey
lenore: I talked with doctor Sono today and he has a big hope on you
Gregory: a lot was ggoing through my mind when I never got any message from you
Gregory: I got a message from the doctor and I replied the mail immediately
Gregory: the doctor is a very nice person I think
lenorem: i know, he said it to me
Gregory: he said he ll be sending me Berenice current test result
lenore: good! What else?
Gregory: and he said I must be mentally sound to deal with her
lenore: you are
Gregory: so tell me how your day went
lenore: very tired honey
lenore: but I'm very happy!
lenore: you made me very happy!
Gregory: am happy I made you happy
Gregory: so when you use the word happy
Gregory: what word should I use
lenore: you're so cute!
Gregory: you made me more happy
Gregory: thanks dear
Gregory: you and Berenice deserve to be happy always
lenore: Do you have a nickname?
Gregory: you are both beautiful ladies who deserve better life
lenore: thanks
Gregory: marksman
lenore: why?
Gregory: because my shooting is always on target
lenore: wow
Gregory: I have a very straight hand
Gregory: I get my target with a shot
Gregory: at most 2
Gregory: lol
lenore: wow great!
lenore: You're a special soldier!
Gregory: and you are special bloody civilian

bloody civilian? Dr Sono needs see it!

Quote:

Gregory: I love you so much honey
lenore: thanks dear
lenore: what weapons do you usually use?
Gregory: it depends on the operation
lenore: tell me
Gregory: but I prefer pistol
lenore: What kind?
Gregory: pistol is eaasy to mark than an AK47
Gregory: but most time I use AK
lenore: AK?
Gregory: is a type of gun
Gregory: big gun
Gregory: AK47
lenore: So exciting!
lenore: tell me more!
lenore: grenades, bombs,weapons!
Gregory: you are so funny
Gregory: do u wanna join the force?
lenore: yes, may I?
Gregory: if you want
Gregory: but I won't allow you to
Gregory:
Gregory: its dangerous
Gregory: its not easy
lenore: I admire you!
Gregory: I cherish you

I prefer my whip! beating

Quote:

Gregory: and I am using this time to tell you that
Gregory: I am always gonna listen to you
Gregory: revolve around your
Gregory: defend you,protect and never will I reject you
Gregory: so honey when am I gonna be joining you ?
Gregory: when cn you send the money for the air ticket?
lenore: Fluffy, you didn't send me the informations!
Gregory: I can't receive money directly dear
Gregory: its prohibited
lenore: ok, but i need an account bank
Gregory: you can only send money to the militia financial personne;
Gregory: no you are not using a bank transfer
Gregory: you ll be using an international wiring
lenore: ok, so tell me the bank and the number of th account
Gregory: I just got the information yesterday so I want you to come online before I give you
Gregory: not a bank account
Gregory: you will be using a western union or moneygram
Gregory: so you know that?

lenore: problems...
lenore: I can't use WU or Moneygram...
Gregory: why?
lenore: My ex had stolen my money using that!
Gregory: your ex?
lenore: I will not use that again in my life!
lenore: never!
Gregory: how do you mean your ex stole your money
lenore: He tricked me!
Gregory: can you tell me where he his so I can help track him down
lenore: Sorry fluffy!
Gregory: is he there in brasil?
lenore: no more
Gregory: I am interested in knowing what happened between you and you ex
Gregory: how do you mean tricked you?
lenore: I don't want speak about him
Gregory: ok
Gregory: but tell me what country is he?
lenore: He is an Italian man
Gregory: ok
: where in Italy?
lenore: Turin
lenore: Why?
Gregory: so how did he tricked you?
lenore: I sent money to him and then he disappeared!
Gregory: he is a bastard to have disappeared after having such a beautiful woman like you in his life
lenore: It makes me very angry!
Gregory: how much did you send to him?
lenore: Hobbes, that is his name
Gregory: he does not know what he is missing
lenore: I sent to him 5250 usd
Gregory: OH
Gregory: but darling do you know something
lenore: Hobbes promised to take care of me!
lenore: I loved him very much!
Gregory: don't let us talk about him anymore
Gregory: its like opening old wounds
Gregory: I don't want you to go back thinking about him
lenore: you know I'm superstitious
Gregory: I just want you to know that he disappeared because he is not worthy of having you
Gregory: why?
lenore: so I don't use WU or Moneygram, sorry fluffy!
Gregory: cn you see you are really insulting my personalty
lenore: how?
Gregory: you have always made me happy since we met but what you are saying now is making me feel bad
Gregory: its unfair
Gregory: I don't like it
lenore: I know fluffy! But I will not do that!
lenore: sorry!
lenore: If you want send me an account bank
Gregory: okay
Gregory: I ll have to recontact the bureau to seek an acount
lenore: Oh, fluffy! I am falling in love with you!
Gregory: do you do an online transfer from your account?
lenore: no, I'll go to the bank
Gregory: ok
Gregory: can the transfer go internationally?
lenore: yes, I think so
lenore: why?
Gregory: lol
Gregory: I just asked
Gregory: you don't know
Gregory: you only think so
Gregory: lol
lenore: sorry, I'm not understanding
Gregory: i asked if the bank transfer internationally
Gregory: and you said you think so
Gregory: so I said you only think so
Gregory: and not know so
lenore: ok, are you kidding me?
Gregory: I am only trying to mak you happy dear
Gregory: thats why I talk in parables
Gregory: I was asked when I wanted the vacation to count
Gregory: but I haven't given the defense department a specific date
Gregory: becuse I don't know when I ll get the ticket fee from you
lenore: we must talk with Dr Sono first!
Gregory: honey why are you making feel bad today
Gregory: does the doc knows when you and I started our relationship
lenore: Me? Why?
Gregory: anything you tell me you have to tell the doctor first
Gregory: I am coming to Brasil to visit the love ofmy life
lenore: yes, It's important to Berenice, you know!
Gregory: and all my angel shout is doctor this
Gregory: doctor that
Gregory: I know its important to Berenice
lenore: Berenice is very important to me!
Gregory: and also important to me to meet you real soon
lenore: I can kill for Berenice!
Gregory: you both are also very important to me
Gregory: I can do more than killing
lenore: what?
Gregory: I mean I can do more than killing to save you both
lenore: thanks fluffy!
lenore: So, when you send me the informatins?
lenore: and how much do you need?
Gregory: by tomorrow or Sunday
lenore: ok.
Gregory: but what I want to know now is when you can wire the money so I can know what to tell the defense department on when am leaving
lenore: I'm not sure... what do you think is better?
Gregory: can you make it on monday
Gregory: so I ll choose Tuesday
lenore: Fluffy, you can't understand!
Gregory: I understand perfectly well dear
lenore: I ask to Dr Sono first, ok?
lenore: but i'll send the money to you on Monday
Gregory: so I shouldn't fly yet?
lenore: but I guess you can come next weekend
lenore: I need to prepare Berenice
Gregory: ok
Gregory: honey I gave the department you e-mail so they ll be contacting you
lenore: ok
Gregory: they wanna know about my traveling to Brasil
Gregory: and also to tell you the traveling expenses because I filled your name in the form as the person taking responsibility of the expenses
lenore: ok
Gregory: that is why you ll be contacted
Gregory: I am so sorry I gave them your email before telling you
Gregory: I will get the account by tomorrow on next
lenore: ok, I told about you to Dr Sono before telling you
lenore: yes, fluffy!
Gregory: yes
Gregory: so I also deserve an apology
lenore: yes!
Gregory: so like how much do you have in kind to send dear?
lenore: I don't know
Gregory: your being is so rear
Gregory: and you have a special way of doing your things
lenore: rear?
Gregory: not common
lenore: lol
Gregory: special
Gregory: enough of ticket fee dear
Gregory: lets talk sweet words
Gregory: lets make each other happy
lenore: ok, you're very rear!
Gregory: I want you to know that since the day we started chatting,I already had a feeling that we ll go a long way together
lenore: My rear fluffy!
Gregory: there are no words to express the gratitude I feel in my heart that you came into my life
Gregory: you are my life, my heart, my soul
lenore: ohhhhh! You make me so happy!
Gregory: you are my best friend, my one true love, my one and only
lenore: I know why Berenice loves you!
lenore: She is very intelligent!
Gregory: I love you more todat than I did yesterday and that is how I keep loving you each day
Gregory: tell me something
lenore: what?
Gregory: the love Berenice have for me
Gregory: what is her definition of the love?
Gregory: hope she is not getting things mixed up?
lenore: normal definition
Gregory: ok
Gregory: love as brother
Gregory: love an in-law
Gregory: right?
lenore: no, the love between a man and a woman
Gregory: as what dear?
Gregory: but you are my fiancee and not Berenice
Gregory: but if you want
lenore: But she has passion, desire for you
Gregory: I can show her love if that will help her condition
Gregory: but you are the one I love as my fiancee

I make a break here! Embarassed

Use the imagination!

Quote:

Gregory: will I be making love to 2 sisters ?

Quote:

Gregory: what are the details you need in the account?
Gregory: so answer my question
Gregory: what are the details you need in the account?
lenore: I guess the name and the address of the bank
lenore: the number
lenore: the name
lenore: the owner of the account
lenore: sorry, i cant think now
lenore: you left me exhausted
Gregory: darling don't make me look like a fool to the finance department
lenore: if you did it here.... wow
lenore: don't worry!
Gregory: going there again tomorrrow will be somehow
Gregory: why can't you just send it through the normal way which I have been given the information
Gregory: don't you trust me
leno: ?
Gregory: do you truly love me as you do say?
lenore: Honey, what do you want?
Gregory: love means a lot
lenore: yes
Gregory: mean sharing,caring,happiness and lot more
Gregory: but love can't work without trust
Gregory: I will only know you truly love me if you send the money the normal way and not stress me
Gregory: because I don't think we use that kind of medium to accept money
Gregory: do I look lik that bastard that hurt you in the past?
lenore: Sorry, but you need ask to your department
Gregory: I am not but I am only trying to let you know what I don't like
Gregory: I don't like people who don't trust me
lenore: ok, and you know what i think
Gregory: what?
lenore: I'll send the money to you, with pleasure, because I believe you!
lenore: But I need an account number bank!
lenore: It's all!
lenore: Now, I'm going to sleep
lenore: sorry
Gregory: wait
Gregory: are you not getting me?
Gregory: if you go away I won't like it
lenore: I'm here
Gregory: at least if you want to go to bed
Gregory: you have to at least tell me 20 minutes before you go
Gregory: okay
Gregory: I won't beg you
Gregory: and we may call this relationship a day at this point
Gregory: maybe we should just end it here
Gregory: to be sincere dear
Gregory: I can see you are an adamant person
Gregory: and I can't cope with a stubborn lady dear
lenore: yes
Gregory: you are never listening to me
lenore: sorry
lenore: I know I am
lenore: don't you love me?
Gregory: I love you more tahn anything in the world
Gregory: but I don't just get it
lenore: try honey, for us!
Gregory: when the lady I love and also loves me don't believe or trust me
lenore: I believe you can
Gregory: what is the essence of a realtionship without trust?
lenore: please, honey, try!
Gregory: try ?
lenore: fluffy!
Gregory: what should I try to do?
lenore: try... for us!
Gregory: what do u mean by try?
Gregory: so what do you want me to do now?
lenore: Get an account number bank
Gregory: no dear
lenore: an I'll send the money to you
Gregory: forget it dear
lenore: ok
lenore: bye
Gregory: if you go
Gregory: I ll know who you truly are
Gregory: is this love
Gregory: ?
lenorec: you are kidding me all the time
lenore: i see
Gregory: you are very fast in saying bye
Gregory: and you said you love me
lenore: you said: forget
Gregory: after I have devoted my time
Gregory: after I have always loved you
Gregory: i care so much about you and Berenice so much
Gregory: I love you both and am willing to do anything for the both of you
Gregory: you know what?
Gregory: when next will you be coming online?
lenore: tomorrow
Gregory: ok you know what?
Gregory: I will talk to my commander
Gregory: ok?
lenore: ok honey
Gregory: I will get an account
Gregory: but darling
lenore: I love you!
Gregory: you have not told me all you need for thr transfer
Gregory: have you not sent money through it before?
Gregory: you should know all the needed informations
lenore: ok, I'm going to see
lenore: and send the informations to you
Gregory: now?
Gregory: when?
lenore: tomorrow, I promise
Gregory: do that first thing in the morning
Gregory: so I can take it along when I am going to speak to my commander
lenore: ok
Gregory: I don't want you to go darling
Gregory: lets be here together
Gregory: I love you so much dear
Gregory: I have to do some DT now
lenore: yes
Gregory: its a direct order from my commander
lenore: ok
Gregory: so when should I be expecting the details tomorrow?
Gregory: are you going to the bank to get it?
lenore: The bank is closed tomorrow
lenore: but I'm going to talk with a friend
Gregory: ok
lenore: he knows about
Gregory: ok
Gregory: I love you so much darling
lenore: me too
lenore: goodnight
Gregory: thanks
lenore: you're welcome

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:21 pm

Quote:

Gregory: will I be making love to 2 sisters ?

Ahh. Every man's dream. ABOUT TO BECOME A NIGHTMARE!!

Well done Sweet Poetry.

PS. You may want to edit - towards the end of the post your email address (and Gregory's full name?) are visible.

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:27 pm

Thanks!
Do you want twin sisters? A big nightmare! Laughing

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 6:07 pm

This conversation is sooo full of gems; maybe this is my favourite:

Quote:

your being is so rear

I was tempted to post a NSFW picture.

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 6:13 pm

Quote:

DING-DONG!!!
Gregory: are you there honey
Gregory: I really missed you so much
Gregory: I can't stop thinking about what we did together last night
Gregory: it was really an unforgettable experience
Gregory: I want more of that
Gregory: hello love
lenore: Hi
Gregory: were u online and invisible?
lenore: I am going to the supermarket
lenore: but I saw you
Gregory: ok
lenore: Are you fine?
Gregory: yes am good and you?
lenore: fine
Gregory: darling you have not sent the details yet
lenore: yes, I couldn't talk with my friend yet
Gregory: ok
lenore: But I guess you need only the name and the adress of the bank, the name of the account and the number
lenore: it's all
Gregory: I have not gotten any message from the doc yet
lenore: I'm sure the department can help you
Gregory: in what way?
lenore: about the informations you need to send to me
Gregory: ok
Gregory: have you gotten any message from the dep?
lenore: no honey, nothing
Gregory: I really want to always be here with you
lenore: me too!
Gregory: must the account be a domiciliary account?
Gregory: or just normal checking?
lenore: a normal acount
Gregory: have you done this before?
lenore: only between accounts in Brazil
lenore: to pay for services in my store
Gregory: but do you beleive it can be done internationally?
lenore: yes fluffy!
lenore: talk with your commander
Gregory: ok I will
Gregory: honey
Gregory: when are you gonna bring Berenice home to be with us
lenore: Oh, I'll go to buy somethings on the supermarket now after I'll go to the hospital
Gregory: BUT DEAR
Gregory: please stay for more time I beg u
lenore: Berenice come home today
Gregory: wao thats great
lenore: I stay with you a few more!
Gregory: thanks honey
lenore: I love talk with you!
lenore: What do you want talk with me?
Gregory: u are my fiancee
Gregory: and I enjoy your company a lot
lenore: I think so!
lenore: me too fluffy!
Gregory: so darling how was your night
lenore: It was very good!
Gregory: mine was also great
Gregory: I dreamt of your *****
lenore: good
Gregory: when last did you check your mail?
lenore: in this morning
Gregory: I sent you a message
Gregory: did u get it?
lenore: about the doctor?
Gregory: no a love poem
Gregory: check it now and see
Gregory: ok?
lenore: ok, so after I go to the supermarket
lenore: see you later fluffy!
Gregory: will u check it before you go?
lenore: Talk with you commander, ok?
lenore: yes
Gregory: when will u be back?
lenore: kisses fluffy!
lenore: see you later!
Gregory: kisses & hugs kisses & hugs kisses & hugs kisses & hugs kisses & hugs kisses & hugs kisses & hugs kisses & hugs kisses & hugs kisses & hugs kisses & hugs kisses & hugs kisses & hugs
lenore: bye

don't ask! Don't ask! Embarassed

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 6:26 pm

OK, I won't ask. But if you get him to have his nude photograph taken you will be the latest member of the Todger Club.

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 6:32 pm

Now, I'm curious...what is Todger Club?

I'm here talking with Dr Sono and we are preparing the tests for Greg! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 6:44 pm

Some members here have a line in their signature that says: "Member of the Todger Club". Todger = p3n1s, and these baiters have convinced their lads to have a photo taken in which their todger is in plain view. Mr. Green

These pictures then are posted in the "Pictures and Video" forum. In the subject line they mention "NSFW" = Not Safe For Work.

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 12:10 am

No argue with crazy people! Wink

Quote:

DING-DONG!!!
Gregory: honey
Gregory: you kept me waiting
lenore: sweet!
lenore: i am here
lenore: i am missing u so much
Gregory: honey I have made an inquiry on the error on the message you received
lenore: what?
Gregory: It was also a Sergeant also who requested a leave
Gregory: so it was a typographical error
Gregory: ok?
lenore: ah, ok.
Gregory: so darling did you went to see Berenice?
lenore: lol
lenore: you don't know?
Gregory: did you tell her what we did?
lenore: what?
lenore: no big deal honey
lenore: honey i am here
Gregory: you are not answering my question
Gregory: did you see her and did u tell her?
lenore: honey listn
lenore: i am here Berenice
lenore: ar u fine my love?
lenore: Lenore is taking a shower
lenore: tell me what did you do?
Gregory: we just told each other sweet things dear
Gregory: how are you doing my love?
lenore: fine tell me sweet things
Gregory: ok
lenore: Lenore told me you came to live with us, is it true?
Gregory: yes
Gregory: but Lenore is still delaying me here
Gregory: do you support me coming to Brasil?
lenore: we are going to be a beautiful couple, gregory, Berenice and Lenore
lenore: when wil you arrive?
Gregory: yes we will
lenore: when?
Gregory: it depends on when Lenore send the air ticket fee
lenore: air? it's dangerous!
lenore: come walking!
Gregory: thats the only way I can travel
Gregory: I am in a far place dear
lenore: good!
Gregory: and I am limited by the sea
lenore: so runs!
Gregory: so I can't walk to Brasil
lenorem: swim
Gregory: please is Lenore back?
lenore: no
lenore: she is in the bubble bath
Gregory: ok
Gregory: dear I am so happy you are home
lenore: wait.... ewait..
DING-DONG!!!
Gregory: where are you
Gregory: why did you sign out?
DING-DONG!!!
lenore: here i went to the bathroom
Gregory: where did you go?
Gregory: is this Berenice or Lenore?
lenore: Brenice
lenore: tell me the sweet things
Gregory: where is Lenore?
lenorem: in the bubble bath
Gregory: so are you happy I am coming to Brasil?
lenore: very very very
lenore: how many child do you want?
Gregory: 3
Gregory: and you?
lenore: 3 2 girl 1 boy
lenorem: ok?
Gregory: yes thats ok
lenore: i have 2 and lenore 1
Gregory: so you want a boy and a girl?
lenore: 2 girls, twins
lenore: lenore make the boy
Gregory: just like you and Lenore
lenore: yes
lenore: you are the father of all
Gregory: and you want me to be the father of the 3 kids?
lenore: sure
Gregory: can you send me more picture of you and Lenore
Gregory: 3 picture
Gregory: the picture the both of you are together
lenore: yes, but first i want your picture , but you naked
lenore: do you send me it?
Gregory: I don't have nude picture
lenore: make one for me!
Gregory: you will see me nude when am there
Gregory: I have no camera
lenore: i am going to speak with lenore
lenore: and she no send money for you
Gregory: it is prohibited here in the base
lenore: only if you snd me the pic
Gregory: then there is nothing I can do dear
lenore: i want to see if i like your instrument
Gregory: I have no way to get a nude picture
Gregory: am sorry
lenore: how you take a shower? with clothes?
lenore: i don't believe u7
Gregory: no
Gregory: but I don't have nude pictures
lenore: take a pic and send to me
lenore: lenore agree with me
lenore: you don't have the istrument?
Gregory: no I can't
Gregory: yes
lenore: yes or no?
Gregory: no
Gregory: I don't have camera to do that
lenore: so you cant do child with us
Gregory: I can
lenore: ]you said no
Gregory: but I don't have camera to snap
Gregory: I will make love to you when am there
Gregory: but I can't send a nude pics
Gregory: because I have non
lenore: loan
lenore: stole
lenore: send me the pic
Gregory: it is wrong to steal dear
lenore: now i am very worried if you no have the instument?
Gregory: I have never stolen in my life and I will never steal
lenore: good
Gregory: i have a medium ****
Gregory: cut
Gregory: and a little hairy
lenore: we want to be mothrs
Gregory: thick
Gregory: yes
lenore: ok send the pic
Gregory: I will impregnate you both
lenore: r i never talk with u again
lenore: me and lenore
Gregory: my **** will satisfy you both
Gregory: its ok dear
lenore: i am going to broke this computer
Gregory: but I can't send nude pictures
Gregory: am sorry
lenore: so goddbye
lenore: i am very angry
Gregory: don't break the computer
Gregory: please
lenore: without instrument we don't want
Gregory: I am not trying to get you upset
Gregory: what instrument?
lenore: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Gregory: I have a very good **** that can satisfy you both
Gregory: but I don't have nude pics
lenore: i am going to stay here for 3 days
lenore: send the pic and i talk again with u
Gregory: have you forgotten I am in the military base?
lenore: without instumnt nothing done!
lenore: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 12:44 am

Quote:

Mr. Ye2tman,

I'm very satisfy with your answer. I believe Lenore and Berenice are luck girls for have in you a friend.
Here I include my Behavioral Study First , please read carefully, answer and send to me.
That is very important for the Berenice treatment.
About your question, yes, I believe God!

Thanks and I wait for your soon reply.

PhD Sono Fudido

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 11:13 pm

Here is Sweet Poetry's Psychiatric Evaluation form which I've hosted for her. I'm sure we all look forward to the answers Very Happy

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 11:32 pm

Phil, you're great! Thanks!
Send me your account bank number and I'll pay your favor! I know you don't want a WU!

Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:18 am

Once again Phil, you've outdone yourself (and I need a new laptop screen).

awesome Thumbs up

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:37 am

Ah the "props" as I think the youth of today say, are all Sweet Poetry's. She wrote it I'm just Photobucketing it.

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:40 am

Ah, if only ALL poetry was as sweet as those babies! Nice one guys

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 9:09 am

Brilliant! Bookmarked for further use. clapping

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 5:20 pm

Quote:

Fluffy,

I'm missing you very much. Sorry about my blackout of news from me. Berenice told me what happens with you. Sorry! She hid the cable from the computer and just today she returned it to me.
Don't worry about that pic although I'd be very happy with one.
Dr. Sono Fudido told me he is waiting your answer. Don't delay! Only after permission of the doctor I will send the money.
I'll be online tonight! See you there!

kisses

Lenore

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:01 pm

He sent the Study for Dr. Fudido.

Quote:

In response to your behavioral study.

Not over yet!

Quote:

Mr Yet man,

Thanks a lot by your help with Berenice. I'm studying your case.

Please, answer now the second part. It's very important!

Lenore will be very happy with it!

PhD Sono Fudido

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 6:29 pm

Lenore is not speaking with him in the messenger but she sent an email.

Quote:

Dear Fluffy,

Where are you? Where are your beautiful emails for me?

I'm missing you very much!

Write to me! Berenice is fine, but I'm thinking she is a bit strange. I guess he has a new boyfriend! She put in her wall bedroom a pic of another man. He isn't you! I am sure of it! She's sighing all the time! But she doesn't want talk with me.

kisses

your

Lenore

Oops... What is happening with Berenice? Cool

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 7:14 pm

He tries speak with Lenore all time!

Quote:

BUZZ!!!
Yetman Gregory: hello dear
Yetman Gregory: are you there?
Yetman Gregory: I am missing you so much
Yetman Gregory: I wish you were here with me
Yetman Gregory: I love you so much

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:00 pm

Berenice is much in demand! I wonder who her new man might be? Wink

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